Fucking Bryant has zero patience when it gets tight

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I don't care if he's the winning run walk him and set up the double play.

Shocking

Start a fight with the coaching staff.

Stab Coop with scissors.

Reanimate Harold Baines and then kill him again.

Do something.

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My god is there anyone in this bullpen who isn't scared to death to get somebody out. Fuckin homos.

No.

They're all gutless pussies.

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Shocker.

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Here comes the annual winning streak before the trade deadline.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

The offense executes again. Unbelievable.

Nate Jones and that's it.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Sox still have to be realistic about the standings. They can't take the last three games as license to go for it.

They are still under .500 and have played poorly since the ASB. I will be disappointed if Robertson isn't moved but it shouldn't stop with him

It would be nice for Shields to throw a gem tonight then sell high on him

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

If the Sox are gonna move a pitcher, move the guy(s) that will get you the biggest haul. If you are going to move Shields, he might have more value in the offseason and/or in the middle of next season.

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It sounds like Hawk may have had a mini stroke. He is having a tough time getting some words out. Todd Frazier should go check on him.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

What the fuck kind of swing was that Melky?? Fighting off an 82 mph fastball?? Pathetic.

Get the bullpen up. He's got nothin.

Yet another outstanding defensive play by Anderson. He's making the spectacular look easy.

Hawk making excuses as to why he was a shitty GM

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Anderson is a defensive beast!

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

This game has set hitting back 50 years.

JB Shuck is built like a Mini-Luzinski.

He moves pretty good for his size.

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

Nice! Lawrie can take a seat next to Austin Jackson on the extended DL. They're better without them.

Just realized that the Sox have worn their '83 throwback unis for seemingly every game since the Sale debacle on Saturday. If not for every game, then certainly more than usual, no? Could this be a team-wide middle finger to Chris Sale?

Yeah what is the deal with that? Do they wear their normal uniforms ever?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

It could be the streak of walk-offs driving it--seemingly all baseball players are superstitious--but the choice of this thing, throwback jerseys, to be the "streak totem" is...interesting, given how it started.

I don't think so. I believe that one is Sale's favorite. More likely it's solidarity.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

A shot of everyone with their fucking phones out. Jesus Christ, can anyone just watch something happen and remember it anymore?

Good to see Robertson bounce back and work an easy 1-2-3 inning. Nice win, Men.