Put my two weeks notice in at work on Tuesday. They said thank you but Wednesday will be your last day. My new job doesn't start until the 11th so for the first time since I was 14, I will technically be unemployed. I don't know if I can handle being a stay at home dad for the next 11 days. I'm going to go crazy.

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Poor Mr. Scorpion.

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Call your new place and see if you can start early

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Travel SE Asia

Move.

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Gaycation

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

So far Rick is the early leader in the clubhouse with good ideas...

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Tour around Chicagoland pizza places and rank them for Chicagofanatics.com

Were you the one that NEEDED to work on July 1 due to the insurance gap? If so, they kinda screwed you.

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Elections have consequences.

Would have been helpful but no big deal. The COBRA ins can be signed up in 60 days and is retroactive to your last day. Now I just hope no one needs to see a doc until middle of August.

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More like poor Mrs. Scorpion.

A smart man would've never brought that news home and spent the next week and a half fishing or drinking or fishing and drinking.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Go glamping.

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Blend Brick's idea, a pair of daisy dukes, and Craigslist and you'll quickly find yourself self-employed

In that case enjoy. I am envious. The last time I was unemployed for any amount of time was 1983.

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Elections have consequences.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Bet the ponies, golf, eat ice cream, eat ice cream in a pool, eat tacos in a pool, go to a water park, learn how to become a pitchpocket, create a few accounts at bigfan's new board, teach the kids to cuss, teach the kids to ride a bike, teach the kids how to properly dress a wound, look at some porn, eat tacos in a pool, make a sign an beg on a freeway off ramp, plant some spinach, play kick the can, light off some fireworks, go fishing, eat tacos in a pool, drive the wrong way down a one way street, go thru the toll booth and pay with all pennies (drop some if you really want to be a dick), take a boat ride down the Cal Sag, eat tacos in a pool, have some Crystal Pepsi, find out who Juggs is, take a nap.


There you go. See you in two weeks.

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So Hank, have you finished decomposing yet?

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You want to sling burgers at the Taste of Chicago for 2 says?

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

I'd have to figure that there are a whole lot of worse things out there than slinging hash w/ Sam for a couple days, plus the weather won't be God-awful hot and humid.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Kill a hobo.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I assume they are paying you for the whole two weeks? (They should.)

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

I'm eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Start a new sports website geared to fellow posters and other fans.

Sincerely,
Management

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You must act as a man, not a boy.

NWIFanatics.com!

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Never tell a woman you don't have work to do. She'll always find something to keep you busy.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!