Weighted runs created and weighted on base tell the story.

I think the Organized Konfusion era Pharoahe Monch quote in your sig is an indication that you have much potential & will come around at some point, whereas, JORR is probably too old to change his ways.

"Clogging up the bases" is a myth.

If you hit an honest double in the gap,the slowest guy on first still makes it to 3rd.

Where is the clogging?

There's a lot of randomness in a baseball game. It's a big reason why managers don't really matter. There have been two major changes in the game since I've been watching. The shortening of starts/bullpen specialization and the fetishization of the walk/seeing pitches. I think both have made a worse game for the fan.

I think the Organized Konfusion era Pharoahe Monch quote in your sig is an indication that you have much potential & will come around at some point, whereas, JORR is probably too old to change his ways.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

i get what you're saying (and thx) but wasn't the last organized konfusion album from either 1995 or 1996? and this quote is from releasing hypnotical gases, which was on the self-titled LP, which was.... uhh... 91-92? equinox = the jan brady of the bunch and had to be like 92-94.

Son, they’re gonna beat on your white ass like it’s a rented mule

I hold Equinox in a very high regard. I'm of the opinion that Pharoahe Monch was the best MC in the world right around the time that album was recorded (96/97). I prefer the skit-free version.

And I see your point, but JORR is old enough to have fathered us, you know what I'm saying.

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

I don't like the guy's broadcasts. Period.

To take shots at the guy's appearance here is a little below sophomoric.

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

Have you had a chance to visit the DiCaro thread?

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

His pandering to Stone is a little ridiculous and it makes the broadcast seem like it's directed at someone who has never seen a ballgame before.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Posting from my phone sucks.

I don't really like this guy. His pandering to Stone is a little ridiculous and it makes the broadcast seem like it's directed at someone who has never seen a ballgame before.

Hawk was a unique guy and I liked him, but his time is passed. I'll say one thing about this new guy as compared to Hawk, it really is pleasant to enjoy a game without it seeming like it's a matter of life and death. I'm unhappy when the Sox are losing too, but really this is entertainment, an escape. After a shitty day, you watch a Sox loss with Hawk at the wheel, your day just got eminently shittier. With this kid, at least it's light. I don't go to bed feeling like I want to murder someone.

I bet a Sock loss is even more hard to swallow, no matter who announces it, after you've sat through a Cub win in your Wrigley season ticket seats, no?

From what I hear JOR is good at swallowing

Sox TV team's target audience: