God I hate the guys in this pen. They are so weak.

Fuck you Nate Jones.

Why the fuck would he throw thst pitch? He may as well have placed it on a tee.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Here's your moment rook

This fucking team is gonna strand the bases loaded.

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Load the bases with nobody out and what does JB Schmuck do? Swing at the first pitch and pops up.

Then Anderson and Eaton strike out.

They're shitty.

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That is the 2nd time in 4 inningd that those 3 came up with the bases loaded 0 out and got nothing. Maybe Hahn should have given JB Fuck the take sign on that first pitch.

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Ya know, with most other teams I get the feeling that at least one or two runs will be scored in that situation

With the White Sox I'm confident that they will fuck up and get ZERO.

This is the only team that can make winning 3-4 look bad. Pissed that one away.

Pissed it away and found out they have an infection. Bases loaded twice with nothing to show for it? That one burns.

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bases loaded and can't do a dad-gum thang

This guy gets it

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Buehrle's at the game! Sign him up damn it!

Mark Buerhle IS IN JERRY'S BOX!

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READS JUST FINE

Simple Steve is at the Sox game....oh sorry....Sux game too! Don't sign him up.

Bad feed but Carlos has to know where the bag is. Missed it by a foot.

Timmy had time to plant his feet and make a strong throw to first. Don't like that throwing off balance crap when he doesn't have to. That's how bad habits start.

Holy crap I can't believe he tagged up on that fly ball and it wasn't even close at third. Speed fuckin kills.

Clutch mother fucker.

This . . . this ain't lookin' good.

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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

How much are they paying Robertson?

Whew

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Oh for Peter sake!

man, down 5-0 in the bottom of the 2nd (miggy gonzalez gonna miggy gonzalez) bro lawrie hits one that lands right on the yellow padding atop the OF wall, which i assume means it's still in play since it didn't 100% clear the OF fences. the jays make no effort to hurriedly field it like it's either a HR or fan interference (it wasn't) and lawrie busts it around the bases for an inside the park HR. lol.

then next at bat = dioner novarro turns on one and hits a laserbeam out of the park to the RF corner. 5-2 jays.

THEN the next batter JB sh(m)uck blasts one to right-center and successfully completes the 3-peat to make it 5-3 jays.

boy, i bet toronto is really glad they gave up travis d'arnaud AND noah syndergaard because they just HAD to have CY young winner RA dickey, eh?

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You gotta be shittin me. 6 solo home runs? This just adds to what has to be the most solo home runs in baseball. Somebody get on base.

4-4 over their last 8, staring down the barrel at 4-5. Hopefully the front office isn't fooled by a team whose "dead cat bounce" is .500 baseball.

NOTE: the clear eyed wiseman JORR told us it is NOT a bandbox

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