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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: Halo @ Cub 8/9 - 8/10

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 8:20 pm

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Mr. Reason wrote:

Heyward is fucking horrible.

Joniak ain't that fucking bad.

One of Heyward's comparisons is currently Todd Hollandsworth.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: Halo @ Cub 8/9 - 8/10

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 8:21 pm

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Mr. Reason wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Just what the fuck do you think you're doing?

No shit. I'll hold Hoffy while you pummel him about the face and neck.

It wouldn't be the first time I've been held down and pummeled, so bring it on.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Halo @ Cub 8/9 - 8/10

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 8:23 pm

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Just what the fuck do you think you're doing?

No shit. I'll hold Hoffy while you pummel him about the face and neck.

It wouldn't be the first time I've been held down and pummeled, so bring it on.

He said pummeled, not violated.

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Scooter

Post subject: Re: Halo @ Cub 8/9 - 8/10

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 8:24 pm

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Mr. Reason wrote:

Heyward is fucking horrible.

Joniak ain't that fucking bad.

BEAAAAAAARRRRS WIN OMG BEARSSSSSSSSSSS Fuck that. 1985.

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Scooter

Post subject: Re: Halo @ Cub 8/9 - 8/10

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 8:25 pm

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Miss Wayne big time. Broadcasts were better then.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: Halo @ Cub 8/9 - 8/10

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 8:30 pm

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Bryant can really hit a moon shot. Not like Schwarber, but still.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: Halo @ Cub 8/9 - 8/10

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 8:33 pm

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Asians in the Outfield

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Halo @ Cub 8/9 - 8/10

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 8:34 pm

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Asians in the Outfield

At least they're not driving, amirite?

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: Halo @ Cub 8/9 - 8/10

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 8:34 pm

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Bryant can really hit a moon shot. Not like Schwarber, but still.

You're a BigFan of moon shots, I suspect.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: Halo @ Cub 8/9 - 8/10

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 8:35 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Asians in the Outfield

At least they're not driving, amirite?

When he fell, I had a flashback to Hee Sop Choi falling on his head and an ambulance being called.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: Halo @ Cub 8/9 - 8/10

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 8:35 pm

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Mr. Reason wrote:

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Bryant can really hit a moon shot. Not like Schwarber, but still.

You're a BigFan of moon shots, I suspect.

You're in a feisty mood I see.

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: Halo @ Cub 8/9 - 8/10

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 8:40 pm

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Bryant can really hit a moon shot. Not like Schwarber, but still.

You're a BigFan of moon shots, I suspect.

You're in a feisty mood I see.

Naturally, I'm nothing if not a feisty old fuck.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: Halo @ Cub 8/9 - 8/10

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 8:41 pm

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Mr. Reason wrote:

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Bryant can really hit a moon shot. Not like Schwarber, but still.

You're a BigFan of moon shots, I suspect.

You're in a feisty mood I see.

Naturally, I'm nothing if not a feisty old fuck.

That's why I enjoy reading your posts.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: Halo @ Cub 8/9 - 8/10

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 8:43 pm

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And there's Lackey telling Contreras to give him the fucking ball. What a competitor or something.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Halo @ Cub 8/9 - 8/10

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 8:46 pm

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

And there's Lackey telling Contreras to give him the fucking ball. What a competitor or something.

He's a dick. But he's our dick.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Halo @ Cub 8/9 - 8/10

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 8:47 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

And there's Lackey telling Contreras to give him the fucking ball. What a competitor or something.

He's a dick. But he's our dick.

And we love our dick.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: Halo @ Cub 8/9 - 8/10

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 8:48 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

And there's Lackey telling Contreras to give him the fucking ball. What a competitor or something.

He's a dick. But he's our dick.

I just wish he'd pitch and shut up, but whatever. Like you said, as long as he pitches well, he's our dick.

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: Halo @ Cub 8/9 - 8/10

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 8:49 pm

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It doesn't surprise me you fellows like dicks.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: Halo @ Cub 8/9 - 8/10

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 8:50 pm

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Darkside wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

And there's Lackey telling Contreras to give him the fucking ball. What a competitor or something.

He's a dick. But he's our dick.

And we love our dick.

Loves the cock.

Pro tip, don't google images for Jay and Silent bob loves the cock. The first two pictures are okay and then its just a fucking cock cornucopia.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: Halo @ Cub 8/9 - 8/10

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 8:51 pm

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Mr. Reason wrote:

It doesn't surprise me you fellows like dicks.

I went to an all boys Catholic high school.

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: Halo @ Cub 8/9 - 8/10

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 8:56 pm

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

It doesn't surprise me you fellows like dicks.

I went to an all boys Catholic high school.

That explains the love of moon shots.

Three Hail Marys should do the trick, no worries after that.

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: Halo @ Cub 8/9 - 8/10

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 9:10 pm

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KDdidit wrote:

Jeff Joniak on the radio call. Kris Bryant you are ridiculous!

I turned on the game when I was making dinner, heard that twatwaffle, and momentarily thought it was Thursday and the Bears were playing. It's just as well the Cubs moved to WSCR because that lazy motherfucker Pat Hughes is the type of employee current and former WSCR employees strive to be. He only works 162 days a year but never works a full shift, and on top of that he schedules a day off on one of the 162 days he's supposed to work. He's Mac and Spiegel's idol.

I am irrationally angry about this.

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Scooter

Post subject: Re: Halo @ Cub 8/9 - 8/10

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 9:13 pm

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Tad Queasy wrote:

KDdidit wrote:

Jeff Joniak on the radio call. Kris Bryant you are ridiculous!

Why. He can and does. Nice deal.

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: Halo @ Cub 8/9 - 8/10

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 9:13 pm

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Tad Queasy wrote:

KDdidit wrote:

Jeff Joniak on the radio call. Kris Bryant you are ridiculous!

You've got the irrational part right.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: Halo @ Cub 8/9 - 8/10

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 9:24 pm

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Tad Queasy wrote:

KDdidit wrote:

Jeff Joniak on the radio call. Kris Bryant you are ridiculous!

I know that baseball announcers have the option to take a break like he does, but I'd rather have q-tips shoved in my ears than listen to Coomer or Grote do play by play.

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Post subject: Re: Halo @ Cub 8/9 - 8/10

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 9:33 pm

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Tad Queasy wrote:

KDdidit wrote:

Jeff Joniak on the radio call. Kris Bryant you are ridiculous!

I know that baseball announcers have the option to take a break like he does, but I'd rather have q-tips shoved in my ears than listen to Coomer or Grote do play by play.

Q tips hurt shoved in poorly. Grote is not horrible. Coomer is pretty bad and I have given him a while now but he is really not good at this gig. Better than Keith Moreland but that is a stretch.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Halo @ Cub 8/9 - 8/10

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 9:34 pm

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Tad Queasy wrote:

KDdidit wrote:

Jeff Joniak on the radio call. Kris Bryant you are ridiculous!

Hey! Don't you dare disparage Pat Hughes in here.

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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 9:46 pm

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Hughes has family in the Bay Area, so I presume that instead of flying back late Sunday with the team, he will fly back first thing tomorrow. Gives him 48+ hours with family.

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leashyourkids wrote:

Tad Queasy wrote:

KDdidit wrote:

Jeff Joniak on the radio call. Kris Bryant you are ridiculous!

Hey! Don't you dare disparage Pat Hughes in here.

Pat Hughes is a national treasure.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Halo @ Cub 8/9 - 8/10

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 5:59 am

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Hughes could make anything sound relaxing...

Well, Ron, we wondered earlier what the commotion was in section 162. We've gotten word that there was a mechanical malfunction below and the entire section is now on fire. People are running for the exits with screams of terror while trying to put out the fires on their nearly incinerated clothes...

That's gonna leave a mark, Ron...

And here's the payoff pitch to Rizzo...

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