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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Drivers License Renewal

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 9:12 pm

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Probation up here is pretty funny. I'm glad it wasn't Illinois' bullshit legal system I have to report to.

My PO is chill as fuck. I'm low priority compared to some of these maniacs with criminal records in the oilfield.

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Drivers License Renewal

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 9:16 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

I even told my probation officer I use my parent's address for bills and important mail. He didn't care.

See... this? This is funny.

shouldn't encourage him, we already have denisdman running around trying to take the Sean Salisbury career clipboard holder position from WWN.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Drivers License Renewal

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 9:17 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

So, are you on a chain gang and shit?

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Drivers License Renewal

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 9:18 pm

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Hussra wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

I even told my probation officer I use my parent's address for bills and important mail. He didn't care.

See... this? This is funny.

shouldn't encourage him, we already have denisdman running around trying to take the Sean Salisbury career clipboard holder position from WWN.

So, honesty isn't the best policy?

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Drivers License Renewal

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 9:19 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

So, are you on a chain gang and shit?

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newper

Post subject: Re: Drivers License Renewal

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 9:20 pm

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I got it!!! I got the answer!!!!!!!!

This is great!! I'm posting it in one hour, and it is foolproof!\

Totally serious.

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Drivers License Renewal

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 9:20 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

So, are you on a chain gang and shit?

yeha, and how much was your bail? we're doing a survey. so far we have me and sini. and we both got out on personal i-bonds/ROR, no bail required.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Drivers License Renewal

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 9:24 pm

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Hussra wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

So, are you on a chain gang and shit?

yeha, and how much was your bail? we're doing a survey. so far we have me and sini. and we both got out on personal i-bonds/ROR, no bail required.

Charged after the fact. Cop drove me to the place I was staying while on days off from work. I think he felt sorry for me considering it was the morning of X-mas eve, and I would have been locked up for the holidays. Whole lot of DeKalb county bullshit for a year to get everything figured out after that. I think that's all I'm gonna say about it tonight.

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Drivers License Renewal

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 9:27 pm

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DeKalb? You rape a sheep or some shit.

Christmas in the slammer would've left you with a better story. Next time.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Drivers License Renewal

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 9:30 pm

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Hussra wrote:

DeKalb? You rape a sheep or some shit.

Christmas in the slammer would've left you with a better story. Next time.

Sure you can't really drive a mile w/o hitting a cornfield, but it's become way more suburban the last 10 years.

Plus gentrification of Cabrini green brought a whole lot of great additions to the area!!!

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IMU

Post subject: Re: Drivers License Renewal

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 9:32 pm

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Hussra wrote:

DeKalb? You rape a sheep or some shit.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Drivers License Renewal

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 9:33 pm

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Fuck, it wasn't Genoa or Kirkland guys.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Drivers License Renewal

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 9:34 pm

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Chus wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

Subtitled: How Brogue got his tit in a ringer so you don't have to. So....my license is due to expire soon . I haven't updated the address on it in several years and 3 addresses ago. Go into the facility and of course they ask at the desk if the info is still correct and since I didn't bring anything with my current address and to avoid complications I of course say yes. Go through the renewal process , sign the document where u verify all the info is correct and proceed to the camera to get the new pic taken. All is well and good until they call me up to get my new license. Apparently as of July 1 2016, a new policy has gone into effect where they issue you a temporary fucking license at the Secretary of State facility and they mail you your hard copy license to the address listed on file. I'm going to have to now go to a house I haven't lived in in 5 years , tell the people living there who the fuck I am and and explain to them they are going to get mail for me pretty soon and can they call me and I'll come get it when it arrives. All because I couldn't be bothered to bring what I needed to do this by the book. Honesty really is the best policy kids.

If only you were an illegal immigrant that murdered a bunch of kids. You would have gotten a free license, free shit and Nas defending you and attacking the dead kids for all eternity.

IF ONLY.

George Ryan isn't governor anymore.

I'm going to get my License to Kill renewed and pay you a visit.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Drivers License Renewal

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 9:35 pm

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Hussra wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

So, are you on a chain gang and shit?

yeha, and how much was your bail? we're doing a survey. so far we have me and sini. and we both got out on personal i-bonds/ROR, no bail required.

I got arrested in '95 for possession of cannabis (less than 2.5 grams) and possession of drug paraphernalia. $100 bail.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Drivers License Renewal

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 9:37 pm

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SomeGuy wrote:

Chus wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

If only you were an illegal immigrant that murdered a bunch of kids. You would have gotten a free license, free shit and Nas defending you and attacking the dead kids for all eternity.

IF ONLY.

George Ryan isn't governor anymore.

I'm going to get my License to Kill renewed and pay you a visit.

My License to Ill never expires.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Drivers License Renewal

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 9:38 pm

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Chus wrote:

Hussra wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

So, are you on a chain gang and shit?

yeha, and how much was your bail? we're doing a survey. so far we have me and sini. and we both got out on personal i-bonds/ROR, no bail required.

I got arrested in '95 for possession of cannabis (less than 2.5 grams) and possession of drug paraphernalia. $100 bail.

The penalties for non violent offenses have been laughable forever. Glad to see IL (Chicago) relaxing a little bit the last few years.

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Drivers License Renewal

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 9:39 pm

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IMU wrote:

Hussra wrote:

DeKalb? You rape a sheep or some shit.

that looks consensual. If JBills had movie-star game, he wouldn't have to sneak up on em.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Drivers License Renewal

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 9:40 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

Chus wrote:

Hussra wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

So, are you on a chain gang and shit?

yeha, and how much was your bail? we're doing a survey. so far we have me and sini. and we both got out on personal i-bonds/ROR, no bail required.

I got arrested in '95 for possession of cannabis (less than 2.5 grams) and possession of drug paraphernalia. $100 bail.

The penalties for non violent offenses have been laughable forever. Glad to see IL (Chicago) relaxing a little bit the last few years.

It was 21 years ago.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Drivers License Renewal

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 9:42 pm

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Hussra wrote:

IMU wrote:

Hussra wrote:

DeKalb? You rape a sheep or some shit.

that looks consensual. If JBills had movie-star game, he wouldn't have to sneak up on em.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Drivers License Renewal

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 9:46 pm

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I just renewed my wife's over the internet,it went smooth....just saying.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Drivers License Renewal

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 9:52 pm

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jimmypasta wrote:

I just renewed my wife's over the internet,it went smooth....just saying.

I think that's only available to non-degenerates, such as your missus.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Drivers License Renewal

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 9:54 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

jimmypasta wrote:

I just renewed my wife's over the internet,it went smooth....just saying.

I think that's only available to non-degenerates, such as your missus.

Whoaa,you don't know my wife, mister.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Drivers License Renewal

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 9:55 pm

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Chus wrote:

Hussra wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

So, are you on a chain gang and shit?

yeha, and how much was your bail? we're doing a survey. so far we have me and sini. and we both got out on personal i-bonds/ROR, no bail required.

I got arrested in '95 for possession of cannabis (less than 2.5 grams) and possession of drug paraphernalia. $100 bail.

Who committed the worst crime amongst all board members??

Light em like Christmas trees Chicagofanatics!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Drivers License Renewal

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 9:56 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

Chus wrote:

Hussra wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

So, are you on a chain gang and shit?

yeha, and how much was your bail? we're doing a survey. so far we have me and sini. and we both got out on personal i-bonds/ROR, no bail required.

I got arrested in '95 for possession of cannabis (less than 2.5 grams) and possession of drug paraphernalia. $100 bail.

Who committed the worst crime amongst all board members??

Light em like Christmas trees Chicagofanatics!!!!!!!!!!!

You mean who got caught? Because I'm pretty sure my dude someguy has killed a few people.

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Scooter

Post subject: Re: Drivers License Renewal

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 10:12 pm

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When I was 19 I went away on vacation for a few days and forgot my parakeet was gonna need some extra food and being single had no one check my place. Still a crime in my mind as I recall the stiff bird upon my return home. Still pissed at myself for that. Only thinking of myself like a selfish kid. Learned from it however. My children never went more than 24 hours

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Drivers License Renewal

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 10:13 pm

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You killed your pet? Another strike against the board's rising star of crap.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Drivers License Renewal

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 10:14 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

Chus wrote:

Hussra wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

So, are you on a chain gang and shit?

yeha, and how much was your bail? we're doing a survey. so far we have me and sini. and we both got out on personal i-bonds/ROR, no bail required.

I got arrested in '95 for possession of cannabis (less than 2.5 grams) and possession of drug paraphernalia. $100 bail.

Who committed the worst crime amongst all board members??

Light em like Christmas trees Chicagofanatics!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you have to get caught?

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Scooter

Post subject: Re: Drivers License Renewal

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 10:16 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

You killed your pet? Another strike against the board's rising star of crap.

Thanks shitball.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Drivers License Renewal

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 10:51 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

You killed your pet? Another strike against the board's rising star of crap.

My buddy's family went on vacation when we were young and forgot to feed their hamsters. When they got home, the hamsters were dead and had scratched each other's eye balls out and eaten them.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Drivers License Renewal

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 10:53 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

You killed your pet? Another strike against the board's rising star of crap.

My buddy's family went on vacation when we were young and forgot to feed their hamsters. When they got home, the hamsters were dead and had scratched each other's eye balls out and eaten them.

Thanks for the nightmare fuel. Holy shit.

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