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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:38 am

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jimmypasta wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Jimmy, how did your first gay experience go?

Listen,I support you guys,I'm just not one of you.

So you're saying it went well but it just "didn't take"?

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 12:02 pm

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jimmypasta wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Jimmy, how did your first gay experience go?

Listen,I support you guys,I'm just not one of you.

He got ya Sandy.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 12:03 pm

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RFDC wrote:

jimmypasta wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Jimmy, how did your first gay experience go?

Listen,I support you guys,I'm just not one of you.

He got ya Sandy.

You got yourself, butch.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 3:13 pm

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The Beatles or Herman's Hermits?

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 3:28 pm

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VHS or Beta ?

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 3:28 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

The Beatles or Herman's Hermits?
Badfinger

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 3:30 pm

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Bagels wrote:

VHS or Beta ?

My wife bought us a Zenith color console TV and a Zenith betamax in 1982
for wedding gifts. I had no clue what that betamax was. It was huge.I wish I still had it.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 3:31 pm

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jimmypasta wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

The Beatles or Herman's Hermits?
Badfinger

Now I know how DB feels.

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Curious Hair wrote:

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 3:33 pm

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Leash,
I never count the Beatles. They are like a standard favorite. Like Ernie Banks should be amongst every Cub fan's favorites.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 5:39 pm

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Jimmy,

If I arrange everything, will you join me at a Cubs game?

100% serious.

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312player

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 6:29 pm

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Most over rated cub of all time?

Worst cubs manager of all time?

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 6:50 pm

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312player wrote:

Most over rated cub of all time?

Worst cubs manager of all time?

My guess for jimmy -

Bill Madlock

College of Coaches

My time -

Derrick Lee

Frank Lucchesi

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Linderman Edgewater

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 9:20 pm

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More accomplished Italian Columbus or Marconi?

Funnier Stooge Shemp or Curly?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 9:22 pm

Ann-Margret or Raquel Welch or Sophia Loren?

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 9:23 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Ann-Margret or Raquel Welch or Sophia Loren?

Ann Margaret had to fake fuck jack Lemmon so there's that.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 9:25 pm

Darkside wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Ann-Margret or Raquel Welch or Sophia Loren?

Ann Margaret had to fake fuck jack Lemmon so there's that.

Ann-Margret in Viva Las Vegas....I need a minute...

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 9:27 pm

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Ann-Margret or Raquel Welch or Sophia Loren?

I'll throw Barbarella-era Jane Fonda in there for you also, jimmy.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 9:28 pm

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Raquel Welch with no second place.

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Curious Hair wrote:

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 9:30 pm

leashyourkids wrote:

Raquel Welch with no second place.

Have you seen Barbarella?

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 9:44 pm

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jimmypasta wrote:

Godfella wrote:

jimmy - sugar or no sugar in your Sunday gravy?

Wow,you are Italian!

I live with this:

Your grandmother is probably rolling over in her grave.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 9:46 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Raquel Welch with no second place.

Have you seen Barbarella?

No. What do I Google?

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Curious Hair wrote:

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 9:48 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Raquel Welch with no second place.

Have you seen Barbarella?

Hot, no doubt, but Raquel's still my girl.

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Curious Hair wrote:

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 9:56 pm

leashyourkids wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Raquel Welch with no second place.

Have you seen Barbarella?

No. What do I Google?

The opening scene where they strip her naked floating in space. I didn't know they did naked back in the day.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:40 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Jimmy,

If I arrange everything, will you join me at a Cubs game?

100% serious.

Wow,that's very nice but I really,really enjoy my couch and recliner. I have a 65' inch Mitsubishi where I watch most of my sporting events. Live viewing just isn't worth the hassle to me anymore.

I wonder how many more on here feel the same way.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:41 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Raquel Welch with no second place.

Have you seen Barbarella?

No. What do I Google?

The opening scene where they strip her naked floating in space. I didn't know they did naked back in the day.

Hell,Jane Fonda still looks do-able today. As a young man in 1967,I think that Barbella scene mesmerized me. She was also hot in Klute. I consider her one of the hottest actresses ever.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

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312player

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 10:56 am

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

312player wrote:

Most over rated cub of all time?

Worst cubs manager of all time?

My guess for jimmy -

Bill Madlock

College of Coaches

My time -

Derrick Lee

Frank Lucchesi

Lee is a good choice..I was thinking Kerry Wood and Mike Quade

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 12:05 pm

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Jimmy, I just bought a bunch of machine guns at the gas station, it was pretty easy!

What should I do with them?

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 12:55 pm

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SomeGuy wrote:

Jimmy, I just bought a bunch of machine guns at the gas station, it was pretty easy!

What should I do with them?

Turn them in to authorities,no questions asked.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 1:35 pm

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jimmypasta wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

Jimmy, I just bought a bunch of machine guns at the gas station, it was pretty easy!

What should I do with them?

Turn them in to authorities,no questions asked.

No, Jimmy. With those guns I am the authority.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 1:57 pm

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jimmypasta wrote:

I have a 65' Mitsubishi where I watch most of my sporting events.

Baller status confirmed.

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