Speaking of, why are there so many different fish foods? Its not like they have a preference right!?

Why do my fish keep dying?

They need to live in water.

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Three male COs, three male prisoners, one female CO and one female prisoner. Kinda sounds like a badly dubbed Skinemax flick from the 80s or 90s.

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Why do wasps exist? They can sting the fuck out of you and build nests but for what? They don't actually contribute anything to anyone or anything. They don't make honey and they don't pollinate things (i think). So basically aside from inspiring a marginally crappy 80's hair metal band's name idk what exactly they do around here.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Why did toilet seats get designed as an oval? How much testing did it take before they figured out it was right? Did people fall into to the toilet?

Is there such a thing as assdouching?

Why were nails a necessary evolution of the body?

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Pollinators and they kill other insects.

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To open CD wrappers.

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So now that we all have IPods, nails are unnecessary?

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Yes. They are finger appendixes.

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The only purpose I really see is a good ball-scratching, but I can just invent a ball scratcher. Still don't really need nails.

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MASH had one but the producers made sure they never played it during any scenes where the doctors were operating (even though they would crack jokes)

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Why do men have nipples?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Why isn't there a metric system for time?

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"I'm not smiling because I thought what you said was humorous. I'm smiling because one day I know you'll be dead..."

Why is the plural of potato potatoes and the plural of tomato tomatoes? Why do we add an "e"?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I have to admit, I miss the odd ramblings of a Dan Quayle.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

The French word for potato is "la pomme de terre", which literally translates to "apple of the earth/ground." Of all the words the English language borrowed from the Norman Invasion they somehow skipped one of the best and kept the hideous sounding "potato" that, as you pointed out, has a needlessly irregular plural form.

They kill insects and many crop destroying borer insects..we need em, Monsanto created GMO corn with BT in the seed to stop the borers..I'd rather use wasps than pesticides.

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What dogs think in their heads when they're just laying by or next to you relaxing.

Why does it do society any good to have people aged 18 and under working any job?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

"I wish he'd get his ass off of the couch"

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That's what I think as well. Girlfriend's dog is a goddamn maniac. All he wants to do is play, run, fetch, pull, tug, jump. He's learned to recognize the route to the dog park and he goes absolutely ballistic in the car. Unloads barking, jumping around and pawing at the car handle to escape when we're still 5-10 minutes away.

Weak leadership.

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"Who is this loser she brought home?"

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Very true. They baby the guy.

Why does sour cream need an expiration date?

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