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Hockey Gay
PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 3:38 pm 
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It's done. Fucking OVER. Here we are needing our so called "ace" to get us a win to avoid a sweep against our rivals and completely erase any final chance they had to get back in this division and he wets the bed.

America was right the entire time. He has completely lost it. Can't command the fastball, his curveball sucks, no one bites on his slider anymore and he doesn't trust his changeup. He's a mediocre pitcher now. Every start is such an agonizing grind just to get through 5 innings in less than 100 pitches.

Mother fucker, this sucks.
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Cubs just announced they are going to a 6 man rotation in the near future. Michael Warren was sent down to Iowa to stretch out his innings.

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Hockey Gay
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Cubs just announced they are going to a 6 man rotation in the near future. Michael Warren was sent down to Iowa to stretch out his innings.

What the fuck does that have to do with anything?
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I guess he was a year early.

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Hockey Gay wrote:
It's done. Fucking OVER. Here we are needing our so called "ace" to get us a win to avoid a sweep against our rivals and completely erase any final chance they had to get back in this division and he wets the bed.

America was right the entire time. He has completely lost it. Can't command the fastball, his curveball sucks, no one bites on his slider anymore and he doesn't trust his changeup. He's a mediocre pitcher now. Every start is such an agonizing grind just to get through 5 innings in less than 100 pitches.

Mother fucker, this sucks.


Yup.

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Hockey Gay wrote:
It's done. Fucking OVER. Here we are needing our so called "ace" to get us a win to avoid a sweep against our rivals and completely erase any final chance they had to get back in this division and he wets the bed.

America was right the entire time. He has completely lost it. Can't command the fastball, his curveball sucks, no one bites on his slider anymore and he doesn't trust his changeup. He's a mediocre pitcher now. Every start is such an agonizing grind just to get through 5 innings in less than 100 pitches.

Mother fucker, this sucks.


was chris sale done too during that rough 3 game stretch he had?
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Hockey Gay wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
Cubs just announced they are going to a 6 man rotation in the near future. Michael Warren was sent down to Iowa to stretch out his innings.

What the fuck does that have to do with anything?


5 days rest instead of 4
he will be fresher...no?

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Hockey Gay wrote:
It's done. Fucking OVER. Here we are needing our so called "ace" to get us a win to avoid a sweep against our rivals and completely erase any final chance they had to get back in this division and he wets the bed.

America was right the entire time. He has completely lost it. Can't command the fastball, his curveball sucks, no one bites on his slider anymore and he doesn't trust his changeup. He's a mediocre pitcher now. Every start is such an agonizing grind just to get through 5 innings in less than 100 pitches.

Mother fucker, this sucks.


was chris sale done too during that rough 3 game stretch he had?


Yes.

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:lol:

I love you guys and this place.

What is his record going to be now?

11-2.

Bad stretches happen.

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He couldn't keep that ridiculous pace up. He was bound to have some bad starts.
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jimmypasta wrote:
Hockey Gay wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
Cubs just announced they are going to a 6 man rotation in the near future. Michael Warren was sent down to Iowa to stretch out his innings.

What the fuck does that have to do with anything?


5 days rest instead of 4
he will be fresher...no?

It's over, Jimmy. This is a thread of mourning. Do you go to a funeral and tell the person who was closest to the dead person that they might come back to life?
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RFDC wrote:
:lol:

I love you guys and this place.

What is his record going to be now?

11-2.

Bad stretches happen.


Don't hide the pain. You can let it out here.

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RFDC wrote:
:lol:

I love you guys and this place.

What is his record going to be now?

11-2.

Bad stretches happen.


This guy gets it.

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Hockey Gay wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
Hockey Gay wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
Cubs just announced they are going to a 6 man rotation in the near future. Michael Warren was sent down to Iowa to stretch out his innings.

What the fuck does that have to do with anything?


5 days rest instead of 4
he will be fresher...no?

It's over, Jimmy. This is a thread of mourning. Do you go to a funeral and tell the person who was closest to the dead person that they might come back to life?


What are those odds?

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jimmypasta wrote:
Cubs just announced they are going to a 6 man rotation in the near future. Michael Warren was sent down to Iowa to stretch out his innings.


The Cubs are screwed if Michael Warren is going to be pitching in the near future :lol:
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I'm offically in panic mode about him. He isnt going deep into games and his stuff just doesnt look nasty like it did. time to start a new cycle.

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jimmypasta wrote:
Cubs just announced they are going to a 6 man rotation in the near future. Michael Warren was sent down to Iowa to stretch out his innings.


The Cubs are screwed if Michael Warren is going to be pitching in the near future :lol:


That trade sucked.

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I'm offically in panic mode about him. He isnt going deep into games and his stuff just doesnt look nasty like it did. time to start a new cycle.


Yeah,but he's going to be naked in the ESPN Magazine Body issue.

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jimmypasta wrote:
815 wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
Cubs just announced they are going to a 6 man rotation in the near future. Michael Warren was sent down to Iowa to stretch out his innings.


The Cubs are screwed if Michael Warren is going to be pitching in the near future :lol:


That trade sucked.


Adam Warren is his name Mr Pasta

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I'll get it right next time he makes a contribution.

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Hank Scorpio
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At least they didnt sign him to a mega deal after last season. Now he can just fade away on his team friendly deal. It certainly sucks for him because he missed out on his big payday.


Hopefully you can all bump this thread in October and laugh at me :lol: :lol:

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Hockey Gay wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
Cubs just announced they are going to a 6 man rotation in the near future. Michael Warren was sent down to Iowa to stretch out his innings.

What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

Sorry leash, but you're out.

I now want the Gay-Pasta fan broadcast of all future Cub games.
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Gay-Pasta


Great place on Broadway. Try the Chicken Spermicelli.

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Matches Malone wrote:
Hockey Gay wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
Cubs just announced they are going to a 6 man rotation in the near future. Michael Warren was sent down to Iowa to stretch out his innings.

What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

Sorry leash, but you're out.

I now want the Gay-Pasta fan broadcast of all future Cub games.


Tell you what...it would be memorable!

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Matches Malone wrote:
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Great place on Broadway. Try the Chicken Spermicelli.


I hear the sausage was too pink.

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Didn't he only give up one earned run?

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Didn't he only give up one earned run?


He is the defending Cy Young winner and their hands down ace going into this season. You dont go 5 innings in the final game of a division series that you need to win. Kershaw or Bumgarner arent giving you that effort.

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Was it his call, or Maddon's?

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jimmypasta wrote:
Cubs just announced they are going to a 6 man rotation in the near future. Michael Warren was sent down to Iowa to stretch out his innings.

What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

Sorry leash, but you're out.

I now want the Gay-Pasta fan broadcast of all future Cub games.


I could play the role of Harry Teinowitz.

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