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No pop or coffee. Bought Starbucks one day when I was really tired and my heart was racing to the point I considered going to the ER. Bought a Red Bull after pulling an all nighter and not only did my heart race but it also made my teeth feel weird.


That was cocaine. Stop rubbing it on your gums.

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No pop or coffee. Bought Starbucks one day when I was really tired and my heart was racing to the point I considered going to the ER. Bought a Red Bull after pulling an all nighter and not only did my heart race but it also made my teeth feel weird.


That was cocaine. Stop rubbing it on your gums.


If cocaine makes you feel like that I'm not sure why anyone uses it

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Nobody's trying to get drunk here with a big glass of vodka.
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I try to get drunk using many smaller glasses.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 4:34 pm 
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
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Nobody's trying to get drunk here with a big glass of vodka.
First time you have ever said or typed this, correct?


I try to get drunk using many smaller glasses.


I don't pour a lot into my glass but by the end of the night most of the bottle is gone.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 4:51 pm 
I need to quit the pop thing. I'm way fatter than I should be with a physical job. The insane amount of pop consumed is probably the reason.


Side note: Chas bringing the funny.


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I need to quit the pop thing. I'm way fatter than I should be with a physical job. The insane amount of pop consumed is probably the reason.


Side note: Chas bringing the funny.

At least someone is noticing

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 5:00 pm 
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a few months after 9/11 I tried to convince a friend of mine to dress up as one of the towers for halloween and I was gonna go as a plane and all night long I would just knock her over. She declined, too soon or some shit like that.


A few months? Like December?

I'm with her. Probably sends a different message at Xmas 2001 parties.


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A San Antonio, Texas mattress store will be closed "indefinitely" after a commercial it posted on social media promoting a "Twin Tower sale" days before the 15th anniversary of 9/11 ignited a firestorm of criticism.

"We will be silent through the 9/11 Anniversary to avoid any further distractions from a day of recognition and remembrance for the victims and their families," the owner of Miracle Mattress, Mike Bonanno, said in a statement posted on the store's Facebook page on Friday.

Employees of the store had also received several death threats after the 20-second spot was released.

The offending ad for Miracle Mattress starts with San Antonio branch store manager Cherise Bonanno -- Mike Bonanno's daughter -- asking "What better way to remember 9/11 than with a Twin Tower sale?” and ends with two employees falling backwards onto two piles of mattresses with an American flag in between them.

Cherise Bonanno gasps in horror as her coworkers and the mattresses topple over. She then turns to the camera and says: "We'll never forget."

Cherise Bonanno told San Antonio's NBC affiliate the ad was a mistake.

"We are not hate, we are love. We are somebody that stands out. We're Miracle Mattress, we make miracles happen. For our lives to be in danger, that's no what we ever wanted," she said.

Mike Bonanno claimed the video was made without his knowledge. He told the San Antonio station WOAI that they would donate 30 percent of its sales over weekend to the 9/11 Foundation before deciding to indefinitely shutter the store.

"Our intentions were not to hurt anyone at all,” he said in a statement. "Our staff is full of military and some relatives have passed away due to 9/11. We are promoters of peace and love. We have given abundantly to our community here in San Antonio and wish to remain known as a company who respects and loves others. We hope you find it in your hearts to forgive us. Please accept our apology."

However, their apology was not well-received.

"How utterly disgusting! Apology NOT accepted! I hope you go out of business. How any one could think this was funny is beyond me. There is no excuse for this! We will never forget that horrible day! The pain of that day and the loss of loved ones will always be with us . How sick !!!" one Facebook user wrote on the store's page.

"Too bad you can't apologize to the men and woman that died on 9/11," wrote another.

"When you say you are sorry that we offended you... You aren't actually apologizing for the act. You're apologizing because we somehow took it the wrong way," another added. "There is no other way to take this than as exploitive (sic), as disgusting, as profiteering on a national tragedy. A tragedy, may I remind you, that not only affected Americans but the entire world. A tragedy that changed our way of viewing the world permanently."


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Nas wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Nas wrote:
No pop or coffee. Bought Starbucks one day when I was really tired and my heart was racing to the point I considered going to the ER. Bought a Red Bull after pulling an all nighter and not only did my heart race but it also made my teeth feel weird.


That was cocaine. Stop rubbing it on your gums.


If cocaine makes you feel like that I'm not sure why anyone uses it


Rubbing a little ya-yo on your gums doesn't make them feel weird, it makes them feel awesome.

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Nas wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Nobody's trying to get drunk here with a big glass of vodka.
First time you have ever said or typed this, correct?


I try to get drunk using many smaller glasses.


I don't pour a lot into my glass but by the end of the night most of the bottle is gone.


Same here. I pour about one finger's worth in the glass. Refill as necessary.

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Chus wrote:
Nas wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Nobody's trying to get drunk here with a big glass of vodka.
First time you have ever said or typed this, correct?


I try to get drunk using many smaller glasses.


I don't pour a lot into my glass but by the end of the night most of the bottle is gone.


Same here. I pour about one finger's worth in the glass. Refill as necessary.


Yep! It's always necessary

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Chus wrote:
Nas wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Nobody's trying to get drunk here with a big glass of vodka.
First time you have ever said or typed this, correct?


I try to get drunk using many smaller glasses.


I don't pour a lot into my glass but by the end of the night most of the bottle is gone.


Same here. I pour about one finger's worth in the glass. Refill as necessary.


I do as well.

One finger vertically.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I do as well.

One finger vertically.


That's what I thought people meant til a few years ago. :oops:


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shakes wrote:
a few months after 9/11 I tried to convince a friend of mine to dress up as one of the towers for halloween and I was gonna go as a plane and all night long I would just knock her over. She declined, too soon or some shit like that.

Did. Not. Happen.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Chus wrote:
Nas wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Nobody's trying to get drunk here with a big glass of vodka.
First time you have ever said or typed this, correct?


I try to get drunk using many smaller glasses.


I don't pour a lot into my glass but by the end of the night most of the bottle is gone.


Same here. I pour about one finger's worth in the glass. Refill as necessary.


I do as well.

One finger vertically.


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Chus wrote:
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One finger vertically.


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That dude is getting drunk.

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They should have gone all the way and had a Bush character knock down the mattress towers


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2016 12:54 pm 
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Chus wrote:
Nas wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Nobody's trying to get drunk here with a big glass of vodka.
First time you have ever said or typed this, correct?


I try to get drunk using many smaller glasses.


I don't pour a lot into my glass but by the end of the night most of the bottle is gone.


Same here. I pour about one finger's worth in the glass. Refill as necessary.


I do as well.

One finger vertically.

I tried this last night at a wedding. The bartender was not being cooperative with the "one finger" rule. Though I did not argue when my Stoli and tonic was just a big glass of Stoli.


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