You aren't wrong and also fuck Matt Karchner what a pile of roasted dog shit

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Maybe the Cubs can trade for him after Arrieta walks.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

According to Ed Lynch it took two to tango. How I hated that fuckstick.

STRETCH!

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Ranaudo! Kilt that ball.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Jesus Christ at this rate they should trade Heyward for him and play him in right he's got more power than him apparently

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#45 sticking it to the Cubs again

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This is getting ridiculous

You said it!

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Maddon should get tossed or Rizzo should fight Cabrera

It only takes one Scooter to suck two dicks though!

Where's the fuckin magician?

You said it guy

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Win October

Cubs just don't have the advantage with the terrible NL rules...

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

I believe he is on the mound for the Sox tonite

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Hi some gay. What up with your badass self?

Also fuck Dwyane Wade

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With no lube.

dude, i'm not saying hawk is great and you should appreciate him for his quality broadcasts... actually i'm saying the opposite! alls i've been trying to say is that i think you should go out of your way to get a few more hate-listens in because someday you're going to miss being able to hate the omni/presence of hawk. do you think you're ever going to feel this strongly about jason benetti?! len kasper? they've essentially been raised in a sterile social labratory that genetically engineered them to not cause any strong feelings in you one way or another; at this juncture hawk's basically a big ol goddamn troll feeding off of the haterade cuz hey, at least he matters when he's mr. announcera non grata, as opposed to kasper the frog and "cerebral" benetti.

if anything i'm trying to get you to embrace your inner darkside(TM) and admit that even outright loathing an old cocksucker like hawk can technically be something that you enjoy to do! and then i'm advising you to not let that pass you by!

but hey as a proud owner of uncanny x-men #280 i do pyrrhic victories, or in this case being a cloud that can't help but stop and yell at an old man down there

anyways </exerciseinfutility> and i'll make sure any and all future posts are about the game from here on out! who the fuck is this dude pitching for the white sox and where did he come from?

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I had to look it up...

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Sure is.

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That is much more like it. What happened to the magician on the mound?

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Charles Tillman, brought to you by Gentleman Jack.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

ranaudo came into this game with a 17.18 ERA / 2.73 WHIP (albeit through 3.2IP, so that means he gave up 5 runs? yikes! =) so of course he does 6.2IP 2H 1ER 4BB 3K good for 1.35 ERA / 0.75 WHIP. duh. you throw stats out the window when the crosstown cup is on the line!

is this ranaudo dude destined to be the next relative-magic white sox pitcher a la mat latos early and miguel gonzalez lately? again plz note the "relative" before the "magic", tho i think it's fair to say that early season latos was pretty much 100% legit full-on "magic"

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Hooray.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

How come I never hear more about Baez? This guy is dangerous. At least he is in this series.

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also i can't lie: over the last few years i've evolved into yelling that out 1/2 mockingly when i see a decent-or-better flyball take to the skies. it'll prolly end up be the one endearing hawkism that stands the test of time with me (with an honorable mention going up to the seemingly retired "GASSSSSSSSSSSS" =)

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At least White Sox starters have extended their streak of starters not giving up any runs.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.