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PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2016 11:04 pm 
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Let me throw in the USGA for their "ruling" on Dustin Johnson.

If you weren't watching the US Open, Johnson was on the 5th hole ready to putt out, and was doing some practice putts next to the ball like the golfers like to do. He then goes back behind the ball, without grounding the club, and the ball rolls back towards the putter about a twelfth of a turn. Johnson calls over the official and says, this ball moved back towards my putter, I didn't ground it, what should we do? Official says, you are good to go, you didn't cause it to move, putt freely. He does.

Later, the USGA comes over and talks to him between holes and asks him, was there any event other than your actions that could have caused the ball to move? Johnson says, I don't know, but I didn't cause it to move. They say, well, we don't want to interrupt your game, but we're going to talk to you after the 18th about this and you may be assessed a penalty stroke, so keep that in mind as you play the rest of the round.

I really don't know of any officiating committee that would see a penalty and then decide to ignore it based upon the comments of the player involved. They need to call it a penalty then and there, or let it go. The rest of the round, he doesn't know if it counts and all of the other chasers don't know if it counts. What if he finishes 18 up by one? Is he really going to talk the USGA out of applying the penalty? The rest of the field would be incensed.

And after they have been taken to task by Nicklaus, Woods, McIlroy, Speith, and who knows how many other legendary golfers, the USGA refuses to admit they made a mistake by not ruling at the time. They offer "regret for the distraction."

Could you imagine a hockey game for example where a team scores, but the officials say, we'll review this after the game. You're up 3-2, but maybe it is tied 2-2? Does the other team pull the goalie or believe the penalty will be applied? Ridiculous.

I nomiate long winded cocksuckers like you.

Are you accusing me of being a Sini mult?

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Dude. Start a thread nominating usga

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newper wrote:
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Let me throw in the USGA for their "ruling" on Dustin Johnson.

If you weren't watching the US Open, Johnson was on the 5th hole ready to putt out, and was doing some practice putts next to the ball like the golfers like to do. He then goes back behind the ball, without grounding the club, and the ball rolls back towards the putter about a twelfth of a turn. Johnson calls over the official and says, this ball moved back towards my putter, I didn't ground it, what should we do? Official says, you are good to go, you didn't cause it to move, putt freely. He does.

Later, the USGA comes over and talks to him between holes and asks him, was there any event other than your actions that could have caused the ball to move? Johnson says, I don't know, but I didn't cause it to move. They say, well, we don't want to interrupt your game, but we're going to talk to you after the 18th about this and you may be assessed a penalty stroke, so keep that in mind as you play the rest of the round.

I really don't know of any officiating committee that would see a penalty and then decide to ignore it based upon the comments of the player involved. They need to call it a penalty then and there, or let it go. The rest of the round, he doesn't know if it counts and all of the other chasers don't know if it counts. What if he finishes 18 up by one? Is he really going to talk the USGA out of applying the penalty? The rest of the field would be incensed.

And after they have been taken to task by Nicklaus, Woods, McIlroy, Speith, and who knows how many other legendary golfers, the USGA refuses to admit they made a mistake by not ruling at the time. They offer "regret for the distraction."

Could you imagine a hockey game for example where a team scores, but the officials say, we'll review this after the game. You're up 3-2, but maybe it is tied 2-2? Does the other team pull the goalie or believe the penalty will be applied? Ridiculous.

I nomiate long winded cocksuckers like you.

Are you accusing me of being a Sini mult?

Nah, even though I only skimmed, you've too much capitalization and punctuation.

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Hopefully this receives some consideration...
http://chicagofanatics.com/viewtopic.php?f=75&t=101020

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Mr. Reason wrote:
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Let me throw in the USGA for their "ruling" on Dustin Johnson.
s.

I nomiate long winded cocksuckers like you.

Are you accusing me of being a Sini mult?

Nah, even though I only skimmed, you've too much capitalization and punctuation.

I should have gone for U.S.G.A. to get the Shark mult accusation.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2016 11:20 pm 
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I think I get it now.




People who cut my pizza wrong.



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I think I get it now.




People who cut my pizza wrong.



thanks Peeps

Peeps left out an important part. You need to create a thread in the Douchebag of the Week section for it to be a choice in the poll at the end of the week.


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Damn. I forgot how this worked.

I'll try harder.

You'll still fail miserably.


Spanky didn't fail at all when it came to abandoning Chris in Joliet, lying about him being an adulterer and putting a knife in his back.


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Hopefully this receives some consideration...
http://chicagofanatics.com/viewtopic.php?f=75&t=101020


wrong section. putting it in that section makes it look more like you want to promote it.


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But really... I kinda already see a clear winner this week.
Rather than make him the "winner", as I highly suspect this will not be the last time he does/says something that will get him nominated, why not just call it 'The bigfan Douchebag Of The Week Award'?

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 6:26 am 
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But really... I kinda already see a clear winner this week.
Rather than make him the "winner", as I highly suspect this will not be the last time he does/says something that will get him nominated, why not just call it 'The bigfan Douchebag Of The Week Award'?


:lol: Like the Cy Young Award.

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Could you imagine a hockey game for example where a team scores, but the officials say, we'll review this after the game. You're up 3-2, but maybe it is tied 2-2? Does the other team pull the goalie or believe the penalty will be applied? Ridiculous.


People believe baseball works like that though. They're always arguing that the score and situations in the game have nothing to do with the performance of the players. A pitcher just does his job the best he can. And he wins or loses based on his "run support". Dustin Johnson should just play his best round and not worry about what happens with anyone else.

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That golfer's issue is he's too busy having his GF Dustin' off his Johnson.

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That golfer's issue is he's too busy having his GF Dustin' off his Johnson.

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Too thin. No curves.

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She's really a butterface. Her mom was much better looking in her day.

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i guarantee she is sheetrock in bed. and you can't muss up her hair.


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Agree with Leash and JORR.


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Whaaaaattt?

Any of you guys would get your putters up in that in a minute.

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She's really a butterface. Her mom was much better looking in her day.


She looks like Wayne Gretzky wearing a blonde wig. She has some ass though.

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The pic of her mom in the hockey outfit is smoking hot.

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Jbi11s wrote:
Hopefully this receives some consideration...
http://chicagofanatics.com/viewtopic.php?f=75&t=101020


wrong section. putting it in that section makes it look more like you want to promote it.

You're looking at it the wrong way. I'm trying to bring attention to it. I didn't even know about this slaughter. I'm assuming most Americans aren't aware of it either since most of the source material I read was from the British press.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
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But really... I kinda already see a clear winner this week.
Rather than make him the "winner", as I highly suspect this will not be the last time he does/says something that will get him nominated, why not just call it 'The bigfan Douchebag Of The Week Award'?

When it comes down to the year end vote... it may be that.
Year two of the dbotw was called the Rod Blagojevich memorial Douchebag of the year award cause he won year one, remember?

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Could you imagine a hockey game for example where a team scores, but the officials say, we'll review this after the game. You're up 3-2, but maybe it is tied 2-2? Does the other team pull the goalie or believe the penalty will be applied? Ridiculous.


People believe baseball works like that though. They're always arguing that the score and situations in the game have nothing to do with the performance of the players. A pitcher just does his job the best he can. And he wins or loses based on his "run support". Dustin Johnson should just play his best round and not worry about what happens with anyone else.

Oh dear Jesus please for the love of God leave that shit out of this thread.

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the Rod Blagojevich memorial Douchebag of the year award
Why "memorial"?

He's not dead.
Yet.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
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the Rod Blagojevich memorial Douchebag of the year award
Why "memorial"?

He's not dead.
Yet.

Uh, don't correct me... it sickens me

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Dr. Ken, for making the unfunny mult Linderman Edgewater.

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