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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Coca Cola and Walmart

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 9:43 am

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Nas wrote:

I'm not sure why anyone drinks pop outside of putting it in alcohol. The only thing it does is make you thirsty.

This guy gets it. What grown man is drinking pop as a standalone beverage?

Some meals just need a pop to go with it. If I'm eating pizza, I don't want an iced tea or water.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Coca Cola and Walmart

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 9:44 am

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Bagels wrote:

Nas wrote:

I'm not sure why anyone drinks pop outside of putting it in alcohol. The only thing it does is make you thirsty.

i don't even put it in alcohol either. Club soda baby

Pussies. Drink that shit straight.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Coca Cola and Walmart

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 9:45 am

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Nas wrote:

I'm not sure why anyone drinks pop outside of putting it in alcohol. The only thing it does is make you thirsty.

This guy gets it. What grown man is drinking pop as a standalone beverage?

Some meals just need a pop to go with it. If I'm eating pizza, I don't want an iced tea or water.

Beer or Red Wine for pizza, man.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Coca Cola and Walmart

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 9:48 am

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Douchebag wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Nas wrote:

I'm not sure why anyone drinks pop outside of putting it in alcohol. The only thing it does is make you thirsty.

This guy gets it. What grown man is drinking pop as a standalone beverage?

Some meals just need a pop to go with it. If I'm eating pizza, I don't want an iced tea or water.

Beer or Red Wine for pizza, man.

I don't want to drink alcohol with every meal.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Coca Cola and Walmart

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 9:48 am

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Of course you don't want to Hank, but you do.

If I am at home, I still drink milk with most meals that are not steak. Call me 12, I don't care.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Coca Cola and Walmart

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 9:50 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Of course you don't want to Hank, but you do.

If I am at home, I still drink milk with most meals that are not steak. Call me 12, I don't care.

Nothing wrong with that. A nice glass of cold milk is right on with me. Not for spaghetti or tacos but with a pot roast or something...

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IMU

Post subject: Re: Coca Cola and Walmart

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 9:52 am

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Douchebag wrote:

Nas wrote:

I'm not sure why anyone drinks pop outside of putting it in alcohol. The only thing it does is make you thirsty.

This guy gets it. What grown man is drinking pop as a standalone beverage?

What do you have when you go out for lunch and don't drink? Just a water?

On weeknights when I'm home and also not drinking, I'll have some root beer or a cherry pepsi.

I didn't realize pop was a children's drink.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Coca Cola and Walmart

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 9:54 am

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IMU wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Nas wrote:

I'm not sure why anyone drinks pop outside of putting it in alcohol. The only thing it does is make you thirsty.

This guy gets it. What grown man is drinking pop as a standalone beverage?

It isn't. DB is just a raging alcoholic.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Coca Cola and Walmart

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 9:55 am

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

IMU wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Nas wrote:

I'm not sure why anyone drinks pop outside of putting it in alcohol. The only thing it does is make you thirsty.

This guy gets it. What grown man is drinking pop as a standalone beverage?

It isn't. DB is just a raging alcoholic.

Whoa, whoa, whoa chief. Alcoholics go to meetings.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Coca Cola and Walmart

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 9:55 am

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Coca Cola and Walmart

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 9:58 am

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IMU wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Nas wrote:

I'm not sure why anyone drinks pop outside of putting it in alcohol. The only thing it does is make you thirsty.

This guy gets it. What grown man is drinking pop as a standalone beverage?

If I'm not drinking alcohol then I'm definitely drinking water.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Coca Cola and Walmart

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 9:59 am

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IMU wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Nas wrote:

I'm not sure why anyone drinks pop outside of putting it in alcohol. The only thing it does is make you thirsty.

This guy gets it. What grown man is drinking pop as a standalone beverage?

What's next? Are you going to tell me Six Flags is for all ages?

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IMU

Post subject: Re: Coca Cola and Walmart

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 9:59 am

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I LOVE water but I'm not drinking it with most meals. I need a beer or a pop or milk or something with meals.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Coca Cola and Walmart

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 10:01 am

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Chus wrote:

Bagels wrote:

Nas wrote:

I'm not sure why anyone drinks pop outside of putting it in alcohol. The only thing it does is make you thirsty.

i don't even put it in alcohol either. Club soda baby

Pussies. Drink that shit straight.

i'm talking about clear liquor. i don't drink vodka or gin straight. whiskey or cognac, sure

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Coca Cola and Walmart

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 10:05 am

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Bagels wrote:

i don't drink vodka straight.

That's a good call. It's better with a big chunk of ice.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Coca Cola and Walmart

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 10:11 am

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Bagels wrote:

i don't drink vodka straight.

That's a good call. It's better with a big chunk of ice.

and a couple of blue cheese olives.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Coca Cola and Walmart

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 10:11 am

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Bagels wrote:

i don't drink vodka straight.

That's a good call. It's better with a big chunk of ice.

Ice ball works great. Ice just waters it down.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Coca Cola and Walmart

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 10:13 am

Nas wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Bagels wrote:

i don't drink vodka straight.

That's a good call. It's better with a big chunk of ice.

Ice ball works great. Ice just waters it down.

Watering it down a bit doesn't hurt. Nobody's trying to get drunk here with a big glass of vodka.

I just hate when they throw some lime or lemon in it. Ruins the whole drink. But, if you tell the server you don't want it, they really give you the hard stare.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Coca Cola and Walmart

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 10:21 am

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

But, if you tell the server you don't want it, they really give you the hard stare.

I ordered my go-to cocktail- Johnnie Black Rob Roy rocks, no fruit- the other day and it came without the rocks. These snooty "mixologists" are getting to be like chefs who refuse to cook a steak well done.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Coca Cola and Walmart

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 10:24 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

But, if you tell the server you don't want it, they really give you the hard stare.

Why would you ruin a perfectly good glass of JW Black by adding vermouth? Throw Red in there if you're mixing.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Coca Cola and Walmart

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 10:31 am

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Nas wrote:

I'm not sure why anyone drinks pop outside of putting it in alcohol. The only thing it does is make you thirsty.

This guy gets it. What grown man is drinking pop as a standalone beverage?

Some meals just need a pop to go with it. If I'm eating pizza, I don't want an iced tea or water.

Chips with any kind of dip, popcorn, peanuts...these all demand accompaniment with soda

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Coca Cola and Walmart

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 10:32 am

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

But, if you tell the server you don't want it, they really give you the hard stare.

Why would you ruin a perfectly good glass of JW Black by adding vermouth? Throw Red in there if you're mixing.

JW Black is awful.

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Baby McNown

Post subject: Re: Coca Cola and Walmart

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 10:38 am

Douchebag wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

But, if you tell the server you don't want it, they really give you the hard stare.

Why would you ruin a perfectly good glass of JW Black by adding vermouth? Throw Red in there if you're mixing.

JW Black is awful.

Correction. Blended Scotch is awful.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Coca Cola and Walmart

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 10:40 am

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Douchebag wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

But, if you tell the server you don't want it, they really give you the hard stare.

Why would you ruin a perfectly good glass of JW Black by adding vermouth? Throw Red in there if you're mixing.

JW Black is awful.

No. Although I prefer Double Black.

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: Coca Cola and Walmart

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 10:44 am

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good dolphin wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Nas wrote:

I'm not sure why anyone drinks pop outside of putting it in alcohol. The only thing it does is make you thirsty.

This guy gets it. What grown man is drinking pop as a standalone beverage?

Some meals just need a pop to go with it. If I'm eating pizza, I don't want an iced tea or water.

Chips with any kind of dip, popcorn, peanuts...these all demand accompaniment with soda

Or a juice box, Sunny Delight or purple Gatorade...if you're 10.

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Baby McNown

Post subject: Re: Coca Cola and Walmart

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 10:45 am

Regular Reader wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Nas wrote:

I'm not sure why anyone drinks pop outside of putting it in alcohol. The only thing it does is make you thirsty.

This guy gets it. What grown man is drinking pop as a standalone beverage?

Some meals just need a pop to go with it. If I'm eating pizza, I don't want an iced tea or water.

Chips with any kind of dip, popcorn, peanuts...these all demand accompaniment with soda

Or a juice box, Sunny Delight or purple Gatorade...if you're 10.

You knocking the rebirth of Ecto Cooler?

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Rod

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Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 10:48 am

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Baby McNown wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

But, if you tell the server you don't want it, they really give you the hard stare.

Why would you ruin a perfectly good glass of JW Black by adding vermouth? Throw Red in there if you're mixing.

JW Black is awful.

Correction. Blended Scotch is awful.

I'm not gonna pour soda over 18 year old The Macallan or mix Glenlivet Nadurra 16 in a cocktail. But to answer Hank's question, Black is usually as rotgut as I go.

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Post subject: Re: Coca Cola and Walmart

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 10:55 am

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Baby McNown wrote:

Regular Reader wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Nas wrote:

I'm not sure why anyone drinks pop outside of putting it in alcohol. The only thing it does is make you thirsty.

This guy gets it. What grown man is drinking pop as a standalone beverage?

Some meals just need a pop to go with it. If I'm eating pizza, I don't want an iced tea or water.

Chips with any kind of dip, popcorn, peanuts...these all demand accompaniment with soda

Or a juice box, Sunny Delight or purple Gatorade...if you're 10.

You knocking the regutgitation of Ecto Cooler?

Fixed

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IMU

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chefs who refuse to cook a steak well done.

They are the real heroes.

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Hank Scorpio

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