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Big Chicagoan

Post subject: Brangelina

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 10:23 am

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Jolie files for divorce. Says Pitt is an angry drug addict.

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Chris_in_joliet

Post subject: Re: Brangelina

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 10:33 am

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I haven't found her hot since Mr and Mrs Smith.

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chaspoppcap

Post subject: Re: Brangelina

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 10:39 am

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I never really found hr that attractive. I guess Brad got tired of being a nanny to all her third world kids.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Brangelina

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 10:41 am

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Chris_in_joliet wrote:

I haven't found her hot since Mr and Mrs Smith.

I haven't ever found her hot.

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ToxicMasculinity

Post subject: Re: Brangelina

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 10:41 am

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chaspoppcap wrote:

I never really found hr that attractive. I guess Brad got tired of being a nanny to all her third world kids.

I wouldn't want to go through the teen years of the model UN either.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Brangelina

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 10:42 am

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Chris_in_joliet wrote:

I haven't found her hot since Mr and Mrs Smith.

I haven't ever found her hot.

Hackers. That's it.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Brangelina

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 10:42 am

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ToxicMasculinity wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

I never really found hr that attractive. I guess Brad got tired of being a nanny to all her third world kids.

I wouldn't want to go through the teen years of the model UN either.

It worked out well for Woody Allen.

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formerlyknownas

Post subject: Re: Brangelina

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 10:43 am

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chaspoppcap wrote:

I never really found hr that attractive. I guess Brad got tired of being a nanny to all her third world kids.

She was hot in Gia but the other woman, the one from Lost, was way hotter.

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Brangelina

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 10:45 am

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Big Chicagoan wrote:

Jolie files for divorce. Says Pitt is an angry drug addict.

good on Angelina for not giving Pitt the business for being gay. very progressive.

Pitt in Thelma and Louise > Angelina Jolie in anything:

Last edited by Hussra on Tue Sep 20, 2016 10:51 am, edited 2 times in total.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Brangelina

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 10:47 am

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badrogue17 wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

Chris_in_joliet wrote:

I haven't found her hot since Mr and Mrs Smith.

I haven't ever found her hot.

Hackers. That's it.

Hmm.

I'll have to check it out.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Brangelina

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 10:48 am

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They seemed like such a nice and caring couple based on all the times they showed how great of people they were to the press so it would end up in magazines.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Brangelina

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 10:49 am

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2000-2005 Angelina Jolie had top notch tits.

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ToxicMasculinity

Post subject: Re: Brangelina

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 10:50 am

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Hmm.

I'll have to check it out.

Bad movie and unhot Jolie. Save yourself the trouble.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Brangelina

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 10:52 am

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Jbi11s wrote:

2000-2005 Angelina Jolie had top notch tits.

2005.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Brangelina

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 11:28 am

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2005 was the tits.

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DannyB

Post subject: Re: Brangelina

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 11:57 am

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He's moving up in the world with the beauteous Marion Cotillard.

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Brangelina

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 1:25 pm

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Reese Witherspoon-ish:

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: Brangelina

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 1:35 pm

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Hussra wrote:

Reese Witherspoon-ish:

Loved her in The Dark Knight Rises.

I didn't realize Jolie had both breasts removed in a pre-emptive mastectomy.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: Brangelina

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 8:18 pm

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Sorry.

Alright. Everybody find the hottest picture of Angelina Jolie. Go!!!!!

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Brangelina

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 8:21 pm

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Angelina seems weathly enough for me. Id do her

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Brangelina

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 8:24 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

Chris_in_joliet wrote:

I haven't found her hot since Mr and Mrs Smith.

I haven't ever found her hot.

Hackers. That's it.

Eww... she may as well have been a dude in Hackers.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Brangelina

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 8:24 pm

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Hussra wrote:

Reese Witherspoon-ish:

Who is that?

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Matches Malone

Post subject: Re: Brangelina

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 8:26 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Hussra wrote:

Reese Witherspoon-ish:

Who is that?

Edith Piaf.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Brangelina

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 8:30 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

Chris_in_joliet wrote:

I haven't found her hot since Mr and Mrs Smith.

I haven't ever found her hot.

Hackers. That's it.

Eww... she may as well have been a dude in Hackers.

I just looked this up.

Leash is right.

Not hot.

Jolie.

Not leash.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Brangelina

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 8:34 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

Chris_in_joliet wrote:

I haven't found her hot since Mr and Mrs Smith.

I haven't ever found her hot.

Hackers. That's it.

Eww... she may as well have been a dude in Hackers.

I just looked this up.

Leash is right.

Not hot.

Jolie.

Not leash.

I'm definitely not hot, either.

That was a great movie... but when she finally fucks the dude at the end, I wondered if we would see her cock.

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Matches Malone

Post subject: Re: Brangelina

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 8:37 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

Chris_in_joliet wrote:

I haven't found her hot since Mr and Mrs Smith.

I haven't ever found her hot.

Hackers. That's it.

Eww... she may as well have been a dude in Hackers.

I just looked this up.

Leash is right.

Not hot.

Jolie.

Not leash.

I'm definitely not hot, either.

That was a great movie... but when she finally fucks the dude at the end, I wondered if we would see her cock.

Wondered or hoped?

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Brangelina

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 8:39 pm

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Matches Malone wrote:

Wondered or hoped?

A girl has to be realistic.

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ToxicMasculinity

Post subject: Re: Brangelina

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 8:43 pm

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Sounds like Brad got tired of her making every decision a d crusading in shit holes like Syria. I guess he wanted to raise the kids normally too. Well as normal as a bunch of random assortment of foreign celebrity children can be.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-n ... er-8878510

Good on Brad for dumping her tired ass. He can embrace the DiCaprio pussy possie life plan

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Matches Malone

Post subject: Re: Brangelina

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 8:53 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Matches Malone wrote:

Wondered or hoped?

A girl has to be realistic.

Knowing one's limitations. It's a lost art.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Brangelina

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 10:00 pm

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yea def not hot

god you guys are faggets

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