Does your megaton cock like Bret Michels? Cause his anus is ready to open up and say ahhhhhh.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I hope Chris Sale is your tailor ... or mohel ...

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I read that as Megatron and then started to type out just why Megatron or any other Decepticon doesn't have or need a penis.

Thankfully though, I re-read your post.

I dont even care. If this helps get him out the door to improve the Sox for the future then this is an awesome thing.

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#ThePlan

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Wow, so it was really that he just had a hissy fit that a long-planned promotional event superseded his choice in jersey. What a douchenozzle. Hahn should get a deal done tonight.

Sox will try to sell the jersey for some exorbitant price at the garage sale

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Team already has his post-retirement statue ready

They should be half off no?

"We're slashing prices!"

I don't seem to get why Rosenthal posted this. Is he suggesting that Sale should have been given special dispensation to ignore a long-since planned promo night because Sale's a sensitive boy? Or is he just meaning to expound on the basic story we're all aware of at this point?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

What a fucking baby. You get paid millions of dollars to play a game. Put on whatever damn uniform that is put in your locker and throw the fucking ball

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

He could have found numerous other ways to tell Kenny to go fuck himself. This is one of the few ways that somehow makes Kenny the sympathetic figure.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

He's really immature at times....

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Ballbatting something in the dugout is one thing ... throwing a tantrum, whipping out a knife to slice a uniform, and who knows what else he said or did ... it came on the news while I was on the phone with ma and her assessment was that 'they should throw his ass in stir for a few weeks until maybe he grows up' ... which I suggested was was perhaps on the extreme side of conflict resolution in this case and that the MLBPA might frown upon that as well, but clearly an otherwise disinterested third party wasn't innerested in his shit either.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

What if the jersey had swastikas all over it?

Trade Sale to The Astros... he'll really like their 1976 throwbacks.

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

It's OK Chris...

Ben Finfer Retweeted
Peggy Kusinski ‏@peggykusinski 21m21 minutes ago

Baseball source tells me Chris Sale won't be disciplined for jersey shredding...Frustration likely at trade speculation & #whiteSox handling

That's awesome!

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

If no discipline, why even bring it up yesterday? Say he got sick.

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You know that would of leaked out by someone on the team.

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Why would he be frustrated? Doesn't he want to be traded?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Its hard to cut the cord from the only place you have been. I am sure like every other professional athlete he would fine if he ended up in a place that has a chance of winning.

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Frustrated it hasn't happened yet.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Sox have suspended Sale for 5 games.

Cubs luck out again.

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Yeah,best record in baseball due to luck!

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Of your many dumb statements, this one ranks highly.

Sale was never scheduled to pitch in the Cubs / Sox series.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Well, every Cubs starter is sporting a sub-.270 BABIP. I mean, Jason Hammel's is .245 for Christ's sake, that's a good bit of luck. Nothing wrong with it, it doesn't tarnish anything, it just is.

Sale was scheduled to pitch Thursday.

He will still pitch Thursday. Saturday counted as day 1 of his suspension.

Essentially he has just skipped a start.

IMU wrong again!

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