Offers pouring in? How will you ever decide???


LMFAO.

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It has been radio silence, no pun intended. Someone get him a formal invite to Lakemoor Fest.

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He appears to be scrubbed from their website.

Edit: I did not realize they settled for him to be out in June.

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was his deal up and they did not renew or did they have to agree to terms on a buy-out? He might be under a non-compete for some duration of time and span of space.

he got fired for being insubordinate... one of two ways danmaneel loses jobs (the other being substance abuse)

Buyout. Not sure about non-compete.

Feder article I read this morning has it as a mutual separation. Has a quote from WDRV boss saying Dan can work wherever he wants immediately.

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"Mr McNeil"
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"Call me Dan"
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"Dan, we've prepared a buy-out offer that I think you'll find extremely gener--"
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"What's your favorite online internet web porn site? I have subscriptions to 37"
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"Yes, we know you do, you've been charging them to the station credit card. And under the terms of our proposed buyout deal, we will continue to pay
for your 37 porn web site subsriptions as well as cut you a nice severance check with a comma."
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*Picks up contract, flips through it*
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"I don't see any non-compete language"
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"Oh, yes, I should've highlighted that aspect of our buy-out offer. Good news for you: we are not asking for a non-compete"
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"No non-compete? I NEED a non-compete. No non-compete, no deal" *Puts in earbuds, 'Stone in Love' by Journey can be heard tinnily blasting away*
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?
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*takes out earbuds, Steve Perry still howling*

"How am I supposed to take 6 months off and then bemoan the man keeping me off the airwaves without a non-compete? And what will the other radio stations in town think if they hear that you guys cut me loose without a non-compete? I won't be able to get a job reading news updates overnights on college radio"
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"Fine, we'll give you a 6 month non-compete; and in exchange we cancel our/your subscription to Nina Hartley's "Club Nina" site."
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"You're gonna take away Nina, she's timeless. My first AND my most recent fap."
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"Is--Is that what you were doing in the coffee break-room with the door locked before this meeting? You didn't..." *peers intently into mug of coffee*
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".... Oh, alight, where do I sign."
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*takes out a small bottle of Plochman's classic yellow, signs his name in mustard*
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"Good doing business with you, Mr McNeil. I'll have security carry your personal items out to your car"
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"Call me 'Dan', tell them to make sure they bring that first draft of my "Top Jock Cock" coffee table book. Hey, let me ask you something, you ever been fishing in Canada?"
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Milton represents the radio station boss?

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My guess he that he does some kind of Bears-related show on The Score. Then once the season is over he can go back to whatever he does, which is listen to U2 or something.

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Pair him with Snapper. Then he can go catch some red snapper when the season is done.

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Hussra,

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good call on the edit

Good stuff, Hussra!