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 Post subject: Re: Pokemon Go haters
PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2016 3:03 pm 
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All I wanted was for one or two of you fruitcocks to put the thing down long enough to cobble together a concise explanation of what the frigging thing is; this was apparently asking too much.

As such, I vote for the car hitting option.


its a map based game. using google maps, there are pokemon placed through out the US and other countries. its random. and it changes. there are normal common pokemon and much rarer ones. collecting is part of the purpose of this game.

the characters you find get more powerful the higher up you level. you level by collecting, evolving (pokemon start off as small creatures but evolve to larger more rare creatures...you do this by collecting more of that same creature to the point where you have enough points to evolve them. )

there are what are called pokestops all over the place. this is where youcan go to replenish your catching supplies (pokeballs, poke lures, etc etc)

there are placed called gyms. these are where battles happen. when you hit level 5, you pick a team (red/yellow/blue) and now you get to put your pokemon up against other peoples pokemon to battle it out and basically play king of the hill.

there are other elements but thats essentially the gist of it. you do't know where the pokemon are until you basically happen up on them. there are clues and stuff that tell you when some are near.

Gotcha ... thanks for the explanation ... if you make it out to Lakemoor, maybe I'll tell security to let you get within 10' of me. :D

So as far as the in-app purchases go, is that so you can carry more things, or can you pay your way into being lazy, or is it 100% no questions asked you have to go somewhere at some point to really 'play' the game?

I've never played anything 'pokemon' related in my life (which, honestly, I'm slightly surprised at) ... I think the only thing I've monkeyed with that uses any related game mechanic was 'Puzzles & Dragons' with respect to the evolution of creatures, but there were so many possibilities that it felt far too complicated for an old man to pick up out of nowhere and compete at any real significant level, which is why I stick more to Marvel Puzzle Quest where I don't have to know 1,000 different things, just several dozen.


you can purchase some stuff but they've doen a good job of making it pokemon agnostic. you can't buy pokemon, or stuff to power them up for the most part. just capacty and tools to capture.

i'm level 16 in 7 days of playing with 0 dollars spent.


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Alright, I'll push my luck ... is leveling up a matter of fighting and/or acquisition and/or physical movement and/or something else?

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acquisition for the most part.


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You'll have to move around to pokestops to get more pokeballs.

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Don Tiny wrote:
Alright, I'll push my luck ... is leveling up a matter of fighting and/or acquisition and/or physical movement and/or something else?


There are also other ways to "grow" or "hatch" rarer pokemon, which requires your phone to move a certain distance (1 mile, 2, etc.) and it tracks your movement like a fitbit.


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Alright, I'll push my luck ... is leveling up a matter of fighting and/or acquisition and/or physical movement and/or something else?


There are also other ways to "grow" or "hatch" rarer pokemon, which requires your phone to move a certain distance (1 mile, 2, etc.) and it tracks your movement like a fitbit.

One might say 'growing the (poke)man' ...

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Hey, jimmy, that is a hilarious image! We hadn't seen that one yet. Great find! The internet is so witty.

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an unstoppable clefairy named Loveislove has apparently seized control of the Westboro Baptist Church #PokemonGO gym


Apparently, the WBC has called this clefairy thing a "Sodomite". :lol:


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If you like Pokemon or power rangers..its pretty simple..you a pillow bitin Lil bitch.

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I played it for 10 minutes at the bar last night. Caught a Pokemon by the men's room. Was hanging out right there on the door handle.


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All I wanted was for one or two of you fruitcocks to put the thing down long enough to cobble together a concise explanation of what the frigging thing is; this was apparently asking too much.

As such, I vote for the car hitting option.
Do you have access to Google?

Because whenever he types anything into Google, he just ends up w/ Tits.


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I played it for 10 minutes at the bar last night. Caught a Pokemon by the men's room. Was hanging out right there on the door handle.





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 Post subject: Re: Pokemon Go haters
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Go fuck yourselves. Let people enjoy themselves.


wait, seeing as there's a DBOTW thread for "people with no opinion on pokemon go" i'm assuming this one is a typo and it's meant to be "Ghostbusters haters" right? cuz this is totally the sentiment that the movie's whole (viral?) marketing campaign is based on.

FOR EVERY PISSBABY YOU SEE HATING ON THE NEW GHOSTBUSTERS MOVIE YOU ARE TO BUY *TWO* TICKETS SO THAT WAY THEIR ATTEMPTED HATE ENDS UP CAUSING MORE $$$ TO GO TO THE NEW GHOSTBUSTERS! (i.e. if they didn't voice their haterade the new ghostbusters woulda made less $$$ ergo "HATE HAS CONSEQUENCES!" =)

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I played it for 10 minutes at the bar last night. Caught a Pokemon by the men's room. Was hanging out right there on the door handle.

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FTFY. you're supposed to have it going horizontally AND vertically at the same time, duderino (so not into "the whole brevity thing")

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 Post subject: Re: Pokemon Go haters
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Was just tryin to avoid censorship...i haven't been this disappointed in America since face book and myspaces -twitter...it is a fuckin embarrassment.

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Can we post larger pictures? The last few have clearly been way too small.

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Can we post larger pictures? The last few have clearly been way too small.


Eat a dick.

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Can we post larger pictures? The last few have clearly been way too small.


hey yeah i can definitely accommodate this reasonable request!


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(btw if ppl never noticed you can often click on a sini image and get a "magic" linkjob from ya bw0y "sir talkstoomuch, esq." =)

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Can we post larger pictures? The last few have clearly been way too small.


Eat a dick.

How Freudian that I say 'small' and you reflexively think of 'dick'. :D

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Can we post larger pictures? The last few have clearly been way too small.


Eat a dick.

How Freudian that I say 'small' and you reflexively think of 'dick'. :D


You can't bring me down. I just bagged my 5th Pokemon.

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http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/two-fa ... li=BBnbfcL

The picture that accompanies this story is a little too on the nose. I think at least one of them is a woman.

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© Patti Blake/News Herald via AP Chase Brown, Keith Harrell, Christopher Van Avery and Alex Hicks play "Pokemon Go" as Gulf Coast State College hosted a "Pokemon Go" event, Thursday, July 14, 2016, on the college campus in Panama City, Fla.

LOS ANGELES -- Two men suffered moderate injuries when they tumbled off an seaside bluff north of San Diego while reportedly playing Pokemon Go, fire officials said Thursday.

The pair fell after climbing a fence and disregarding warning signs in order to get on the bluff in Encinitas, Calif., said Fire Marshal Anita Pupping.

One of the men told sheriffs’ deputies that he and his friend were playing the smartphone augmented-reality game Pokemon Go when they fell over the bluff's edge, according to the San Diego Union Tribune. Pupping said she could not confirm the report. The names of the victims were not released.

Pupping says one of the men tumbled about 50 feet. His companion fell about 80 to 90 feet, landing on the beach below. “The fire department had to extricate them with ropes and harnesses and such,” said Pupping.

Pokemon Go has become a summer phenomenon, a game played on smartphones in which characters are projected on the screen amid the player's actual surroundings. The goal of the game is to capture the animated figures. Unlike past app-based games, Pokemon Go is being credited with coaxing kids and adults to exercise by having to walk to play. But it also has landed players in hot water.

One player reportedly found a body while playing in Wyoming, some have been robbed and other players have become involved in traffic accidents, according to news reports.

In Encinitas, those who try to play on the cliffs are asking for trouble.

“We’d like people to stay clear of all the bluffs, overhangs and cliffs,” said Pupping, though she was not able to confirm if the two men were indeed playing Pokemon Go at the time of their fall.

Both men were taken to the Scripps La Jolla Trauma Center for treatment.


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Hey, jimmy, that is a hilarious image! We hadn't seen that one yet. Great find! The internet is so witty.


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