It would, but it would probably star Kevin James and Adam Sandler which would give it zero chance of being funny.

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Family legal battles are the best.

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BIG VOICE GUY: Felix was a normal guy that was just about out of luck... <quick montage of him getting fired, getting dumped and his dog getting run over> His landlord Oscar was on the edge <montage of final notice bills, his car getting repo'd and his wife leaving him> Thats when these two realized there was only one option left... (said at the same time) "I have to move in with HIM?!?"

From Happy Madison studios in conjuction with Netflix Original Films, Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider team up to bring you a version of the Odd Couple you've never seen! <montage of farting, shitting and jerking off gags>

This Summer make room for a new houseguest! <final shot of Sandler mistakenly putting Schneiders ear drops in his coffee instead of cream>

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I'd watch that.

and this is what is wrong with America!!

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you don't live with the wife?

The sort of rational, cost/benefit [in monetary terms] calculations that most people do when considering whether to take legal action and how much legal action to take goes out the window. Becomes an all out war to win and make your stupid point no matter the cost.

Wanda Sykes as the tenant?

Absolutely correct.

Delaney could be begging them to leave a year from now after spending thousands of dollars unsuccessfully.

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Nope...I could just make their lives miserable...and that's exactly what's going to happen. They will be out.

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I am glad to know there are so many rights and avenues for tenants. Just sign for one year get the second year free I guess if you play it right.

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Elections have consequences.

Or just sign up and get 18 months for free.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

This complicates my weekend.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Goddamn right, your shit your rules. Fuck them. Dump it all on them and on their way out tell them to fuck off and disown them. Nothing worse than that shit.

I don't do them any more, but have performed many DuPage evictions.

First of all, DuPage is one heck of a lot more pro-landlord than Cook County, and by a landslide.

Usually you can get a court date 2-3 weeks out from filing. You cannot serve a 5 day without them missing a payment first, so you would only be suing for possession with the 30-day.

Since you don't need a money judgment, you can file for notice via publication (which will take another 2-3 weeks) if the tenant ducks Service by the Sheriff.

If the tenant does not hire an attorney, the judge may give them anywhere from 7-30 days to vacate, at which time you will file the order for eviction with the Sheriff again for "shit out on the street time".

If they lawyer-up, the process could take considerably longer. That is why, if they show up to the initial court date, you take them out in the hall and talk them into signing an agreed order to vacate after a certain amount of days. Tell them that you will not go after them for the money - works almost every time as a bargaining chip.

They blow that, and you can file immediately, as they just disregarded a court order.

Boom.

There are certainly more details and possibilities, but this is a basic outline for success.

Rule # 1: A money judgment vs. a tenant is almost as valuable as a used piece of toilet paper. i.e. forget about chasing deadbeats for money, just get possession back and chalk it up.

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

No....I wouldn't ever make your weekend complicated.

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How are things progressing for you Cashman?

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Got an attorney out of Wheaton, she wanted to redo the 5 day notice with a company that serves people notices. Last night, the wife received a text from the renter that she will be moving out on the last day of the month, which we did not respond to. I am assuming they served her with the notice, because of the text. I fully plan on continuing with the eviction process and suing her for rent as well. It sucks, because I had a tenant lined up.

Ya probably know this but if ya don't..do not take a penny from her or you go back to square 1 with this deadbeat.

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Did she have a security deposit?

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I 100% know that. I picked up the rent once a month. Would not give her my address, and didn't trust her to send it to a PO Box at all. She was not reliable picking it up.

She would never let me in the place. So I have no idea is there is damage. And with late fees and some non full payments, it has been eaten up. She has a criminal background and she receives a disability check, so I doubt she wants this going to court while being on probation.

What is the latest Cashman?

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Chick who served the paperwork called me the other day and said they served it. So technically she the 5 day expires the 26th, but she(renter) texted wife a couple weeks ago, she would leave on the last day. We shall see. I asked the company who serves this paperwork(they are out of Berwyn), how many times did they have to try. She told me 6-8 tries and that still is questionable. So, I have a feeling that doesn't include Dupage.

Over/Under for number of days after June 30th Wanda continues to live in Cashman's wifey's pineapple under the sea:


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Big under. She's gone on time.

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http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

if it goes under, it'll be because she vacates on the last day of the month.

if she stays over at all, she's in for the long haul.

Would someone wanna cut this bitch for me?

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Did you get the apartment back?

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