Computer is placed just right for late night porn watching. Can hear wife coming down the hallway and adjust as needed. Quit feeding the dog rawhide chews. Bad for them.

I'm never posting a real-time picture again, assholes.

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Show us slow motion next time then. We will be waiting.

There are about a million better things on television at all times.

Saved By The Bell is easily the most overrated show of all time. Even more than Friends.

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Saved by the Bell is easily one of the greatest shows in television history regardless of genre.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I consider you a plus poster who I like, so it pains me to say that I hope you die a prolonged and horrible death.

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Fucking millennials....

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Simply not true.

He's a good lookin dog, half lab half Apbt? How bout a pic of one those 6 lb smallies?

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RIP 'Tits or GTFO'

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He's adopted, but Google "blackmouth cur." Don't you think he looks exactly like one?

And fuck you on the smallies.

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Never forget.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I can't believe I have forgotten the name of the guy who used to post the best pictures in that thread.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

cooler?

This is Buddy. I moved my wife up here the first week of January, and that same night this guy popped up outside our place meowing and hungry. It was like 10 degrees that night. Apparently, while some of my coworkers were working a job an hour and a half away this guy kept showing up to greet them and get fed. So they brought him back to their housing across the street from ours. They kept him in their mud room with no litter box (they'd let him outside to do his business), and were feeding him human food for like a week. One of the guys finally had enough of the smell, and apparently put the cat outside while closing the door behind him. I called him out on this a couple times, but he never admitted to it. We took him in (against my wife's wishes), and he has been a surprisingly great cat. Except for the fact he is a Bombay breed. They are one of the most talkative cats next to Siamese. Dude can be obnoxious when he wants something. Super affectionate, and playful tho. We let him outside for a little bit every few days because we are pretty confident he was raised in or around a barn. He never runs off, and we watch him while he's outside.

That's my cat story I guess.

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Also, I hope this doesn't get buried, but there is a great non profit charity for dogs and cats on facebook that provides funds for injured or sick animal vet bills that the animal's owner can't cover.

I donate every so often, and right now there is a beautiful 11 month old Husky that was hit by a vehicle in Indiana who if they can't get the funds they need she'll have to be put down the injuries to her leg and pelvis are so severe. Donate if you can. Make sure you put the animal's name you would like to donate to in the referral option. Any little bit helps!

Here is the link:

https://m.facebook.com/fortheloveofalexinc/

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Leash, do yourself a favor and burn that house down.

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What is it with you and fires?

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Let's not do this.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Fucker scared us this week. Took him in the woods and in the lake this weekend at my in-laws, and he got pretty sick afterward. He wasn't eating and was shitting blood. Took him to the vet, and he might have lepto. Got him some meds and he's doing much better. I know Bernstein thinks we're morons for paying his medical bills, but I think I'll still be able to sleep at night.

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Are you talking about Douchebag?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

No, my dog takes direction.

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And what is (a)lepto?

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-- source

Leptovirus... you can get them vaccinated for it.

HOWEVER, that's not what he has. He has pancreatitis. I couldn't figure out why since he only eats dog food. Then I remembered we went to my in-laws' this weekend, and my MIL REFUSES to listen when we tell her not to give him goddamn table food. But it's clear she did because that's one of the main triggers of pancreatitis in dogs.

I'm going to mail her the damn vet bill.

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That sucks. At least he's getting better, right?

Sadly I was proud of my Gary Johnson pun

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Damn that sucks man. Hope he gets better.

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I didn't even catch that.

He seems to be feeling better, but still has to eat this bland diet and take anti-nausea. I can't stand my MIL.

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I think it's an old, wooden ship, dating back to the Civil War days.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.