What is your favorite Simpsons episode?

What was the first movie you remember watching, beginning-to-end?

What was the first sporting event you remember watching in full?

Favorite Ninja Turtle and why?

What is your least favorite characteristic of Darkside?

When did you realize Furious Styles was white?

Favorite non-descript Chicago athlete from the 90's?

If you were given a day to hang out with John Lackey, what activities would you want to do with him?

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My guy! Land Before Time was the shit!

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Beer Baron

Jaws

I don't really remember the exact game...

Which ninja turtle says dude a lot? He's my favorite.

All Darkside's characteristics suck

When he walked into my backyard. I thought someone ordered an emergency accountant but it was furious.

Eric daze

Hang out with John Lackey? Why, I'd want to go with him to his dentist.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Lackey...waterboarding Alex, what is waterboarding.

Bart Gets Hit By a Car

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

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The soccer episode. Specifically the scene where they air the commercial for the big soccer game and reel off all the Spanish sounding names. Cracks me up everytime.

Don't remember

Cubs game

Rafael

None

At Lakemoorfest

J P Dumont

Beat him to death with a shovel

Cool Hand Luke needs reenactment motherfuckers.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

@ formerlyknown as... wtf is a sociolinguist? Maybe you could take him to a psycholinguist, too, to work out his language issues that he was just born with.

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What is your favorite Simpsons episode?
El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer).

What was the first movie you remember watching, beginning-to-end?
Tron (1982).

What was the first sporting event you remember watching in full?
The 1992 NBA Eastern Conference Finals.

Favorite Ninja Turtle and why?
Raphael. As Splinter put it, "I have tried to channel your anger, Raphael, but more remains. Anger clouds the mind. Turned inward, it is an unconquerable enemy. You are unique among your brothers, for you choose to face this enemy alone. But as you face it, do not forget them, and do not forget me."

What is your least favorite characteristic of Darkside?
His name is one letter removed from my all-time favorite skateboarding trick.

When did you realize Furious Styles was white?
When he recommended a violin rendition of "Toxicity" by System of a Down in the What are you listening to now? thread.

Favorite nondescript Chicago athlete from the 90's?
Its a toss-up between Jud Buechler and Rod Beck.

If you were given a day to hang out with John Lackey, what activities would you want to do with him?
A simple bet: if he can go 5 minutes without breathing through his mouth, he gets my Chevelle. If he breathes through his mouth before time is up, I get to cut off his pinkie.

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"Now comes good sailing. Moose. Indian."

What is your favorite Simpsons episode?
Never watched
What was the first movie you remember watching, beginning-to-end?
Robin Hood
What was the first sporting event you remember watching in full?
Giant Colts Championship
Favorite Ninja Turtle and why?
Michelangelo
What is your least favorite characteristic of Darkside?
I can't pick one the are so many
When did you realize Furious Styles was white?
He's white?
Favorite non-descript Chicago athlete from the 90's?
Terry Obee
If you were given a day to hang out with John Lackey, what activities would you want to do with him?
Get a haircut

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

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What is your favorite Simpsons episode?
Marge becomes a cop

What was the first movie you remember watching, beginning-to-end?
Magnum Force

What was the first sporting event you remember watching in full?
Some Cubs game back in ...

Favorite Ninja Turtle and why?
What's a Ninja Turtle? Some kind of '80s pet fad?

What is your least favorite characteristic of Darkside?
His "Jesus on a..." exasperations. He stole them from me, after I stole them from him.

When did you realize Furious Styles was white?
...

Favorite non-descript Chicago athlete from the 90's?
Sergei Krivokrasov

If you were given a day to hang out with John Lackey, what activities would you want to do with him?
Take him hunting with Dick Cheney.

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Not a mult.

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The verdict is in. Furious Styles is a phony who portrays himself as someone who he is not, and the entire board is confused by it.

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What is your favorite Simpsons episode?
"'Round Springfield"

What was the first movie you remember watching, beginning-to-end?
The Green Berets

What was the first sporting event you remember watching in full?
"The Heidi Game" (I guess it wasn't actually in full)

Favorite Ninja Turtle and why?
Raphael- he isn't a fuckin' beta

What is your least favorite characteristic of Darkside?
All of them

When did you realize Furious Styles was white?
McNuggets 80?

Favorite non-descript Chicago athlete from the 90's?
Craig Grebeck

If you were given a day to hang out with John Lackey, what activities would you want to do with him?
Threesome!
https://vimeo.com/148642638

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Freedom is our Strength.

My guy!

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

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What is your favorite Simpsons episode?
Deep Space Homer
What was the first movie you remember watching, beginning-to-end?
Benji
the naked gun.
What was the first sporting event you remember watching in full?
Not sure the age, probably 6 or 7, flipping channels and catching the first spring training game of the year on WGN.
Favorite Ninja Turtle and why?
Michangello
What is your least favorite characteristic of Darkside?
Lack of bikini waxing
When did you realize Furious Styles was white?
No shit?
Favorite non-descript Chicago athlete from the 90's?
Doug Dascenzo. Set an NL record for starting a career without an error at 241 game.
If you were given a day to hang out with John Lackey, what activities would you want to do with him?
Country Thunder Concert

Thanks for (not) caring.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Simpson and Delilah

What is your favorite Simpsons episode? Monorail

What was the first movie you remember watching, beginning-to-end? Bambi

What was the first sporting event you remember watching in full? Cubs game

Favorite Ninja Turtle and why? Leonardo cause he had the best weapon.

What is your least favorite characteristic of Darkside? People thought I was his mult

When did you realize Furious Styles was white? When I saw him in person

Favorite non-descript Chicago athlete from the 90's? Steve Dubinsky

If you were given a day to hang out with John Lackey, what activities would you want to do with him? I've always wanted to step in and try to hit against a pitcher throwing 90_

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Really? Just curious why.

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