I'll assist you, pal. Here are some exercises.

http://www.homeschoolmath.net/teaching/ ... nd_one.php

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Oh, IMU. The most condescending poster on the board. And the smartest guy in the room, provided there is nobody else around.

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Smartest? Gee, I'm too modest to even consider that.

Top 5 though.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

1. Adam Eaton (L) RF
2. Tim Anderson (R) SS
3. Melky Cabrera (S) LF
4. Jose Abreu (R) 1B
5. Todd Frazier (R) 3B
6. J.B. Shuck (L) CF
7. Dioner Navarro (S) C
8. Tyler Saladino (R) 2B
9. Anthony Ranaudo (R) P

1. Dexter Fowler (S) CF
2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
4. Ben Zobrist (S) LF
5. Miguel Montero (L) C
6. Addison Russell (R) SS
7. Jason Heyward (L) RF
8. Javier Baez (R) 2B
9. Jason Hammel (R) P

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I'd swap Baez and Montero and move Jhey to 8th..ICubs should take this one tonight and look for the tie tomorrow.

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Pm the list to spmack

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Kasper looks like bad kung fun voice dub going on, what's up with that delay...

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ALSO

i can't help but notice that the magnanimous COACH HARBAUGH (and if you start giving me crap about there being some other purported "coach harbaugh" who has actually won a super bowl.... welp.... what did the five fingers say to the face? exactly) is in attendance. i'm some kind of combination of excited, uplifted, motivated, inspired, titillated, and outright psychotic with YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

to call jim harbaugh an alpha male would be to besmirch the [human words cannot adequately describe it] name of jim harbaugh, cuz "alpha male" infers that he's part of "the pack" or some group of lesser beings/entities that can "run with him" or something along those lines. nope. jim harbaugh TRANSCENDS. as a matter of fact i'm going around fucking as many women as i can in the hopes of impregnating as many as possible to up my # of lottery tickets that i can create a masculine child who will be worthy of a Coach Harbaugh Visit in the future. not only would i offer him my son/s for football, but i'd offer him my wife as a fluffer before he could have his way with my daughter/s (in the hopes that they too could receive his seed and allow me to raise a harbaby. i know i wouldn't be worthy but i could spend the rest of my life trying my hardest to be, which is the true drive/impact/GREATNESS of Coach Jim Harbaugh: HE MAKES US DREAM DAMMIT!)

i'm sorry guys, i know i'm being extremely silly and tryhard-annoying here with the forced witticism attempts, but basically i stand in total deference to the Man, the Myth, the Legend that is Coach Jim Harbaugh. this man exemplifies the ultimate potential of the human species, and when his visage blesses my mind i can't help but tear up and start belting out I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!!!! because that's one of the few things i have in common with CJH. i'd seriously sell my soul to have a few more just so i know that for once in my pathetic existence i ASPIRED, dammit!

for fuck's sake, the man is such a visionary that he'll often stop and watch people like crossing guards do their seemingly-mundane duties simply because he's a fan of human potential; he gets off to seeing people perform at the highest level. if that isn't a (so-called) MAN who was put on this earth to inspire and lead, then clearly i don't know what a man is namely because i've seen some funny people entering the female restrooms at target lately.

TLDR = ALL HAIL COACH JIM HARBAUGH, WHO HAS DESCENDED FROM THE HEAVENS TO GRACE US WITH HIS MAGNANIMOUS PRESENCE @ TONIGHT'S BP CUP BOWL! HAIL HARBAUGH FULL OF GRACE, BIG BLUE IS WITH THEE....

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All I can get is comcast Sox feed. Mercy. This will be a mute button night. Fuck Hawk doddering old fool. Pure shit as a broadcaster. Umps will be out to get the Sox from the first pitch.

i know bernstein & pals have made it en vogue to shit on hawk, but try to soak it in and enjoy/hate-watch as much as you can cuz someday sooner than you think he'll be gone and you'll be left with jason benetti, a nice enough guy who is so inherently newschool-milquetoast that you'll have no real opinion of him (just like my grandpa told me the other day he hasn't noticed a single cubs broadcaster since harry caray cuz they're so veritably anonymous)

indeed, you'll have the rest of your life to have no real strong opinions on veritably-anonymous baseball broadcasters; enjoy that old curmudgeon hawk while you still can b4 you realize that you actually loved to hate him and "love and hate: same emotion different weight" (call it a hunch that jason benetti will invoke little to no emotion from anyone short of tryhards doing a schtick)

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No hitter intact.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Winning Pitchet Ranaudo going tonight.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

No. The old bastard could kick off now and nobody cares except tone deaf fans brainwashed to listen to his old ass spin useless yarns about yesteryear. Go the fuck away.

Throw. Strikes.

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nigh time for someone to bang the irony gong? time for my go-to thing where i ask "by chance do you live in a realm devoid of mirrors?" =D

the point is ^^^this^^^ venom you have for hawk = something you'll never have for the jason benettis and len kaspers of the world simply because they're so damn vanilla/milquetoast/inconsequential that you'll never have any strong feelings about them either way (again, short of someone tryharding a bit/schtick where they wanna go around calling len kasper "best in the biz" like they're on a secret mission from the troll gods under the codename of "James Rustles" or something =)

alls i'm saying is that it's better to any some sort of fire-n-passion for an announcer than none at all.... and someday you're going to miss having that easy low-hanging-fruit/pinyata/target in the form of hawk. c'est la vie, no?

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[quote="312player"]I'd swap Baez and Montero and move Jhey to 8th..ICubs should take this one tonight and look for the tie tomorrow.[/quote]




Yup...good point sir, hot hotting Baez with two on and two out or a weak grounder by the .200 hitting Washed up catcher..fucking Maddon smh

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And you can cancel the postgame show.

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I have listened to great baseball announcers before you were shitting green peas out your ass son. Jack Buck,Harry Caray when he was with the Cardinals, Vin Scully. Save your act. You are not telling me anything about how baseball should be broadcast to a large market. Done with this conversation.

you are as boorish as Harrelson

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

@ WWN. Fuck off.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Sox fans are soooo cute. 2005.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

You are cute also. Enjoy your crosstown cup.

Hawk and Stoney are actually doing a good job. I think theyre being more than fair with a lot of praise directed the Cubs way.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Every time I hear Stoney on the Score, he speaks highly of the Cubs.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I am stuck with ESPN. They are talking more about trade deadline dealings with a guest than the game.

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Elections have consequences.

Not sure who the fuck this Ranaudo is, but the Cubs look like no match for him.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

They would not match up with Matt Karchner at this juncture.