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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2016 4:32 pm 
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If I had to offer one critique, I don't think "TOO" would have been all capitals.


I think it's good. He would routinely spell my name in ALL CAPS.


Oh, I know he used all caps a ton, but it was typically words he wanted to emphasize. I don't think "too" would have made the list. The rest is perfect, though.

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If I had to offer one critique, I don't think "TOO" would have been all capitals.


I think it's good. He would routinely spell my name in ALL CAPS.


Oh, I know he used all caps a ton, but it was typically words he wanted to emphasize. I don't think "too" would have made the list. The rest is perfect, though.


That's the genius of it.

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Look how quickly that shitty Vegas idea flopped.

Do you think everything will be fine when they run out of drinking water?


Everything will be fine when the White Sox move out there? /bigbrane

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The grammar, spelling, and punctuation errors are random. It's perfect.

That's the magic: they seem random, but they're not. There are deep recurring patterns and undercurrents that make sense only to him. If I didn't know better, I'd say the man behind the mult is bigfan himself.

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No way bigfan could be that self-deprecating.

I think JORR is Big Brane.

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Look how quickly that shitty Vegas idea flopped.


Do you think everything will be fine when they run out of drinking water?

Crazy libtard thoughts. :lol:

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Look how quickly that shitty Vegas idea flopped.


Do you think everything will be fine when they run out of drinking water?

Crazy libtard thoughts. :lol:


Standard Rethuglican response. :lol:

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Oooh, I like that one. Nicely done.

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As long as you're in Scottsdale, Phoenix, Tempe, Chandler, or Ahwatukee, I think you're all right. Those places are great. Awesome golf courses. Pool parties year round. Old Town and Mill are a lot of fun. Vegas is a 4.5 hour drive. L.A. and San Diego -- 5 to 6 hours. Flagstaff is a 2 hour drive. That place is magical during the summer. 40 degrees cooler there today than in the valley. Dry heat > Humidity. You're inside with air conditioning during the day in the summertime. It cools down to the high 80s, low 90s, at night. The other 8 months make up for the summer. In my opinion, there isn't a more beautiful place than Arizona in November. It's perfect. And we may be a little backwards politically but there's a fantastic chance recreational marijuana is legal here in 2017.


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Arizona is great. The summer heat is overblown. Fat people hate the heat. So I get the sky is falling cries when you hear it's 105 or 110. But it's FAR SUPERIOR and MUCH DIFFERENT to the swamp ass hard to breathe humid 80/90s of the Midwest.

From like June to Sept it may be too hot for SOME but otherwise the weather is glorious.


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If you're looking for cultural attractions like Chicago can offer then of course AZ is not for you. But if you're planning a go through the motions suburban lifestyle like 95% of the US then it's a great option.

No real difference between living in Naperville versus Glendale other than you don't need to cut your grass. And drinky is too far to pork your wife.


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easier to make money there. that's pretty much it.

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easier to make money there. that's pretty much it.

How so?

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Selling Adderall to ASU students.

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Selling Adderall to ASU students.


Doesn't seem to help.

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retire to oregon and go homeless. they'll leave you alone.


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Selling Adderall to ASU students.


Doesn't seem to help.


He said ASU, not community college.

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Arizona is great. The summer heat is overblown. Fat people hate the heat. So I get the sky is falling cries when you hear it's 105 or 110. But it's FAR SUPERIOR and MUCH DIFFERENT to the swamp ass hard to breathe humid 80/90s of the Midwest.


I don't find humid air hard to breathe. Dry air, different story. I might get a nosebleed!

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I don't mind it either CH. I like all heat. But running between the two types I definitely get crushed more easily in humid heat.

There are MANY who cannot wait to run inside dry cold A/C the minute warm humid weather appears. It's really a no win situation in northern US climates. I've come to the conclusion that people who say they enjoy seasons do so because they can bitch about all 4 of them. Too cold, too hot, too humid, too wet.

Stake your position by picking either hot or cold to bitch about. Happy for 6 months and pissed for 6. Or spare us the incessant nagging by moving where all 12 are one's preferred season.


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Kirkwood wrote:
It's really a no win situation in northern US climates.


When we wiped out those villages in Vietnam it was a no-Nguyen situation.

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It's really a no win situation in northern US climates.


When we wiped out those villages in Vietnam it was a no-Nguyen situation.

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Does that count as 4 or 8 Hanleys?


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Matches Malone wrote:
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It's really a no win situation in northern US climates.


When we wiped out those villages in Vietnam it was a no-Nguyen situation.

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Does that count as 4 or 8 Hanleys?


Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite Hanleys.

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I'd much rather retire to Arizona than Florida.

But why do either when you could retire to California.



California can suck just as much as AZ and FL, but for different reasons.


Of the 3 I'd pick AZ, but that's cause of my back.

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Curious Hair wrote:
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It's really a no win situation in northern US climates.


When we wiped out those villages in Vietnam it was a no-Nguyen situation.

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Does that count as 4 or 8 Hanleys?


Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite Hanleys.

And then is heard no more: it is a tale. Told by an idiot, full of puns and bad sports thoughts, Signifying nothing.

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shakes wrote:
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I'd much rather retire to Arizona than Florida.

But why do either when you could retire to California.



California can suck just as much as AZ and FL, but for different reasons.


Of the 3 I'd pick AZ, but that's cause of my back.


Yes!!, Great climate for your Back, also great place for babyBACK ribs,, Carson's in Scottsdale.Another CHICAGO CONNECTION!!!


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i'd rather live on the gulf of mexico than the pacific, or desert. but, i've never been to california.

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shakes wrote:
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I'd much rather retire to Arizona than Florida.

But why do either when you could retire to California.



California can suck just as much as AZ and FL, but for different reasons.


Of the 3 I'd pick AZ, but that's cause of my back.


Cali wins easily out of those three. Easiest access to great weed, and San Francisco is the coolest city in any of the states.

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Chus wrote:
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I'd much rather retire to Arizona than Florida.

But why do either when you could retire to California.



California can suck just as much as AZ and FL, but for different reasons.


Of the 3 I'd pick AZ, but that's cause of my back.


Cali wins easily out of those three. Easiest access to great weed, and San Francisco is the coolest city in any of the states.



Good luck retiring to San Francisco.


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Chus wrote:
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I'd much rather retire to Arizona than Florida.

But why do either when you could retire to California.



California can suck just as much as AZ and FL, but for different reasons.


Of the 3 I'd pick AZ, but that's cause of my back.


Cali wins easily out of those three. Easiest access to great weed, and San Francisco is the coolest city in any of the states.



Good luck retiring to San Francisco.


You don't have to live in San Francisco. I would live in or near Santa Cruz.

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