From awful announcing...

"ESPN anchor Dana Jacobson made an absolute fool of herself, swilling vodka from a Belvedere bottle, mumbling along and cursing like a sailor as Mike & Mike rested their heads in their hands in embarrassment. Eddie Griffin came to the podium to defend her after she was booed by the crowd. Ross eventually had to pull her off stage, too."

where is that from?

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Awesome stuff. It sounded like the night was a complete failure. Maybe this will ground the two's heads a little bit. ESPN couldn't pull off a good night for these two by getting anyone of significance to show up.

Comedian Eddie Griffin ("Undercover Brother") was a big crowd favorite as he railed on everyone, particularly paying attention to the guests of honor. "I kind of know my career is over when I'm hired to roast two white guys I never (expletive) heard of."

and

Baltimore Ravens safety Ed Reed had jokes written for him but didn't read any. Admitting he was drunk, Reed was pulled off the stage by Washington Redskins running back Clinton Portis and Klecko. "I didn't realize his middle name was 'Can't,'" Ross joked.

sound like they were gold, and this...

Luckily, rock-pop trio Lifehouse played a semi-acoustic set to open the evening, performing a 20-minute, hit-filled set that included "Hanging By a Moment," "You and Me," "Falling Even More in Love With You" and "Who We Are." While short, the set was certainly sweet as frontman Jason Wade showed off his great vocal chops. It definitely added some value to the night.

from the author of the article is as unintentionally hilarious as any of the jokes from that night it sounds like.

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Hey Ryan, where is the 5k dick picture?

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I guess my post asking how the Giants haven't been playing at a high level either. I don't think I've ever had a dick picture. Maybe 6k? I'm not worthy of such things on this board. I leveled off long ago.

This show sounds like it was so bad, that the attendees actually wished they were listening to Mike and Mike.

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Zing!

It sounds as if everybody was drunk at that thing!

id have to be drunk to sit thru a lifehouse set too.

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"it added value to the night"

ouch...

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"I make fun of whoever sucks, including me"- Harry 11/30/07

Video of her act would be great!! Hopefully, YouTube posts it.

The worst part of the weekend for Dana Jacobsen was waking up on a small corner of the bed next to Charlie Weis.

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Weren't they supposed to put it on the website? Was it so bad that they bagged it?

They said last Friday that they would announce on Monday where their fans could watch a shortened version of the Roast, so since they didn't say anything there must not be enough decent material for a 30 minute re-cap.

It sounds like everybody had to have their drunk asses hauled off stage. The only postable material is probably Eddie Griffin and the host. I would love to see a drunken Dana Jacobson getting booed though

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Wow, Ditka getting tee'd up here:

http://deadspin.com/346537/first-video- ... t-surfaces

And you're not kidding about Dana Jacobsen, I wonder why she doesn't get any type of suspension considering the BS Mac, Jurko and Harry get into for much less:

among Dana Jaconbsen's drunken statements made from the event....(with Charlie Weis in attendance)....

"f... Notre dame"
"f....touchdown Jesus"
and - the step-aside-because-lightning-is-about-to-strike... "f.... Jesus."

Wow, ask and ye shall see results:

http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com ... 9882.story

Jacobson is getting a 'time out'.

That's fucking hilarious!

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And well overdue....

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SideshowBob311: "Sadly enough, I think we're the "intelligent" portion of the sports radio fanbase".
"I make fun of whoever sucks, including me"- Harry 11/30/07

That makes no sense, why would they feel any guilt whatsoever?

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
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Mike and Mike shouldn't feel guilty. This was an ESPN production. Dana shouldn't feel guilty. It was a god damn roast. Nobody should feel guilty. Nobody should apologize.

Yeah wtf took so long? The roast was damn near 2 weeks ago

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I think having to attend this event was enough punishment for anyone in attendance.

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LMAO.

I like this quote:



http://msn.foxsports.com/other/story/7711904

Damn, I was waiting, with heated anticipation, for the Mike Tirico Roast.
I couldn't wait to hear what Michelle Tafoya was going to say.

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Should I do it or are you guys sick of it?

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SideshowBob311: "Sadly enough, I think we're the "intelligent" portion of the sports radio fanbase".
"I make fun of whoever sucks, including me"- Harry 11/30/07

It's run its course. Time for a new catch phrase