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Beardown
PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 9:37 pm 
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He's awesome. He's the MVP. I wish he was on the Sox. But he runs like a girl.

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Who the fuck are you talking about basement boy?

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Always looks like he's in serious pain when he's running
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Hockey Gay wrote:
Always looks like he's in serious pain when he's running


Right. And the arms are always flailing too much. Like a girl. Not a shot at girls. That's just how they run. I would know. They've been running from me for years.
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Beardown wrote:
Hockey Gay wrote:
Always looks like he's in serious pain when he's running


Right. And the arms are always flailing too much. Like a girl. Not a shot at girls. That's just how they run. I would know. They've been running from me for years.


Don't forget,he was reared in California.

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Not trying to joke. But I would imagine the reason girls look in pain when they run is cuz their boobs are flopping around and it probably hurts a little bit. And the arms flailing is cuz they are top heavy with the boobs so it's a way to keep balance. But Bryant doesn't have boobs. So I don't get it.
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Beardown wrote:
Not trying to joke. But I would imagine the reason girls look in pain when they run is cuz their boobs are flopping around and it probably hurts a little bit. .


It's all physics and chemistry and shit.

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Beardown wrote:
But I would imagine the reason girls look in pain when they run is cuz their boobs are flopping around and it probably hurts a little bit. And the arms flailing is cuz they are top heavy with the boobs so it's a way to keep balance.


This post needs the "trillballins sings Darren Rovell tweets to '90s alt-rock songs" treatment.

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If only he could be a superstar like you I am sure he would feel more secure with his manhood and position in life. You are a weird person and I say that with the utmost respect. :roll: :?
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Beardown wrote:
Not trying to joke. But I would imagine the reason girls look in pain when they run is cuz their boobs are flopping around and it probably hurts a little bit. And the arms flailing is cuz they are top heavy with the boobs so it's a way to keep balance. But Bryant doesn't have boobs. So I don't get it.


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