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https://mic.com/articles/150833/flat-ea ... .nS555l8HE


i have to say, i find these people fascinating. and terrifying. mostly terrifying.


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They read about it in the Bible.

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I don't think this is any worse than the evolution deniers.

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I'M GONNA LOOK INTO THIS!??


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They read about it in the Bible.


They wouldn't be criticized if they said they got it from the Koran. :lol:

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The purpose of religion wasn't to discredit and debunk scientific facts and theories. It was meant to tell people how they should live. Unfortunately, people like to bend religion to their desires and you get this stupidity as a result.

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Take one part subjectivity + a healthy dose of paranoia - an education = this stuff (which seems to lack a certain skepticism).

I mean the ending of Dark City was cool and all, but...

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Take one part subjectivity + a healthy dose of paranoia - an education = this stuff (which seems to lack a certain skepticism).

I mean the ending of Dark City was cool and all, but...


I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it!

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MajorKong wrote:
Take one part subjectivity + a healthy dose of paranoia - an education = this stuff (which seems to lack a certain skepticism).

I mean the ending of Dark City was cool and all, but...


I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it!


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Sexual assault with a concrete dildo???

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Gravity is "a magical invisible force that doesn't exist," Henderson said. "It's just a theory."


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"Gravity, I don't buy it," Long said. "This was a hard one for me to give up, I'll tell you what. I think that things rise and fall based on density. I think it works every time. Warm air rises, cold air falls because warm air is less dense than cold air.""Same thing with a helium balloon," Long said. "A helium balloon escapes this allegedly powerful grasp of gravity but still gravity keeps the moon in orbit and it keeps the Earth in orbit around the sun, but it can't hold onto a balloon? It defies Occam's razor: The simplest explanation is usually correct."

"Gravity was never proven," Patrice said. "It's just a faulty concept to try and brainwash you into believing that tons of water can stick to a spinning ball. When you think of what they taught us in school, that the Earth is spinning so, so, so fast and you can't feel it? And then all this water's sticking to it? I mean it's ludicrous when you break it down to what we know about anything else that would be spinning: Nothing sticks to something spinning that fast. Everything would go flying, right? Including us.""Gravity was not proven, and Isaac Newton and Einstein, all those scientists, are also Freemasons and Satan worshipers," Patrice said.

"Buoyancy is what gravity is, actually," Johnson said. "If something's heavier than air, it's gonna fall. If it's lighter, it's gonna rise. Same thing in liquid."

"It's been called gravity because gravity supports this whole fake system," Johnson added. "Gravity is what they need to hold water to a ball."


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Wut?

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MajorKong wrote:
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
MajorKong wrote:
Take one part subjectivity + a healthy dose of paranoia - an education = this stuff (which seems to lack a certain skepticism).

I mean the ending of Dark City was cool and all, but...


I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it!


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Sexual assault with a concrete dildo???


:lol:

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I blame the fast food indus...oh,....FLAT.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
MajorKong wrote:
Take one part subjectivity + a healthy dose of paranoia - an education = this stuff (which seems to lack a certain skepticism).

I mean the ending of Dark City was cool and all, but...


I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it!


Woops! Meant to link to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNMZGSzB7EI

Don't know how that got in there... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Gravity is "a magical invisible force that doesn't exist," Henderson said. "It's just a theory."


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"Gravity, I don't buy it," Long said. "This was a hard one for me to give up, I'll tell you what. I think that things rise and fall based on density. I think it works every time. Warm air rises, cold air falls because warm air is less dense than cold air.""Same thing with a helium balloon," Long said. "A helium balloon escapes this allegedly powerful grasp of gravity but still gravity keeps the moon in orbit and it keeps the Earth in orbit around the sun, but it can't hold onto a balloon? It defies Occam's razor: The simplest explanation is usually correct."

"Gravity was never proven," Patrice said. "It's just a faulty concept to try and brainwash you into believing that tons of water can stick to a spinning ball. When you think of what they taught us in school, that the Earth is spinning so, so, so fast and you can't feel it? And then all this water's sticking to it? I mean it's ludicrous when you break it down to what we know about anything else that would be spinning: Nothing sticks to something spinning that fast. Everything would go flying, right? Including us.""Gravity was not proven, and Isaac Newton and Einstein, all those scientists, are also Freemasons and Satan worshipers," Patrice said.

"Buoyancy is what gravity is, actually," Johnson said. "If something's heavier than air, it's gonna fall. If it's lighter, it's gonna rise. Same thing in liquid."

"It's been called gravity because gravity supports this whole fake system," Johnson added. "Gravity is what they need to hold water to a ball."


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Wut?


That's gold. It's great when people who are probably three hairs away from being a baboon speak as an authority on complex scientific topics as though they were describing how to tie your shoe.

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I still don't understand why this is any different than the evolution deniers.

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I still don't understand why this is any different than the evolution deniers.


It's not.

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Quite awesome that this was brought up here.

At work some guy found this and we discussed it for an hour laughing our asses off.


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJDgVlv55Uw


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They make some really good points.

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Nas wrote:
They make some really good points.


:lol: I hate you.

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https://mic.com/articles/150833/flat-earth-theories-truthers-youtube#.nS555l8HE


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How the fuck do shadows exist on a flat earth?

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How the fuck do shadows exist on a flat earth?

Jesus.

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What is to be gained by convincing people that the earth is round?

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Yeah, same as the dopes pushing "Climate Change" as if the climate doesn't change minute to minute.
It's the Sun, stupid.
But, you know what, there's no money in that. Can't 'change' the Sun.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government ... o-silence/

‘Winter Is Coming’ Warns The Solar Physicist The Alarmists Tried To Silence

#BringBackGlobalWarming

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there's some people on youtube who think that the moon is a hologram. i'm thinking that it's gotta be some sort of wink wink nudge nudge taking-the-piss endeavor, but there's at least one guy who seems really really into the whole "the moon isn't real!" thing..... but then again i'm pretty sure that this has gotta be some kind of satire meant to go HAM after the moon landing hoaxers or people of that ilk.

welp, maybe that crow777 dude i linked to up there IS "that one crazy moon guy" cuz he seems to be the source of most of the "moon = hologram" stuff that i encounter. here's another more general video on the conspiracy that there is no moon, neo.

personally i hope to god the moon is a hologram because that means that we live in a world that's way cooler than i thought. srsly, a world where you at least hoaxed the moon landing as some sort of giant worldwide psychological operation = a world that i wanna live in. i might even call it my own! =D

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 Post subject: Re: Flat Earthers
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btw, assuming that these "flat earthers" believe that the earth is flat because that's what they can see/prove with their own eyes, i'm going to use that same logic to unilaterally declare that i have the biggest cock on earth because it's the only dick i've ever seen IRL (aka "no CG/video-editing" to try and lie) and therefore it HAS to be the biggest! anyone who tries showing me their prosthetic penises or hologram penises = trolls who will be ignored. seriously i don't want to look at dicks, you know? keep that shit in your pants and just accept the fact that mine is literally and figuratively #1.

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