And Coghlan with the Carl Crawford like double to lead things off.

We're gonna need some more runs here boys!

I want to sweep these guys. Don't think we're the best team in baseball, eh Cole? Well watch this, cocksucker.

If Cubs don't go 6-0 this homestand I'll be pissed.

The Cubs need drizzle shits all over assbags Hurdle and Matheny

Zobrist!

What a signing in year one. Might be weighed down by that deal in year 3, but right now Ben's the man.

ALMORA!!!!!!!

Never would've thought to see the day Baez gets intentionally walked. Nice.

Plate discipline.

Something the Cub have always sorely needed.

Thankfully, we have it now.

112 pitches through six? We suck.

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Our defense is horrible too.

The Pirates strike me as salty bitches ... which on the one hand I get because if the Cubs were Cubbing as per the last ~ century the Pirates would be in position to usurp dominance in the NL Central. Alas, they would seem to be relegated to also-rans. On the other hand, fuck those salty bitches.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

This fucking rule ...

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Can you kick Clint Hurdle's ass?

If you can make it worth my while, why not ... I've got time.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

why was rizzo out? He made it safe to second and rounded the base and was interfered with by the fielder. He was in the base path, shouldn't he have a right of way?

Should have been a sign posted.

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Touch um all mr Scorpio.

I know its June and its only one game, but this puts the Pirates 13 games back. Cubs have outscored the Pirates 43-13 and are now 6-1 against them. Cole, Vogelsong and Cervelli are on the DL. I just don't see them coming back to compete in the division.

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In all honesty, it would surprise me if they didn't fall behind Milwaukee by month's end. They have the stink of a team ready to sell.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Maddon didn't even bother dressing the A team and the Cub delivered an ass whipping

Everyone already knew after first month Pirates only chance was wildcard. They have been atrocious for two plus weeks and Cole on the DL. They would be smart to set that goal.

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Elections have consequences.

Ross. I would like to see him back next year. I never thought I would type that sentence.

Thankfully McCutchen got greedy and ran them out of that inning.

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Elmhurst Steve vibe

Terrible decision. Thank God for Ross. Lester was looking like he was gonna go all James Shields.

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Wrigley certainly was no hitter's park there. Wow that thing was brought way back.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Thought that was gone.

What happened to Fowler? Game cast is telling me Almora has replaced him already.

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Another hammy. Fun.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.