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SuburbanCool

Post subject: Re: People who have lived entire lives in a 100 mile radius

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 3:41 pm

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Nas wrote:

If you have ever explored with your fingers then you know 2 inches is more than enough if you know what you're doing.

Please the ladies, Nas, Please the ladies.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: People who have lived entire lives in a 100 mile radius

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 3:43 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Nas wrote:

If you have ever explored with your fingers then you know 2 inches is more than enough if you know what you're doing.

You sound like a millionaire saying that the minimum wage is more than enough to live on.

I'm just saying that you can still get the job done. MANY white and Asian men are glad to hear this, believe me.

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formerlyknownas

Post subject: Re: People who have lived entire lives in a 100 mile radius

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 3:46 pm

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Nas wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Nas wrote:

If you have ever explored with your fingers then you know 2 inches is more than enough if you know what you're doing.

You sound like a millionaire saying that the minimum wage is more than enough to live on.

I'm just saying that you can still get the job done. MANY white and Asian men are glad to hear this, believe me.

"Believe me," says Nas. Are you voting for Trump now????

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: People who have lived entire lives in a 100 mile radius

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 3:52 pm

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I see where this thread is going...

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Nas

Post subject: Re: People who have lived entire lives in a 100 mile radius

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 3:54 pm

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formerlyknownas wrote:

Nas wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Nas wrote:

If you have ever explored with your fingers then you know 2 inches is more than enough if you know what you're doing.

You sound like a millionaire saying that the minimum wage is more than enough to live on.

I'm just saying that you can still get the job done. MANY white and Asian men are glad to hear this, believe me.

"Believe me," says Nas. Are you voting for Trump now????

I voted for him in the spring. People are saying that I know how to pick winners.

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: People who have lived entire lives in a 100 mile radius

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 4:31 pm

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hell i try to avoid fights . but it was 2 on 1 until I went out to even it up. they took his hat when he went outside without me to smoke; the bartender's mom came over to tell me while i was talking to the bright-eyes chick. then the mom or her daughter/bartender must've dialed the police or they had already.

i had to break off from ranking bright eyes albums as foreplay to go aggressively cuddle some hilljack in a fake MC style vest with a POW-MIA patch that I was telling him I was gonna cut off cuz he didn't serve in combat. our two groups had been jawing at each other from opposite ends of the bar earlier in the night. But I guess some of these wanna-be biker types think they're ok to wear even if you weren't ever in combat.

sore as fuck today. god-damn fights are stupid. worse than a hangover.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: People who have lived entire lives in a 100 mile radius

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 4:37 pm

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Nas wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Nas wrote:

If you have ever explored with your fingers then you know 2 inches is more than enough if you know what you're doing.

You sound like a millionaire saying that the minimum wage is more than enough to live on.

I'm just saying that you can still get the job done. MANY white and Asian men are glad to hear this, believe me.

Now you're just rubbing it in*.

*figuratively

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: People who have lived entire lives in a 100 mile radius

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 4:38 pm

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Nas wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Nas wrote:

If you have ever explored with your fingers then you know 2 inches is more than enough if you know what you're doing.

You sound like a millionaire saying that the minimum wage is more than enough to live on.

I'm just saying that you can still get the job done. MANY white and Asian men are glad to hear this, believe me.

Why would the men care?

Oh...I'm glad to hear you are in sync with the gay community.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: People who have lived entire lives in a 100 mile radius

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 4:46 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Nas wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Nas wrote:

If you have ever explored with your fingers then you know 2 inches is more than enough if you know what you're doing.

You sound like a millionaire saying that the minimum wage is more than enough to live on.

I'm just saying that you can still get the job done. MANY white and Asian men are glad to hear this, believe me.

Why would the men care?

Oh...I'm glad to hear you are in sync with the gay community.

I love the gays. No one loves the gays more than me. I consider many many gays to be friends. The gays love me, okay?

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Nas

Post subject: Re: People who have lived entire lives in a 100 mile radius

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 4:48 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Nas wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Nas wrote:

If you have ever explored with your fingers then you know 2 inches is more than enough if you know what you're doing.

You sound like a millionaire saying that the minimum wage is more than enough to live on.

I'm just saying that you can still get the job done. MANY white and Asian men are glad to hear this, believe me.

Now you're just rubbing it in*.

*figuratively

My great grandfather was a white man who found himself a black woman and had no problem, trust me.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: People who have lived entire lives in a 100 mile radius

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 4:48 pm

They're the greatest. Nobody beats American gays.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: People who have lived entire lives in a 100 mile radius

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 4:54 pm

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formerlyknownas wrote:

Nothing wrong with this if you had a good experience. Some families send generations to the same school.

Do you have a bathtub Mary in your yard?

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: People who have lived entire lives in a 100 mile radius

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 4:55 pm

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Nas wrote:

I love the gays. No one loves the gays more than me. I consider many many gays to be friends. The gays love me, okay?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: People who have lived entire lives in a 100 mile radius

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 4:55 pm

Curious Hair wrote:

formerlyknownas wrote:

Nothing wrong with this if you had a good experience. Some families send generations to the same school.

Do you have a bathtub Mary in your yard?

I do.

It looks great with the vines around it. All the old ladies that walk around the neighborhood have nothing but praise for it.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: People who have lived entire lives in a 100 mile radius

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 4:57 pm

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Nas wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Nas wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Nas wrote:

If you have ever explored with your fingers then you know 2 inches is more than enough if you know what you're doing.

You sound like a millionaire saying that the minimum wage is more than enough to live on.

I'm just saying that you can still get the job done. MANY white and Asian men are glad to hear this, believe me.

Now you're just rubbing it in*.

*figuratively

My great grandfather was a white man who found himself a black woman and had no problem, trust me.

I've met you, and there ain't no way you have a sliver of white, you sonofabitch.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: People who have lived entire lives in a 100 mile radius

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 4:58 pm

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Hussra wrote:

What village or township were you in?

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Nardi wrote:

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

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Nas

Post subject: Re: People who have lived entire lives in a 100 mile radius

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 5:01 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Nas wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Nas wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Nas wrote:

If you have ever explored with your fingers then you know 2 inches is more than enough if you know what you're doing.

You sound like a millionaire saying that the minimum wage is more than enough to live on.

I'm just saying that you can still get the job done. MANY white and Asian men are glad to hear this, believe me.

Now you're just rubbing it in*.

*figuratively

My great grandfather was a white man who found himself a black woman and had no problem, trust me.

I've met you, and there ain't no way you have a sliver of white, you sonofabitch.

My mom is very light and MANY people from my father's family are from Liberia.

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: People who have lived entire lives in a 100 mile radius

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 5:01 pm

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Nas wrote:

My great grandfather was a white man who found himself a black woman and had no problem, trust me.

the thing about black women is that they aren't bashful in the bedroom. this one black girl i dated after breaking up with me ex broke out not 1 but 2 adult novelty items + bottles of lube and lotion in the bedroom on the first date. I'm like, "those are for you, right?" basically, she liked to have something in every place during sex. an inspector gadget twister puzzle to hold/work them in the proper places in the middle of sex. and they ran on batteries. i had to trek down to the 7-11 in our building twice, while all cialis'd and yay'd up, to get new batteries. made the mistake of buying cheap generics first time down.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: People who have lived entire lives in a 100 mile radius

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 5:03 pm

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Nardi wrote:

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: People who have lived entire lives in a 100 mile radius

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 5:04 pm

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Freaks come in all shapes and colors. The freak factor does not discriminate.

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Nardi wrote:

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: People who have lived entire lives in a 100 mile radius

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 5:05 pm

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Wow... didn't know that, Nas. Can I still give you the head nod when I see you next?

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Nas

Post subject: Re: People who have lived entire lives in a 100 mile radius

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 5:07 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Wow... didn't know that, Nas. Can I still give you the head nod when I see you next?

Yes.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: People who have lived entire lives in a 100 mile radius

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 5:07 pm

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Hussra's in here trying to spread the rumor all black chicks are down for the gangbang. :lol:

wtf?

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Nardi wrote:

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: People who have lived entire lives in a 100 mile radius

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 5:09 pm

Jbi11s wrote:

Hussra's in here trying to spread the rumor all black chicks are down for the gangbang. :lol:

wtf?

I can tell you they are not.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: People who have lived entire lives in a 100 mile radius

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 5:09 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

Hussra's in here trying to spread the rumor all black chicks are down for the gangbang. :lol:

wtf?

I can tell you they are not.

I can second that.

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Nardi wrote:

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: People who have lived entire lives in a 100 mile radius

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 5:12 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

What village or township were you in?

Buena Vista/Bridgeport. You know the area? Fucking hillbilly hell.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: People who have lived entire lives in a 100 mile radius

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 5:14 pm

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Hussra wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

What village or township were you in?

Buena Vista/Bridgeport. You know the area? Fucking hillbilly hell.

I don't, but isn't that one of the MANY places Score670 hosts reference when talking about racist callers?

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Nardi wrote:

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: People who have lived entire lives in a 100 mile radius

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 5:15 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

Hussra wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

What village or township were you in?

Buena Vista/Bridgeport. You know the area? Fucking hillbilly hell.

I don't, but isn't that one of the MANY places Score670 hosts reference when talking about racist callers?

Bridgeport
Hegewisch
Back of the Yards
Wisconsin
Indiana
Area Code 815
South of I-80
Champaign

50,000-watt signal and all it covers is shit!

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: People who have lived entire lives in a 100 mile radius

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 5:16 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

Hussra's in here trying to spread the rumor all black chicks are down for the gangbang. :lol:

wtf?

what? no. no other dudes involved/that shit's gay. just me with her toys in hand(s). some duct tape might've been useful. could've taped one to each hand and not have to take breaks and shake out the carpal tunnel from holding those things all night.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: People who have lived entire lives in a 100 mile radius

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 5:17 pm

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Hussra wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

Hussra's in here trying to spread the rumor all black chicks are down for the gangbang. :lol:

wtf?

Sounds like a hell of a night. Good for you.

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Nardi wrote:

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

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