If you could have a porterhouse and a Manhattan with one board member, who would it be?

Who is your all-time favorite athlete who sucked?

What is the most refreshing alcoholic beverage you've ever had?

If you could do one thing in life over, what would it be?

What one activity gets you so excited you feel like a kid again?

Favorite book?

Where did you grow up and how has it affected your perspective in life?

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What is a shitpost twin?

Porterhouse is so overrated. But OKC

Dave Bolland

Shock Top

Go to college

Playing catch

Game of Thrones

Hanover Park. I'm a straight G.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Who is your favorite shitpost twin? I dont know what this means

If you could have a porterhouse and a Manhattan with one board member, who would it be? Dr Ken

Who is your all-time favorite athlete who sucked? Hee Seop Choi was my guy

What is the most refreshing alcoholic beverage you've ever had? Refreshing?? I suppose it was a cucumber gin cocktail thing I had one time

If you could do one thing in life over, what would it be? Stay in the pre-dental program in college

What one activity gets you so excited you feel like a kid again? Going on vacation.

Favorite book? The Stand

Where did you grow up and how has it affected your perspective in life? Northwest Indiana, I've seen how stupid single party goverance is in our political system.

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Twin question removed.

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We get it, we get it ... you were banned for 11 months and we didn't notice ... we notice now. Thank you for the object lesson.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Me!
JORR/rpb
Johnny Football
Poolside mojito.
College. I'd enjoy it more and study harder too.
The start of college/NFL season
n/a
Chicago suburbs. I don't know how it has affected my perspective but I still consider it the best place I've ever lived.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Well, you're being removed from the will.

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Gee, who will now get your collection of cum stiffened athletic socks?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

That wasn't going to Tiny.

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He inadvertently had them bequeathed (hey buddy) per stirpes because he misread it as 'stripes'.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

You're back in.

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If you could have a porterhouse and a Manhattan with one board member, who would it be?

I was inclined to say Tall Midget, but then we'd probably have to share the porterhouse with the table next to us. So, I'll say Mr. Reason.

Who is your all-time favorite athlete who sucked?

Heity Cruz

What is the most refreshing alcoholic beverage you've ever had?

A cold glass of RuinTen.

If you could do one thing in life over, what would it be?

I'd have switched my major sophomore year like I'd considered and become an archaeologist.

What one activity gets you so excited you feel like a kid again?

Going to a pre-Illini football game tailgate in the fall when its about 55 degrees and sunny.

Favorite book?

The Uncle John's Bathroom Reader series.

Where did you grow up and how has it affected your perspective in life?

Hardcore American South. I hate city folk because I'm racist and, you know, all that other stuff.

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You know me like that.

Leashyourkids, indoors

Kyle Calder

Jameson on the rocks

Not get out of shape

Sundays when the Bears are good

Lords Of Chaos: The Bloody Rise Of The Satanic Metal Underground. Interesting read about the Norwegien Black Metal scene in the late 80's, early 90's. Bunch of dumbasses.

Some shitty apartments in Rolling Meadows. Urban atmosphere. I moved there as a little boy from the North side of Chicago. No idea what it's like now but you had to be able to talk shit to fit in then. A lot of gang activity and people getting shot here and there but luckily it never really effected me. Some of my friends got into gangs though. However, my youth was still fun.

I would have moved inside!

Anyway, thank you. May your days be merry and white.

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Fixed.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Wow, real tough one. So many to pick from. Darko, RPB, Brick, Mr. Reason, Dr. Ken, TM

Rick Mirer

ummm no idea, don't drink much.

Go back to 17 yrs old and make a couple different decisions.

Walking into a baseball stadium, smelling the grass, hearing the crack of the bat

A Time to Kill

Hobart, IN. The region impacts everything about life. Made me appreciate hard work.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Well shit ralph... that's easy enough to make happen.

Lakemoorfest!

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I'm not entirely sure which question he was responding to with that answer.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

yeah, would love to do that one year. But it is during a busy month for me. School is starting back. I coach tennis and our practices start the first week of August.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Assuming I am taking people I have been fortunate enough to meet already out of the equation, I would say Seacrest.

Junior Felix.

First mojito in Puerto Rico.

Pretty much everything about college.

Playing a new game at two in the morning.

Halo: Fall of Reach

Small town eastern Iowa. I don't know...too deep for me to figure out.

If you could have a porterhouse and a Manhattan with one board member, who would it be?
Pasta
Who is your all-time favorite athlete who sucked?
Richie Hebner
What is the most refreshing alcoholic beverage you've ever had?
Bud at 36.5 F
If you could do one thing in life over, what would it be?
Start my own business
What one activity gets you so excited you feel like a kid again?
Opening Day
Favorite book?
Catcher in the Rye
Where did you grow up and how has it affected your perspective in life?
Summit/Argo the color of ones skin don't mean shit

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

What kind of business, Walt?

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My questions were better

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Spare parts for the Printing Industry...the Donnelly's...Quad Graphics....Segerdahls ...etc of the World

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

If you could have a porterhouse and a Manhattan with one board member, who would it be?
BRick.

Who is your all-time favorite athlete who sucked?
Ron Karkovice and Andres Nocioni

What is the most refreshing alcoholic beverage you've ever had?
Moscow Mule

If you could do one thing in life over, what would it be?
Start college right after HS instead of working for a year.

What one activity gets you so excited you feel like a kid again?
Reading comic books with my son.

Favorite book?
The Dark Tower series

Where did you grow up and how has it affected your perspective in life?
Bridgeport. I don't know. Learned the value of community, but also learned how not to treat people who are different than me.

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I'll second this one.

I don’t know Darko or Doug EP much at all, but I know them the better than anyone else on the board….I’ll take both of them. Honorable mention to Shirtless Driver, as we’ve known a few common people in our past

Brian Anderson

Stiegl Radler

Jump back to 1990 and engage in conversation with the quiet girl at Baskin-Robbins. I had to wait 24 years to realize she was the coolest girl ever.

Playing guitar in BLUSH

Always liked Wonderland Avenue by Danny Sugarman. Fiction, I’d say Fahrenheit 451

Antioch. Looking back, the best part of it was being able to have a cool relationship with my Grandparents. It’s something my kids will never experience.

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1. There are a lot of them/you guys. You probably know who you are. But if I had to pick one, and only one, probably JORR.
2. Alex Morgan
3. Ice cold Bell's Amber
4. Get better grades and take high school seriously, and go to college
5. Define kid....like a child? or like a 20 year old?
6. Probably The Catcher In The Rye, even though I know it's overrated
7. Round Lake Heights, IL. It's affected my perspective on life simply by accepting that things change and there's not a godamned thing you can do about it most of the time. I wouldn't even recognize that town in 2016.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

Joliet. Things cant get much worse.

Anyone interested in buying a Turbin auto?