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PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 11:33 am 
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Is anyone watching this? I could give a rat ass myself

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 Post subject: Re: The Olympics
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Yes. Loving it. Don't watch it all, but the swimming sucks me in every time.

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Yes I am checking it out nightly. I like the swimming and gymnastics. Some of the track and field will be pretty interesting.

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Yes. Loving it. Don't watch it all, but the swimming sucks me in every time.


i cheer for the yellow line to annoy my family


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redskingreg wrote:
Yes. Loving it. Don't watch it all, but the swimming sucks me in every time.


i cheer for the yellow line to annoy my family


The line is green. You may have cataracts. You should get that checked out.


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Yellow to me, too.

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That Lilly King is a national hero. Fuck the Russians.

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:lol: I was telling my wife about this last week in the run up to the games as she had never seen it before.
The dialogue is pretty good .....


Dennis Miller: In response to what its sponsors claim is an idea whose time has come, the first All-Drug Olympics opened today in Bogota, Columbia. Athletes are allowed to take any substance whatsoever before, after, and even during the competition. So far, 115 world records have been shattered! We go now to correspondent Kevin Nealon, live in Bogota for the Weightlifting Finals. Kevin?

Kevin Nealon: Dennis, getting ready to lift now is Sergei Akmudov of the Soviet Union. His trainer has told me that he's taken antibolic steroids, Novacaine, Nyquil, Darvon, and some sort of fish paralyzer. Also, I believe he's had a few cocktails within the last hour or so. All of this is, of course, perfectly legal at the All-Drug Olympics, in fact it's encouraged. Akmudov is getting set now, he's going for a cleaning jerk of over 1500 pounds, which would triple the existing world record. That's an awful lot of weight, Dennis, and here he goes.

[ Kevin steps aside to reveal the steroid-bulked athlete bent over to lift the 1500 lbs. weight. Sergei tightens his grip on the barbells and pulls up, but instead of lifting the weights, his arms are pulled off and blood squirts ferociously out of his pulpy stubs.

Kevin Nealon: Oh! He pulled his arms off! He's pulled his arms off, that's gotta be disappointing to the big Russian! [ Sergei's trainer wraps a towel around him ] You know, you hate to see something like this happen, Dennis! He probably doesn't have that much pain right now, but I think tomorrow he's really gonna feel that, Dennis! Back to you!

Dennis Miller: Thank you, Kevin. Very nice form on the Russian. Canada, of course, is leading that competition.

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 Post subject: Re: The Olympics
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I just want to know when it ends.

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 Post subject: Re: The Olympics
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I'm watching bits. cycling over the weekend was interesting...swimming, gymnastics, soccer.

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I just want to know when it ends.


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 Post subject: Re: The Olympics
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:lol: I was telling my wife about this last week in the run up to the games as she had never seen it before.
The dialogue is pretty good .....


Dennis Miller: In response to what its sponsors claim is an idea whose time has come, the first All-Drug Olympics opened today in Bogota, Columbia. Athletes are allowed to take any substance whatsoever before, after, and even during the competition. So far, 115 world records have been shattered! We go now to correspondent Kevin Nealon, live in Bogota for the Weightlifting Finals. Kevin?

Kevin Nealon: Dennis, getting ready to lift now is Sergei Akmudov of the Soviet Union. His trainer has told me that he's taken antibolic steroids, Novacaine, Nyquil, Darvon, and some sort of fish paralyzer. Also, I believe he's had a few cocktails within the last hour or so. All of this is, of course, perfectly legal at the All-Drug Olympics, in fact it's encouraged. Akmudov is getting set now, he's going for a cleaning jerk of over 1500 pounds, which would triple the existing world record. That's an awful lot of weight, Dennis, and here he goes.

[ Kevin steps aside to reveal the steroid-bulked athlete bent over to lift the 1500 lbs. weight. Sergei tightens his grip on the barbells and pulls up, but instead of lifting the weights, his arms are pulled off and blood squirts ferociously out of his pulpy stubs.

Kevin Nealon: Oh! He pulled his arms off! He's pulled his arms off, that's gotta be disappointing to the big Russian! [ Sergei's trainer wraps a towel around him ] You know, you hate to see something like this happen, Dennis! He probably doesn't have that much pain right now, but I think tomorrow he's really gonna feel that, Dennis! Back to you!

Dennis Miller: Thank you, Kevin. Very nice form on the Russian. Canada, of course, is leading that competition.

Not for nothing, but I could go for some fish paryalyzer right about now

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 Post subject: Re: The Olympics
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I just want to know when it ends.


The Olympics are not hard to avoid, if you want to do so. Don't watch NBC for the next two weeks.

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 Post subject: Re: The Olympics
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The medal count should be weighted. It should be standings and not by count. Gold worth three, silver for two, and one for bronze. Ten golds should not be less than ten silver and one bronze.

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French revenge:

http://conservativeangle.com/anti-ameri ... mpetition/

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The screen name BeerFan upsets my sensibilities. It's just not unique enough. Most of us like Beer. It's like having the screen name PussyFan. Everyone looks at it and says, "sure so am I".


I suggest you change your name to IPAbeerfan or LightBeerFan, etc, etc.

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 Post subject: Re: The Olympics
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C'mon Phelps!!!

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Fucking clutch. Great shit by Phelps.

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 Post subject: Re: The Olympics
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Fucking clutch. Great shit by Phelps.

That wasn't even close -- impressive.

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 Post subject: Re: The Olympics
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Go figure. The Muslim goes heel.

http://www.nbcolympics.com/video/eygpti ... &cid=sm_tw

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 Post subject: Re: The Olympics
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I used to care but not anymore. There's no suspense, it's just a matter of how badly the USA steamrolls the competitin. The USSR was the only worthy foe we've had, China (with their 1.8b) ain't shit.


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I used to care but not anymore. There's no suspense, it's just a matter of how badly the USA steamrolls the competitin. The USSR was the only worthy foe we've had, China (with their 1.8b) ain't shit.

Have you watched any coverage to validate this statement?

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 Post subject: Re: The Olympics
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Women's soccer team chokes out of the Olympics. Can't beat their old coach. Also, loss doesn't help their bitching about their contracts with US Soccer either.


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 Post subject: Re: The Olympics
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I used to care but not anymore. There's no suspense, it's just a matter of how badly the USA steamrolls the competitin. The USSR was the only worthy foe we've had, China (with their 1.8b) ain't shit.

Have you watched any coverage to validate this statement?

USA has almost 3 times the medals of the next highest extant country all time. Almost 4 times as many golds. It's just an exhibition of American dominance in the field of sporting. Like watching a fly get swatted.


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