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TurdFerguson

Post subject: Asparagus water and Whole Foods

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 5:08 pm

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Asparagus water and Whole Foods

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 7:53 am

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What's wrong with people?

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Asparagus water and Whole Foods

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 8:00 am

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The DB are the buyers.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Asparagus water and Whole Foods

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 8:00 am

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this is an old story and was DEBUNKED

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Asparagus water and Whole Foods

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 8:01 am

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Bagels wrote:

this is an old story and was DEBUNKED

I hope someone debunks you.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Asparagus water and Whole Foods

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 8:02 am

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when is something bunked ? It's only debunked

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Asparagus water and Whole Foods

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 8:04 am

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Bagels wrote:

when is something bunked ? It's only debunked

What about being whelmed? I've only been over/underwhelmed.

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TurdFerguson

Post subject: Re: Asparagus water and Whole Foods

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 8:06 am

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Bagels wrote:

this is an old story and was DEBUNKED

Bunked!!!!!

http://www.snopes.com/whole-foods-asparagus-water/

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Asparagus water and Whole Foods

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 8:13 am

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TurdFerguson wrote:

Bagels wrote:

this is an old story and was DEBUNKED

Bunked!!!!!

http://www.snopes.com/whole-foods-asparagus-water/

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We looked into this right away and found that this item was being carried in just one of our stores in California. It was meant to be water with the essence of vegetables and/or mushrooms to be used as broth (similar to a bone broth), which are typically made over a long period of time soaking in water. The product was made incorrectly and has since been removed from the one store where it was carried

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TurdFerguson

Post subject: Re: Asparagus water and Whole Foods

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 8:39 am

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Not sure your point. The project existed in one whole foods store so it did in fact exist. The fact that it was mocked and didn't sell was the reason it was "made incorrectly".

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Asparagus water and Whole Foods

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 8:57 am

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my point is it wasn't some widespread thing where all stores were carrying it

it was one store and it wasn't supposed to be sold as some rehydrating drink, it was supposed to be broth

so while the product as intended may still be dumb, it's not like it was some vast conspiracy

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Phil McCracken

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Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 4:40 pm

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Bagels wrote:

Not for nothing but Asparagus Broth sounds like the worse base for a soup ever.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Asparagus water and Whole Foods

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 5:50 pm

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TIL Bagels is a Whole Foods employee or investor.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Asparagus water and Whole Foods

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 7:02 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

TIL Bagels is a Whole Foods employee or investor.

Certified cheese monger.

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Asparagus water and Whole Foods

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 7:23 pm

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is this a fake product placement? people mock up phony items and then sneak them onto shelves in actual retail outlets. hilarity ensues. or at least many imgur impressions.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Asparagus water and Whole Foods

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 7:56 pm

100000 CLUB

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I am drinking some hop water right now.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Asparagus water and Whole Foods

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 11:33 pm

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Im drinking pot water right now

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Asparagus water and Whole Foods

Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2016 12:49 am

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IkeSouth wrote:

Im drinking pot water right now

Bong water?

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Asparagus water and Whole Foods

Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2016 12:55 am

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Bagels wrote:

I'm sorry your invention hasn't been well-received.

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