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 Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta
PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 3:03 pm 
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Jimmy, I just bought a bunch of machine guns at the gas station, it was pretty easy!

What should I do with them?



Turn them in to authorities,no questions asked.


No, Jimmy. With those guns I am the authority.


Funny,I never needed a gun to elicit fear in a room.

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 Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta
PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 3:20 pm 
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SomeGuy wrote:
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SomeGuy wrote:
Jimmy, I just bought a bunch of machine guns at the gas station, it was pretty easy!

What should I do with them?



Turn them in to authorities,no questions asked.


No, Jimmy. With those guns I am the authority.


Funny,I never needed a gun to elicit fear in a room.


This only thing you've ever elicited is your insatiable lust for sucking dick at any random truck stop.


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 Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta
PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 3:28 pm 
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SomeGuy wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
Jimmy, I just bought a bunch of machine guns at the gas station, it was pretty easy!

What should I do with them?



Turn them in to authorities,no questions asked.


No, Jimmy. With those guns I am the authority.


Funny,I never needed a gun to elicit fear in a room.


This only thing you've ever elicited is your insatiable lust for sucking dick at any random truck stop.


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 Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta
PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 3:30 pm 
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SomeGuy wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
Jimmy, I just bought a bunch of machine guns at the gas station, it was pretty easy!

What should I do with them?



Turn them in to authorities,no questions asked.


No, Jimmy. With those guns I am the authority.


Funny,I never needed a gun to elicit fear in a room.


This only thing you've ever elicited is your insatiable lust for sucking dick at any random truck stop.


Tough guy coming straight from parents basement:


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 Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta
PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 3:33 pm 
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Pasta..you can't be serious about that beatoff Deshais..the guy is awful in just about every way.

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 Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta
PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 3:35 pm 
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Pasta..you can't be serious about that beatoff Deshais..the guy is awful in just about every way.


Nah,I kinda like him.I enjoy his off the wall references.

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 Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta
PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 3:40 pm 
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Tough guy coming straight from parents basement:


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Funny,I never needed a gun to elicit fear in a room.


Oh brother, another braggadocios internet cock gobbler.

If we ever meet, JimmyVentricle, I will make you feel the Quickening. There can be only one, after all.


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 Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta
PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 4:13 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta
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 Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta
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 Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta
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 Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta
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Here we are,
Born to be kings,
We're the princes of the universe,
Here we belong,
Fighting to survive in a war with the darkest powers,

And here we are,
We're the princes of the universe,
Here we belong,
Fighting for survival,
We've come to be the rulers of your world,

I am immortal,
I have inside me blood of kings,
I have no rival,
No man can be my equal,
Take me to the future of your world,

Born to be kings,
Princes of the universe,
Fighting and free,
Got your world in my hand,
I'm here for your love and I'll make my stand,
We were born to be princes of the universe,

No man could understand.
My power is in my own hand,
Ooh, ooh, ooh, people talk about you,
People say you've had your day.

I'm a man, man that will go far,
Fly the moon and reach for the stars,
With my sword and head held high,
Got to pass the test first time, yeah.

I know that people talk about me
I hear it every day,
But I can prove you wrong
'cause I'm right first time,

Yeah. Yeah.
Alright, let's go, let's go, ha, ha
Yeah. Yeah.
Watch this man fly,
Bring on the girls,
Come on, come on, come on.

Here we are.
Born to be kings.
We're the princes of the universe.
Here we belong.

Born to be kings,
Princes of the universe.
Fighting and free,
Got your world in my hand.
I'm here for your love and I'll make my stand,
We were born to be princes of the universe.


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 Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta
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 Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta
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 Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta
PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2016 9:22 pm 
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jimmy,

Know who this is?



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 Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta
PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2016 9:27 pm 
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You older dudes find the best gifs.

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