Hockey Gay wrote:
It's done. Fucking OVER. Here we are needing our so called "ace" to get us a win to avoid a sweep against our rivals and completely erase any final chance they had to get back in this division and he wets the bed.
America was right the entire time. He has completely lost it. Can't command the fastball, his curveball sucks, no one bites on his slider anymore and he doesn't trust his changeup. He's a mediocre pitcher now. Every start is such an agonizing grind just to get through 5 innings in less than 100 pitches.
Mother fucker, this sucks.
I FEEL YA PAIN HOMEY. seriously, i know lots of (
VERY STUPID) people try to make some claim for clayton kershaw being "the best pitcher in baseball", like that perennial PLAYOFF CHOKER has ever reached the heights that only jake arrieta and/or bob gibson can tell you about..... but seriously man just look at the #s. the stat's don't lie. and NO not those stats with IP/ERA/WHIP/K/BB/K-BB/etc... i'm talking about the kind of stats that my guy JORR can get behind: duh, #WINNING! </sheen>
the cubs won what, 24 str8 games started by arrieta? his loss in the last week or 2 was his first loss since lincoln freed the slaves?
Steve from the 'Hurst wrote:
WORST PRESIDENT EVER!
but yeah the cubs were literally unfuckwithable when arrieta started games, and his historic 2nd half went and TOOK that cy young from kershaw and his *wanking motion* 300K. pfft. how many wild card / game163's has kershaw won? last thing i remember about postseason kershaw was a whole lotta cardinals scoring even easier than prom night. so what that arrieta had an off-day today... isn't he allowed some? anyone remember kershaw's 1.2IP 6H 7ER 3BB 3K @ARI in may 2014? anyone see his 5 run inning at home against miami this year? yeah your lil kershaw can get hit too.... but still when it comes down to WINNING, aka THE ONLY STAT THAT MATTERS, and especially if it's WINNING IN OCTOBER then jake arrieta is the best damn pitcher in baseball, and anyone who thinks otherwise = hit me up via PM cuz i've been unable to find any decent wickeysticks/sherm/PCP for awhile now =/
TLDR = hey hockey ghey, enough with this faux-sarcasm thing.... jake arrieta is the best pitcher in baseball since bob gibson and anyone who disagrees = someone you shouldn't be associating with anyways because they're either mentally retarded and/or on hard drugs, and most likely some kind of "corky thatcher hittin the pipe" and plz notice that's not A pipe but THE pipe cuz seriously there's a reason why THE pipe is THE pipe and not just A pipe; ask around!
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Curious Hair wrote:
Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?
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