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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:40 pm 
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All of this reminds me of a few jokes I just heard at the rally this weekend. Anyone wanna hear 'em?


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:53 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:10 pm 
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These are complimentary whenever one makes a trade with you in our baseball league, right?

BTW, I saw that Danny Duffy got picked up via the free agent list au gratis... WTF HAPPENED?!?!! DANNY DUFFY WAS THE FUTURE, MANNNNNN

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:12 pm 
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The strikeouts were good but I he was killing my ERA every week. Kid has a lot of potential. Unfortunately I can't wait until next year.

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Interesting...

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 4:40 pm 
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Hey, what happened to ASFB & CGS? They both have not posted lately,I think.

Have they run off together?

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I wonder who HOVA wanted to trade me Danny Duffy for. Probably DD+Jose Tabata for Stephen Strasburg with the rationale that once you combine Tabata's underrated 4.5 tools with a future stud like DD, you'd have way more of a sure thing as opposed to waiting out a risky return from TJ surgery with Strasburg.

Hell, I think last year I got offered something like Yu Darvish + Ryan Howard and Prospects XYZ for Trout and Strasburg =D

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Rationale: The recent, and ever growing "pussification" of the board.
I don't want my girlfriend peeking over my shoulder, and thinking that I have joined the Promise Keepers.
I'm also wondering if the "B" part of CSFMB should be permanently changed to Bath-house

Good Luck to all!!


That's the way to go KS, solid, rack em, but I'm sure your mults will keep us glued to the screen. And now that TM is gone can we cut down on some the self-serving wankery that has run rampant here. When I joined some of you clowns actually had some balls. Shit, I'm actually starting to respect Stu, the guy at least sticks to his guns.


Forgot what a dickhead Rocks and Blows was.

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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 9:19 pm 
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What happened to Chas?

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What happened to Chas?

Check with the Muslims.

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What happened to Chas?


I am here,just been too not into posting .Been busy. Blackhawks playoffs,Cubs Baseball. Trying to read Game of Thrones books. Basically just tired of some ofthe stupidity around here and the constant shit being thrown at me.

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What happened to Chas?

Check with the Muslims.


Don't you mean moslems?

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Obama personally shut off his internet access.

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Basically just tired of some ofthe stupidity around here and the constant shit being thrown at me.

Man, shut your pussy ass up with that bullshit. You bring 100% of it on yourself.


I agree mostly. I bring most but not all of it man. Just like you do not s\deserve a lot of the shit people mess with you about.

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Rationale: He got sick and tired of people bringing up his wealth instead of him bringing up his wealth.

:lol: :lol:

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Dennis will be back.

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He's done this a few times. People who are leaving don't change their boardclothes to "Location: I'm Leaving" and "Favorite Pizza: Quittheboardino's." They just go.

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These are complimentary whenever one makes a trade with you in our baseball league, right?

BTW, I saw that Danny Duffy got picked up via the free agent list au gratis... WTF HAPPENED?!?!! DANNY DUFFY WAS THE FUTURE, MANNNNNN


I'm going to order one of these in XXXXXL and send it to Julie. Is there an insider who can Periscope the reveal.

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Dennis will be back.


My sources are not hearing the same thing.

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Dennis will be back.


My sources are not hearing the same thing.


when did he leave?

How does anyone know his financials?

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when did he leave?

Sometime last week. Stormed out in a huff over a fight with JORR, I think.

good dolphin wrote:
How does anyone know his financials?


Search his old posts. I'm sure they don't change.

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Dennis will be back.


My sources are not hearing the same thing.


when did he leave?

How does anyone know his financials?


A few humble brags mixed with some NSJ like bragging. He takes things too seriously and hates to be challenged.

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A few humble brags mixed with some NSJ like bragging. He takes things too seriously and hates to be challenged.

Sounds like MANY posters.

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A few humble brags mixed with some NSJ like bragging. He takes things too seriously and hates to be challenged.

Sounds like MANY posters.

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He's done this a few times. People who are leaving don't change their boardclothes to "Location: I'm Leaving" and "Favorite Pizza: Quittheboardino's." They just go.


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