If I hear one more gen x'er say "sorry, my computer's messed up," I'm going to club them with the signed George Brett bat hanging in their office. Your computer didn't fuck up... you just can't use a computer! And it's 2016... computers are essential to most jobs. The head chef at Gibson's doesn't burn a steak and declare "SORRY, THE GRILL FUCKED UP!"

And it's not even the fact that they can't use a computer that is infuriating... it's that they indignantly state (after you show them where they went wrong) that "that wasn't there before!" or "it didn't let me do that before." Yes, it did. You just didn't see it because you were squinting at a 2008 laptop with Windows 10 as if it were an alien spacecraft sent back through time to torment you and put your unread email in folders you don't know how to access. From entry-level mailroom workers to fucking CFO's, gen X can't use a goddamn computer, and they refuse to admit it!

Plus you gave us Geraldo Rivera!

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Yup. Go find a tar pit old people. It's our time now.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I bet they're all trying to log on to defend themselves.

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They have to go upstairs to their desktop computer.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Oh and stop forwarding chain emails please.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

First of all, desktop computers are superior.

Second of all, we're already logged on making fun of you and your IDIOT FRIENDS in IRC old-school.

Third of all, it's not an age thing regarding chain emails, it's purely an IQ thing ... and that deficiency is rampant across all age ranges.

Fourthly, one ticket to the tar pit, please and thank you.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I will concede that your third point is accurate.

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Actually, I'm posting this from my phone. Millennials seem to have difficulty with that:

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Calm down, JORR. I didn't take any shots at Boomers.

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This made me think what is the dominant generation on the board? Is it Gen Y or Gen X? I'm sure baby boomers are 3rd, and millennials 4th, but who is the majority?

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Flannel shirt wearin, Pearl Jam lovin mutha fuckers

I'm posting this from Jbi11s phone.....








his landline.

Hahaha... I am comfortably Gen Y.

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Allah akbar, if Jbi11s is Gen X, can we trade him to Gen Y/the Millennials for IMU's latest attempt to grow facial hair and Ariel Winter.

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I read that as 'comfortably gay'.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

Walt, that is awesome.

How pissed was your grandson?

So pissed he wouldn't play Altar Boy and Parish Priest anymore

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

I'm 100% sure that guy is going to die a painful death.

I'm 100% sure painful or peaceful; it won't make
a difference

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

I would say "fuck you", but I don't really care enough to bother.

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This is pretty far outside Walt's typical comfort zone of material, and it was presented perfectly. I say 'well done'. He'll probably be by soon to fuck it up, so folks, do enjoy this sandcastle before the tide likely washes it away.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

You are like John Lackey. You're a dick, but you're our dick.

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JORR looks pissed here.

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Hey!

What the fuck?

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You know me like that.

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