Dignified Rube wrote:
Why do you have to use profanity? You're educated.
because seriously:
fuck the vikings!i've been fortunate enough to something like ~15-20 bears games over the last ~6 years, and even going all the way back to the season opener in champaign back in 2002: vikings fans are far and away the most ostentatiously-deplorable away-fans i've ever encountered in all of my times going to NFL games.
to give you an idea, last time i went i had 3 vikings fans behind me: some rather nondescript average looking dude sitting right in between two big blubbery heifers wearing vikings swag that you could kindly call "clown gear" (one chick had a giant jester/juggalo vikings hat with bells on the end of all the tips; literally "clown gear" =) AHEM! during a game i'm not especially loud or demonstrative or anything.... i'm typically the guy with one earmuff headphone on so i can have bears radio on to pick up news about injuries and whatever that i'll pass on to the people around me (that is if we've established a rapport already, i don't go and start imposing myself on people i'm not already colloquial with) so TLDR = i'm just an average pretty solid loner of a bears fan who 9/10 times ends up stubhubbing himself into rows of ppl with season tickets who are some "real bears fans" so since we're all there for the game > getting drunk/fucked-up we have a gay ol time like 90% of the time it works all the time, you know?
yet despite that, for whatever reason right b4 halftime the vikings doofus behind me decided to "accidentally spill his beer" right on my back. when i turned around with the obligatory wtf?! the dude was mean mugging me and i'm like "dude you just dumped a whole beer on my back" and the guy was like "so? what are you going to do about it?" so i snapped a nice little picture of him and his heifers as he continued his meanmugging 100% nonstop bullshit like "i'm going to stare you down until you look away cuz YOU'RE A TOTAL BITCH" i figured out that he was actually trying to IMPRESS THESE NASTY HEIFER CHICKS like "lol watch i'm gonna dump a beer on this bears fan and get him to freak out on me so he's kicked out of the game"
instead of doing that i found some cool as hell security guy and told him exactly what the situation was (and hey that picture sure came in handy!) so when i came back from my 2nd trip down to the concourse (cuz go figure i needed a lot of napkins and water and stuff as i didn't want to wreak of beer for the rest of the day) and he was mean-mugging me, you shoulda seen the look on his face when 2-3 big black security guards popped up right in front of us (row 1 of the upper deck right by the stairs) and started surveying the scene and even tho i did request that they didnt necessarily get up in his face (cuz i didnt wanna make it worse for me in the immediate future, you know, like they move on to dumping a whole plate of hot nachos on my head or something) they eventually motioned at him like tapping their eyes and pointing at him so he was as nice as pie for the rest of the game.
and ordinarily i hate to be that way, but clearly this dude was on some kind of a quest to show off how badass he was and when some dude you didn't even really pay attention to for the whole first half just up and dumps a beer down your back and is like "yeah i did.... so what are you gonna do about it?" yeap, indeed,
FUCK THE VIKINGS!_________________
Curious Hair wrote:
Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?
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