Today is going to be an all-timer. It's only 9:00 and the heat index is over 100.

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At least 90 here next several days. Not as humid as there but I am calling pool day today.

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Elections have consequences.

I ran at 5:00 this morning, and it was the hottest/ most humid I have ever felt it at that time. I hope they close the roof at Miller Park tonight.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Fall > Summer

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

It's a good thing Derrick Rose doesn't play baseball.
He would have to sit out the entire months of July and August.

Joking aside, it is turrible. Guys working on the floor had to change their shirts at noon because they were so drenched with sweat.

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

I took my dog for a walk at about 7:00, and he literally tried to turn around and walk back inside once we got out there. Never seen him do that before.

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Denied. The heat is awesome. I just rode my bike twelve miles and I feel great. Winter sucks.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Maybe BigFan's looking for a roommate out in Zona. Ping him on the other board.

Fo sho. As much as the heat sucks, winter is so much worse. Scraping ice from the windshield as it is already dark at 4:30? Keep it.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I generally agree, but today is not regular heat.

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'fugg this noise, where dat cat box at'
\

That's a dry heat.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

That's why they invented lube.

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God is the uncaused cause of the universe. He had no beginning and has no end. He is not bound by the laws of the universe he created.

This is livin', you guys. It's the atmosphere giving you a big warm embrace.

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I'm in Atlanta where it's been 95 for two months straight. Not a single day has bothered me like 92 day in Chicago.

Keep the beer cold and the problems are minimized. Winter is coming.

Hot AND a storming mofo here in the Twin Cities.

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Same sex, different habits - who gives a fucking shit
This won't make the species unfurl

Hurry up and get here, winter.

Stay out of the kitchen, leash.

So is the oven.

People that like this weather should be jailed.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I spent the last two weeks of July last year working in Houston. The high temp EVERY day was over 100, and not one day of that two weeks felt worse than a Chicago 90s + humidity day.

ETA: ...but I'll still take it over working outside in -10 degress with 20 MPH winds in January.

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Not a mult.

I will take 75 and 55 but ain't gonna happen around here in the summer.

Flying back today after 10 days in FL. CAN'T WAIT.

You're going to LOVE it!

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Denied. Great fishin' weather

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I may not go outside today. I woke up naked after a night of drinking and I may stay that way since I don't have my kids.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

#truth

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I'm heading there on Tuesday! ALSO CAN'T WAIT.

What's the worst that can happen when the weather is like this? You sweat through your shirt and feel tired. When it's this far in the other direction, it hurts to breathe. You have to wear layers upon layers just to exist. It's quite possible your dick goes numb.

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As a fat guy who wears shorts and flip flops all winter, I feel the opposite.