joe borchard v2.0? shit wasn't it drew henson or someone who had MLB/NFL aspirations, tried baseball, then went back to the NFL but lost his swag/steez/skills and then kind of flamed out and probably sells insurance or something?

what's m-jeff up to nowadays? he could probably sell a few tickets down in tampa and not be that much worse than whoever they're trotting out @ DH (hence why i figure they might be the ONLY team that could consider a-rod for all of 30 seconds, assuming that they'd welcome his pursuit of 700/714/+ HRs as some kind of a gimmick to sell tickets in a bygone season where you're not really stunting the future too much by "wasting" DH at bats for the rest of august/sept

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His workout is Aug 30. 20 MLB teams are confirmed. I call bullshit.

I agree.

They're all going to be there.

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Can't wait for Bruce Levine's live report.

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If they do they're not sending decision makers. He'd be intriguing as a pitcher but a 29 year old hitter who hasn't play in 10+ years has no chance. It's just a waste of time.

Are you trying to tell me that Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

Ha. This one can't.

Tebow ran a 6.67 60 which is pretty good. There's a great vine of him running like the Oregon Duck mascot but I can't post it from my phone.

man the other day i saw tebow and someone else interviewing nick saban for ESPN's "Sunday Conversation" and when i saw tebow standing there with his creepy-way-too-genuine grin while saban was pontificating i couldn't help but think of a term i heard brandished by the internet's very own Linkara (when describing himself, of course) >>> nasty cock slut.



and then here is a moment where nick saban said something (that didnt seem like a joke) that somehow only tim tebow found to be hilarious. while he went out of his way to SUPER-LOL and then clap his hands, marty smith (to his right) says it all with the look on his face... (you don't get to be where nick saban is without mastering the smile-n-nod)



i know nowadays it's en vogue to shit on bernstein for some of the things/schticks/bits he does, but he was 100% spot-on with the tebow stuff. there's just something ??!!?!?!?!?[keyboard explodes] with him, and i can't quite put my finger on it (call it a hunch he might want you to put your finger IN it tho =)

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It's a messed up society where a person who coaches football can afford a house that looks like a resort.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Only two teams passed on sending scouts to the "tryout" -- the Cubs and the A's. Props to Epstein/Hoyer and Beane for avoiding the circus.

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hit was hitting hard in softtoss, against real unrehearsed pitching he looked awful.

I think this should work. Absolutely hysterical.

https://vine.co/v/5eLHBz661lU

Here is his vacation house. It's in Northern Georgia, close to the North Carolina State line.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Mets

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First the Jets, now the Mets ... next year, the Nets?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Place your bets.

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Considering how often this team’s fans look to the heavens and exclaim, “Jesus Christ!” perhaps we should have seen this coming — the New York Mets have signed Tim Tebow to a minor-league contract, the team announced on Thursday.

* I copied the above from yahoo sports article.

** Thinking you could insert any number of teams into that sentence...including my beloved Cubs!.

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This is a good thing for the Mets. The last time Tim Tebow played baseball was in high school.

The year?

2005.

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Alabama fans should worry, retirement to that home & part time tv talking head status can't be far off.

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He's better than Schwarber.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

And somewhere MJeff's buddies are giving him crap for his puny by comparison first two-three months of swings. Remember the breathless media chase & climax months into the minor league season when big fly #1 (& only iirc) finally happened?

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The last year Godfella played baseball was in high school.

The year?

'83.

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

First you attack Trump and then Jordan. If you attack Brees today you hit my trifecta of heroes.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

You wouldn't have wanted to have heard me over the last two days

Plus you know Jordan's golf buddies are giving it to him, and for once his only response can be f you!

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He hit it off John Kilichowski who should be immediately released.

How can you be a person with any sort of social consciousness and have a home like that which you will only use seasonally?

Also, what kind of asshole wouldn't have either a pool or beach in a summer home where money is no expense?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

The house is near a country club where he golfs.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way