Dan does not believe players think about their batting average or getting RBis when they are up to bat with a guy on second. They are simply up there doing their job.

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Doyle and Bernsie going back and forth...this is hilarious

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

producers are trying to get them to go to break and neither guy can let anything go...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Dan would of shouted down and hung up on Doyle if he was a caller.

Dan is an idiot who thinks everything in sports is simply stats.

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And Doyle is a jock idiot. They're both wrong and right on some things.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Doyle went out of his way to lick stoney's ass re: baseball credentials. Dan went out of his way to namedrop having that baseball expert he had on yesterday who name dropped eno sarris from fangraphs b4 comparing Jake arrieta to Carlos Marmol. You know, the guy who Dan went out of his way to compliment like "you're smart. We're definitely going to have you on again."

This show is like 33.3% more kiss-the-ring/asslickey when Doyle is around. Keep it™®©

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This is a great pairing.

"No man should ever text an emoji to another man."

"What does gender have to do with it?"

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-- source

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

A lot.

Ever try to offer an honest criticism to a female at work via email? You better have three smilies after that fucker or you will be hated by every woman within a square mile.

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These guys couldn't be more different. Boyle just admitted that he considered buying his wife an "engagement couch" in lieu of a ring. Bernstein was appalled.

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"Now comes good sailing. Moose. Indian."

Maybe I misread this situation.

Maybe Doyle is such an annoying idiot that even Bernstein doesn't know what to do with him. I'm tuning back in here. For the life of me, I don't know why Bernstein would have requested this guy. Maybe he's never heard him before.

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You know me like that.

I think you are on to something

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Damn. It's over.

Oh well.

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You know me like that.

It was because he was a Northwestern guy.

Just turns out he is like if Mike North spent a year at Northwestern.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

He's that bad, huh? Wrote that whole soliloquy for nothing.

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He started saying how engagement rings and big weddings are a complete waste of money, and you could hear Dan stroking out over the air. He jumped in to say "NOT IF YOU HAVE A QUALIFIED WEDDING PROFESSIONAL!"

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Dan being confronted with this must have been like when the siren would go off in Kill Bill.

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I tuned in for like 5 minutes and they were interviewing some guy. This Doyle guy was talking about people stereotyping white guys as shooters in basketball and says he gets stereotyped all the time at the gym. Definitely gave off a Mike North vibe. So this is actually worth listening to a podcast of?

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

PROPER wedding rings are a great investment cuz when you get a good stone it appreciates in value ("the opposite of a car, you know?") --- this led to doyle saying he wanted to steal his wife's ring cuz she doesn't even bother wearing it out anymore.

then as dan was pointing out that he's got a wedding planner wife doyle told a story about his wedding day where he went to a horseracing track in upstate NY and won $1800 a couple'a hours b4 his wedding. he mentioned it was nice to be able to use that $$$ to pay the singers and the help and etc.

i guess boyle sees the value in being "that wild-n-crazy guy!" foil to dan a la terry, eh?



that was actually doug mcdermott, so you're spot on with him simply being "just a guy" =D

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In fairness to Doyle, I believe that comment was raised during the McDermott interview (by Dougie).

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

If Doyle replaces TB - New show on the Score..."The Jerk & The Jock"

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

You have to be joking.

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You know me like that.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I was just going to type that, Doc.

I used to think a lot of his on air behavior was shtick but I don't think so anymore.

So that really happened?

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You know me like that.

No, I was going to type You have to be joking.

I have no doubt it did, though.

I heard snippets today as well: Asking McDermott about thinking about substitution patterns? What's he supposed to say the truth? More importantly, that's not what he should be thinking about at any point in a game.

Beyond that: Dan is the originator (now imitated) "basketball hell" portrait, and the current Bulls under the Reinsdorf Family "GarPax" braintrust are now the title custodians of that hell. They've not only gotten older but they are a top-down weak organization. The promotion of the Zoidberg campaign has no successful historic precedent. Pat Riley might be the closest thing, and he just emptied his closet to properly rebuild.

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DRINK BƎTTƎR. @theRIPH

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"Now comes good sailing. Moose. Indian."

It did.

He said it kind of as though he was joking, but clearly he wasn't.

Don't worry Dan. Some schmuck bagging on weddings in a sports radio station isn't going to hurt business.

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i'll say it. i enjoyed doyle. we'll never hear him again because he and dan will not work because of dan.