RANDOM VIAGRA TRIANGLE THING: last time i was down there i ended up in some random bar doing eminem's "lose yourself" on karaoke. afterwards when i was outside having a smoke some ~30something/+ chick came up to me and said i was "really good" and asked if i ever considered trying to rap "for real." i saved us both a bunch of pain and suffering by simply saying "no"

so yeah, evidently my "mad skillz" have impressed "the highest echelon of people who [drink] in chicago" and i'll buy dinner for anyone who can guess the only other song i've ever done karaoke-style.

some ~30something/+ chick came up to me and said i was "really good" and asked if i ever considered trying to rap "for real."

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.