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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:18 pm 
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When I was a senior in high school, I was doing general work for the rosemont theater. One night was a Johnny Mathis concert and I happened to be going to the hawks game that night, so I was wearing my jersey. I walked through the green room and he spots me and says "That shirt really looks good on you". Knowing little of who johnny mathis is, I said thanks. Later I relayed the story to my boss and he says "Hoffman, you know that johnny mathis is gay and was probably hitting on you". Doh.


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HINT #43

Anytime a guy you don't know tells you anything looks good on you, he is probably gay and hitting on you.

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Did he mention how good it would look off of you?


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The shirt may have looked good, but the pants made you look fat.

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You're a dude, Hoffy?
I always thought you were a woman.
Um, no offense.

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Darkside wrote:
You're a dude, Hoffy?
I always thought you were a woman.
Um, no offense.


I get that a lot.

Actually, I look a lot like kyle orton because of my neck beard.


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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Darkside wrote:
You're a dude, Hoffy?
I always thought you were a woman.
Um, no offense.


I get that a lot.

Actually, I look a lot like kyle orton because of my neck beard.


Listen, mister, I have the neckbeard market (at least during hockey playoffs) on this board cornered, so don't think you can come marching in and take it away from me.

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Would you like to compare neckbeards?


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A Neckbeard-off! I Predict:

1. Dat Orkman guy

2. Linda S

3. Stink

4. Hoff

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Would you like to compare neckbeards?


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ya hey der.

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this thread is a dickpicture for neckbeards.

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this thread is a dickpicture for neckbeards.


Thank god it's not a neck picture for dick beards.

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Zach Braff IS Jesus Christ Superstar...

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Cant find a damn picture with full neckbeard, best I can do... I will step down from using neckbeard. :x

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It appears that Mr. Stinkfinger has won the neckbeard debate.


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Old Town Vince wrote:
It appears that Mr. Stinkfinger has won the neckbeard debate.


It also appears that Mr. Stink needs a sharpie to connect his facial hair. :lol:


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It appears that Mr. Stinkfinger has won the neckbeard debate.


It also appears that Mr. Stink needs a sharpie to connect his facial hair. :lol:


Connect to what? You can clearly see that my beard connects to my the back of my hairline underneath my ear. The "helmet + chinstrap" if you will.

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You should tip you barber at least 30%.

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Fortunately, I'm far cleaner cut these days, if everyone will recall a previous member snapshot of mine wherein I debated getting a haircut. The beard was only for hockey playoffs.

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everyone will recall a previous member snapshot of mine


:shock: :shock: :shock:

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for stink.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Playoff_beard

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