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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 2:56 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

IMU wrote:

Are you one of those douchebags that takes those on the street and pisses off everyone around you?

He said it was a bike not a hatchback.

I'm not sure what's funnier. Brogue's post or a guy bitching about someone stealing .80 cents worth of gas.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 3:00 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

I'm not sure what's funnier.

MANY are unsurprised.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 3:01 pm

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chaspoppcap wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

Chas: Are you sure you didn't just forget to go to the gas station recently?

Nope just filled up Friday after my riding

edit: gas cap was laying on ground next to bike

How much gas was stolen?

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 3:02 pm

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To avoid this in the future just put the bike in your backpack when you go inside.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 3:03 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

IMU wrote:

Are you one of those douchebags that takes those on the street and pisses off everyone around you?

He said it was a bike not a hatchback.

I'm not sure what's funnier. Brogue's post or a guy bitching about someone stealing .80 cents worth of gas.

so stealing is ok if it's a small amount ? got it

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TurdFerguson

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 3:10 pm

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Could the cap have fallen off and the tank have evaporated? Does seem like a lot of effort to steal less thank a gallon of gas.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 3:12 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

I'm not sure what's funnier.

MANY are unsurprised.

Our other little ray of sunshine stopping by. :lol:

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 3:14 pm

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Bagels wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

IMU wrote:

Are you one of those douchebags that takes those on the street and pisses off everyone around you?

He said it was a bike not a hatchback.

I'm not sure what's funnier. Brogue's post or a guy bitching about someone stealing .80 cents worth of gas.

so stealing is ok if it's a small amount ? got it

I'm convinced.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 3:16 pm

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TurdFerguson wrote:

Could the cap have fallen off and the tank have evaporated? Does seem like a lot of effort to steal less thank a gallon of gas.

It is hard to find $2.30.

Chas who do you think stole it?

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 3:19 pm

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you don't have to answer that, chas.

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chaspoppcap

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 3:23 pm

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There are a few hillbillys I think would do it. It was a gallon of gas plus the pint of oil. So I just hope the fuckers car is wreaked.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 3:23 pm

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 3:24 pm

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Hussra wrote:

you don't have to answer that, chas.

We're trying to solve a crime.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 3:25 pm

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Having lived in FL this theft is totally plausible.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 3:30 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

Having lived in FL this theft is totally plausible.

Well, then some "hillbilly" has his hood up in the parking lot at Del Boca Vista.

Should be an easy caper to solve this caper.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 3:31 pm

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chaspoppcap wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

Chas: Are you sure you didn't just forget to go to the gas station recently?

Nope just filled up Friday after my riding

edit: gas cap was laying on ground next to bike

The wild animals where my son lives ate through his wiring on his new Fusion. The damage was 3-5000,I forgot exactly. Insurance covered it, but that sucked.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 3:41 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

Having lived in FL this theft is totally plausible.

Last time I was in Florida

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chaspoppcap

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 3:46 pm

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Where the black people? Shouldn't they be holding towels and serving drinks?

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 3:46 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

Don Tiny wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

I'm not sure what's funnier.

MANY are unsurprised.

Our other little ray of sunshine stopping by. :lol:

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 3:48 pm

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chaspoppcap wrote:

Where the black people? Shouldn't they be holding towels and serving drinks?

I was bringing Ivanka Drago a drunk and a towel.

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 4:33 pm

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what beach is that? Looks west/gulf coast-ish. Clearwater? making me jones for some beach time in FLA.

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IMU

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 4:36 pm

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Hussra wrote:

what beach is that? Looks west/gulf coast-ish. Clearwater? making me jones for some beach time in FLA.

I'm guessing St Augustine based on the shit quality of the women. Greater Jacksonville area at least.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 4:52 pm

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Hussra wrote:

what beach is that? Looks west/gulf coast-ish. Clearwater? making me jones for some beach time in FLA.

South Beach

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IMU

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 4:58 pm

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Someone needs to take some talent to South Beach. They seem to be devoid.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Moron jerks in my building

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 5:14 pm

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IMU wrote:

Someone needs to take some talent to South Beach. They seem to be devoid.

It was late April. There was some talent but since I brought sand to the beach and couldn't take photos of it.

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