great. cubs have an extensive history of coming through in the clutch

Past history has no effect on current team.

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cub are 24th in batting average with runners in scoring position. we're going to lose because of that.

They aren't going to lose.

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You won the title. Plan the parade today.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Yep.

Playoffs don't really count.

The reguar season is so long that it guves you a better idea as to who the true champion is.

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Cubs World Series Champions.

Looting and rioting nationwide.

Joe Maddon elected President of these United States.

Reinsdorf relocates himself and the White Sox to Montreal.

All the children of Johnny 'Red' Kerr will be buried on Thursday.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Yep. They're in trouble unless they get absolute lights out pitching.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

The Mets are going to get in because of their schedule and then win the Wild Card game with Syndergaard.

You think, hey, no Harvey, Degrom or Matz and Syndergaard can't go until Game 3. We can beat these guys!

Mets in 4.

Fuck this team.

Some of you are hyperventilating.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Sad to see a man lose his faith.

R E L A X

The team is going to coast for the next 2 weeks and everyone is going to freak out and then they are going to come out like their ass is on fire and stick it up everyone's giggy. The NL needs to take a page out of Bobby Knight's advice column and just lay back and enjoy it.

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Ya, this team gives off a gutless vibe. There has been scant adversity this year.

One bad twist and Merlot Joe is lurking in the shadows.

An adversity will be solved by batting the pitcher 8th.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

This.

Let's hope Maddon and the boys persevere and get it done.

Agreed - if no WS appearance at minimum then they will have choked once again.

This.

Yes what a pile of shit they are. What the fuck is wrong with you people? For Chrissakes get a clue. They will whip ass once again when time comes to do so. Jesus.

So Mets or Giants.

Both scare me. Remember we are talking the Cubs here...

The current Cubs dynasty has never failed to make it to at least the NLCS.

We're fine.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

I am confident they win a championship soon. Hopefully it's this year.

The set up guys worry me however. Strop is rusty and Rondon has been getting lit up since returning from the DL. And Edwards is a total wild card and I don't trust Grimm.

Strop needs to wear his hat properly..Rondon is fine..Edwards is good...Grimm sucks. Next

Cubs make the WS. Maddon allows the veterans to make the rookies dress up like the kids from Bad News Bears. One player is dressed as a girl. Julie DiCaro hijacks small plane and crashes it into game one killing most of the Cubs on the field. World Series is canc eled.

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This is a classic.

Strop can wear his hat however he wants as long as he doesn't get rocked. I fear the long ball against him.

Rodon is prone to giving up hard contact.

Chapman better get ready - and hopefully the starters give him the opportunity to dominate.

I'm tired of hearing old white men bitch about Strop's hat. My uncle (cards fan and ex-umpire) claims that he should be ejected due to not wearing a proper uniform? White dudes hate Strop.

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You calling me old son? I will fuck up your plow farm boy.

Yea who gives a shit. Just win baby.

Yes.

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Is it a Massey Ferguson or a Oliver? Get me some hydraulic fluid stat.