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Walt Williams Neck

Post subject: Re: Generation X

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 4:51 am

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Don Tiny wrote:

Walt Williams Neck wrote:

Peoria Matt wrote:

:lol:

Walt, that is awesome.

How pissed was your grandson?

So pissed he wouldn't play Altar Boy and Parish Priest anymore

This is pretty far outside Walt's typical comfort zone of material, and it was presented perfectly. I say 'well done'. He'll probably be by soon to fuck it up, so folks, do enjoy this sandcastle before the tide likely washes it away.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Generation X

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 7:49 am

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We share a floor with IT guys. There have been several instances where I have been in the bathroom and one of the computer geniuses walks out of one of the shitters and leaves without washing his hands.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Generation X

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 7:51 am

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leashyourkids wrote:

If I hear one more gen x'er say "sorry, my computer's messed up," I'm going to club them with the signed George Brett bat hanging in their office. Your computer didn't fuck up... you just can't use a computer! And it's 2016... computers are essential to most jobs. The head chef at Gibson's doesn't burn a steak and declare "SORRY, THE GRILL FUCKED UP!"

And it's not even the fact that they can't use a computer that is infuriating... it's that they indignantly state (after you show them where they went wrong) that "that wasn't there before!" or "it didn't let me do that before." Yes, it did. You just didn't see it because you were squinting at a 2008 laptop with Windows 10 as if it were an alien spacecraft sent back through time to torment you and put your unread email in folders you don't know how to access. From entry-level mailroom workers to fucking CFO's, gen X can't use a goddamn computer, and they refuse to admit it!

Plus you gave us Geraldo Rivera!

Geraldo is in his seventies. He was defending Puerto Rican nationalists as a lawyer in the sixties.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfKL6RM8hsY&index=2&list=PLxMbWdrj2Y1HBj7V0JBi_oiI0wIRSO0xx

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Generation X

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 7:52 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Yup. Go find a tar pit old people. It's our time now.

I bet they're all trying to log on to defend themselves.

They have to go upstairs to their desktop computer.

Actually, I'm posting this from my phone. Millennials seem to have difficulty with that:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

They can't.

2005

Yup. I actually know what a world series winner looks like. You be got one. Just don't be obnoxious about it ok?

CTE?

I need to stop posting on my phone. It takes my intellect down to leashyourkids like levels.

I can't argue against this.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Generation X

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 7:53 am

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good dolphin wrote:

Yes that happens quite a lot with the IT guys.

One in particular who would walk barefoot around the office.

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There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Generation X

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 8:00 am

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Hey,I was an "IT Guy" for about 38 years.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Generation X

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 8:02 am

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

I can't argue against this.

Shut down the internet. We found something Rick can't argue against.

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The Hawk wrote:

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Generation X

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 8:03 am

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

I can't argue against this.

Shut down the internet. We found something Rick can't argue against.

he will, instead, argue for it

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Generation X

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 8:20 am

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good dolphin wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Geraldo is in his seventies. He was defending Puerto Rican nationalists as a lawyer in the sixties.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfKL6RM8hsY&index=2&list=PLxMbWdrj2Y1HBj7V0JBi_oiI0wIRSO0xx

Yeah, but you guys made his TV show popular.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Generation X

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 8:49 am

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http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/millennials-outraged-over-tv-show-portraying-millennials-as-outraged-a7184771.html

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Generation X

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 8:50 am

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leashyourkids wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Geraldo is in his seventies. He was defending Puerto Rican nationalists as a lawyer in the sixties.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfKL6RM8hsY&index=2&list=PLxMbWdrj2Y1HBj7V0JBi_oiI0wIRSO0xx

Yeah, but you guys made his TV show popular.

I think we spawned John Stoessel after his expose on pro wrestling got him slapped upside the head by Terry Funk

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Generation X

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 8:54 am

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Julie DiCaro is a Gen X'er. Case Closed.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Generation X

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 8:58 am

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Julie DiCaro is a Gen X'er. Case Closed.

Her age would suggest she is a Gen X-er but her sensibilities are much more in line with Millennial childishness.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Generation X

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 9:00 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Julie DiCaro is a Gen X'er. Case Closed.

Her age would suggest she is a Gen X-er but her sensibilities are much more in line with Millennial childishness.

We learned it from watching you!

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Generation X

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 9:03 am

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Julie DiCaro is a Gen X'er. Case Closed.

Her age would suggest she is a Gen X-er but her sensibilities are much more in line with Millennial childishness.

We learned it from watching you!

Uncle JORR ruined us.

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Curious Hair wrote:

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Generation X

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 9:17 am

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I don't know what the age ranges are for each but somehow I equally hate all of the "generations".

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Generation X

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 9:22 am

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

I don't know what the age ranges are for each but somehow I equally hate all of the "generations".

This thread was really meant more to be a shot at old people than any particular generation.

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Curious Hair wrote:

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Generation X

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 9:24 am

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leashyourkids wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

I don't know what the age ranges are for each but somehow I equally hate all of the "generations".

This thread was really meant more to be a shot at old people than any particular generation.

"Old" is a relative term as you will come to realize soon enough.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Generation X

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 9:27 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

I don't know what the age ranges are for each but somehow I equally hate all of the "generations".

This thread was really meant more to be a shot at old people than any particular generation.

"Old" is a relative term as you will come to realize soon enough.

Oh, I know. I'm already getting there.

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Curious Hair wrote:

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Generation X

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 9:30 am

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I'm an old busted fuck. I was sore for two days after dancing at a wedding last Saturday. I went HAM but still... It wasn't supposed to be like this.

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If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Generation X

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 9:37 am

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

I'm an old busted fuck. I was sore for two days after dancing at a wedding last Saturday. I went HAM but still... It wasn't supposed to be like this.

With the shape I'm in, you could donate my body to science fiction.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Generation X

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 9:59 am

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Sometimes I wake up sore because I threw the ball for my dog too many times.

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Curious Hair wrote:

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Generation X

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 10:06 am

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Chus wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

I'm an old busted fuck. I was sore for two days after dancing at a wedding last Saturday. I went HAM but still... It wasn't supposed to be like this.

With the shape I'm in, you could donate my body to science fiction.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Generation X

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 10:14 am

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leashyourkids wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Julie DiCaro is a Gen X'er. Case Closed.

Her age would suggest she is a Gen X-er but her sensibilities are much more in line with Millennial childishness.

We learned it from watching you!

Uncle JORR ruined us.

Look, that's probably a matter for the police, not a sports messageboard.

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