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FavreFan

Post subject: Which US President are you?

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 7:35 pm

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http://us-presidents.insidegov.com/stor ... ush-reagan

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Result: President Lyndon B. Johnson

LBJ, a former school teacher from Texas, was thrust into the presidency after the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Like you, Lyndon Johnson is a left-leaning Democrat who had a liberal stance on controversial issues: he strongly agreed with same-sex marriage, increasing taxes for the wealthy and strongly disagreed with an absolute right to bear arms. Standing at 6'4", LBJ liked to use his stature and build to tower over people, to persuade them to join his cause.

I specifically said we should not raise taxes on the wealthy and that gun ownership should be a fundamental right for everyone. I'm pretty sure these quizzes come up with an answer randomly and don't even take into account your answers. Anyway, which President are you?

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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Re: Which US President are you?

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 7:38 pm

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Got about halfway through before I lost it...fucking took 30 seconds to answer each question because of shit loading...so I'll just go with David Palmer.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Which US President are you?

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:01 pm

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I'm George W. Bush.

I like war and travel.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Which US President are you?

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:04 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I'm George W. Bush

Absolutely. Accurate start.

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: Which US President are you?

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:07 pm

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George Washington

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Which US President are you?

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:09 pm

leashyourkids wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I'm George W. Bush

Absolutely. Accurate start.

You've misunderestimated me.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Which US President are you?

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:10 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I'm George W. Bush

Absolutely. Accurate start.

You've misunderestimated me.

Get outta here. There's no way you would've dodged that shoe successfully.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Which US President are you?

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:13 pm

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You are President George H. W. Bush. This president has conservative beliefs (much like yourself) and was elected as part of the Republican Party. Although he was right-aligned, he held some liberal beliefs – he was comfortable with same-sex marriage. Unlike his son, he took about half the amount of trips abroad and deported over six million fewer people.

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: Which US President are you?

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:16 pm

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I got George Washington, who never traveled abroad nor had a formal education, despite me picking "wanderlust" & "undergrade".

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Which US President are you?

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:17 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

I think FF may be right.

I chose No War ever and Tax the shit out of the rich.

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: Which US President are you?

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:19 pm

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You are President Millard Fillmore. The Phil McCracken of Presidents.

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Psycory

Post subject: Re: Which US President are you?

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:32 pm

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I was Obama.

Thanks Obama.

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formerlyknownas

Post subject: Re: Which US President are you?

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:34 pm

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Obama twice--and my replies on each were significantly different.

"You are President Barack Obama. You hold liberal values and you tend to lean left when it comes to gay marriage and implementing regulations on gun ownership. This Nobel Prize Laureate and this two-time Grammy winner (both for his audio books) has seen an increased GDP of 2 percent annually and a .05 monthly unemployment decrease throughout his term. If you happen to meet your presidential equivalent one day, make sure to grab a beer and challenge him to a game of basketball."

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Which US President are you?

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:37 pm

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You are the President in Independence Day. You can give a great speech but are otherwise useless.

Fuck this thing.

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whiskey dick

Post subject: Re: Which US President are you?

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:42 pm

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Jimmy Carter

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Scooter

Post subject: Re: Which US President are you?

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:45 pm

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whiskey dick wrote:

Jimmy Carter

Clarence Carter. I been strokin' .

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: Which US President are you?

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:47 pm

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formerlyknownas wrote:

If you happen to meet your presidential equivalent one day, make sure to grab a beer and challenge him to a game of basketball."

Don't do that, formerlyknownas.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Which US President are you?

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:51 pm

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Telegram Sam wrote:

You are President Millard Fillmore. The Phil McCracken of Presidents.

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formerlyknownas

Post subject: Re: Which US President are you?

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 9:16 pm

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Telegram Sam wrote:

formerlyknownas wrote:

If you happen to meet your presidential equivalent one day, make sure to grab a beer and challenge him to a game of basketball."

Don't do that, formerlyknownas.

I'd wipe the flo with your 5'6", 19th century cracka ass. We'd have a sweet beer summit, though.

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whiskey dick

Post subject: Re: Which US President are you?

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 9:25 pm

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Scooter wrote:

whiskey dick wrote:

Jimmy Carter

Clarence Carter. I been strokin' .

Oh shit, I just heard the Abbattacola anthem "Slip Away" earlier today. Eddie Floyd version is vastly superior, though.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Which US President are you?

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 10:36 pm

leashyourkids wrote:

You are the President in Independence Day. You can give a great speech but are otherwise useless.

Fuck this thing.

Obama was the President in Independence Day?

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FrankDrebin

Post subject: Re: Which US President are you?

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 10:49 pm

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Result: President George W. Bush

Like the last Republican president, you tend to be on the conservative end of the political spectrum: disapproving taxing the wealthy and disagreeing with same-sex marriage. President Bush is known for many extremes: he has deported the most people, has taken the most international trips and has spent the most combined amount of time in war of any president – 157 months to be exact.

I supported gay marriage...wtf

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Which US President are you?

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2016 12:36 am

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It said I was LBJ, but it specified that I would be a better LBJ than Favrefan.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Which US President are you?

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2016 12:41 am

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Jefferson Davis

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Which US President are you?

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2016 1:22 pm

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