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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 3:03 pm

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SomeGuy wrote:

jimmypasta wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

Jimmy, I just bought a bunch of machine guns at the gas station, it was pretty easy!

What should I do with them?

Turn them in to authorities,no questions asked.

No, Jimmy. With those guns I am the authority.

Funny,I never needed a gun to elicit fear in a room.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 3:20 pm

Joined: Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:09 am
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jimmypasta wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

jimmypasta wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

Jimmy, I just bought a bunch of machine guns at the gas station, it was pretty easy!

What should I do with them?

Turn them in to authorities,no questions asked.

No, Jimmy. With those guns I am the authority.

Funny,I never needed a gun to elicit fear in a room.

This only thing you've ever elicited is your insatiable lust for sucking dick at any random truck stop.

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Matches Malone

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 3:28 pm

Joined: Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:33 am
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Location: Limbo
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SomeGuy wrote:

jimmypasta wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

jimmypasta wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

Jimmy, I just bought a bunch of machine guns at the gas station, it was pretty easy!

What should I do with them?

Turn them in to authorities,no questions asked.

No, Jimmy. With those guns I am the authority.

Funny,I never needed a gun to elicit fear in a room.

This only thing you've ever elicited is your insatiable lust for sucking dick at any random truck stop.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 3:30 pm

Joined: Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:46 am
Posts: 26636
Location: NW SUBURBS OF CHICAGO
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SomeGuy wrote:

jimmypasta wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

jimmypasta wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

Jimmy, I just bought a bunch of machine guns at the gas station, it was pretty easy!

What should I do with them?

Turn them in to authorities,no questions asked.

No, Jimmy. With those guns I am the authority.

Funny,I never needed a gun to elicit fear in a room.

This only thing you've ever elicited is your insatiable lust for sucking dick at any random truck stop.

Tough guy coming straight from parents basement:

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312player

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 3:33 pm

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Pasta..you can't be serious about that beatoff Deshais..the guy is awful in just about every way.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 3:35 pm

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312player wrote:

Pasta..you can't be serious about that beatoff Deshais..the guy is awful in just about every way.

Nah,I kinda like him.I enjoy his off the wall references.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 3:40 pm

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jimmypasta wrote:

Tough guy coming straight from parents basement:

jimmypasta wrote:

Funny,I never needed a gun to elicit fear in a room.

Oh brother, another braggadocios internet cock gobbler.

If we ever meet, JimmyVentricle, I will make you feel the Quickening. There can be only one, after all.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 4:13 pm

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 6:28 pm

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 6:28 pm

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 6:35 pm

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 7:10 pm

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Here we are,
Born to be kings,
We're the princes of the universe,
Here we belong,
Fighting to survive in a war with the darkest powers,

And here we are,
We're the princes of the universe,
Here we belong,
Fighting for survival,
We've come to be the rulers of your world,

I am immortal,
I have inside me blood of kings,
I have no rival,
No man can be my equal,
Take me to the future of your world,

Born to be kings,
Princes of the universe,
Fighting and free,
Got your world in my hand,
I'm here for your love and I'll make my stand,
We were born to be princes of the universe,

No man could understand.
My power is in my own hand,
Ooh, ooh, ooh, people talk about you,
People say you've had your day.

I'm a man, man that will go far,
Fly the moon and reach for the stars,
With my sword and head held high,
Got to pass the test first time, yeah.

I know that people talk about me
I hear it every day,
But I can prove you wrong
'cause I'm right first time,

Yeah. Yeah.
Alright, let's go, let's go, ha, ha
Yeah. Yeah.
Watch this man fly,
Bring on the girls,
Come on, come on, come on.

Here we are.
Born to be kings.
We're the princes of the universe.
Here we belong.

Born to be kings,
Princes of the universe.
Fighting and free,
Got your world in my hand.
I'm here for your love and I'll make my stand,
We were born to be princes of the universe.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Ask Jimmypasta

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 7:13 pm