Rule 34 of the internet states that if it exists, there's porn of it somewhere. Taken to its logical happy ending, this means that your porn doppelgänger is out there in the world—making porn. And now the world’s largest live sex search engine wants to help you find them.

Megacams unveiled a new feature today that uses facial recognition technology to match any photo you upload with one of the thousands of cam models it has in its database, which pulls from Chaturbate, Bongacams, and LiveJasmin, among others. It’s not unlike the popular Microsoft tools that guess your emotions, how old you are (sorta), and whether you can pass as someone’s twin—except, you know, with porn.

Megacams claims the site is “pretty secure”—the photos are “saved into a secure database (not on disk) and will be deleted within 24 hours”—which I translated roughly to “open in Incognito mode, use a dummy email, and pray my wife doesn’t come home early from work.”

I could have sworn he mentioned an idea or waiting on a patent for an idea exactly like this.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

There is no way that there are people making money looking like most of us. About the only one besides the females unless it was some sort of sick fetish site would be Doug because everyone wants Doug.

Everyone wants me. I'm a pretty big deal.

Um no, doug is all that and a bag of chips.

There is no way that there are people making money looking like most of us. About the only one besides the females unless it was some sort of sick fetish site would be Doug because everyone wants Doug.

We got some hunks on this board.

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

Do you jack it to pictures of yourself? The website isn't intended for you to upload your own photo ya dipshit.