I wanna meet the atheist who got converted to faith by a home run

I think that's an hour early,doc.

Maddon

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I don't think that rhymes.

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You know me like that.

Did Bernstein call Spiegel an idiot in tranny for this?

Bernstein doesn't believe in this shit.

Remember when the Bears beat the Packers the week of Walter Payton's death. A blocked FG won it. Some people said that Walter lifted the guy off his feet to block the kick. I think there was a writer in town that wrote something like that.

Bernstein called those that believed this "DUMB ASS CRACKERS".

When people die and/or get sick it's common for people to send thoughts and prayers. Bernstein thinks that's stupid. He hates seeing this on social media. Bernstein's says, "DON'T SEND PRAYERS, SEND MONEY".

I came close on this one:

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

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I almost did by a foul ball and a Chicago hero.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Freaky Feet Pete is entered against the best horses in the country this Friday night at Hollywood Dayton. I'm giving God one more shot.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I'll pray for you.

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Seriously, if you're a God guy I can understand attributing an unlikely outcome to divine/spiritual intervention after a tragic event. After my partner died his top horse was in the richest Canadian race ever. Horses from Chicago didn't really win races like this. The horse was in an impossible spot at the top of the stretch. He came flying down the lane so fucking fast it almost seemed like Brian's ghost was dragging him to the front. I thought the announcer was going to cry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsCJv-uZL7s

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Wow.

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You know me like that.

Those horses are so pretty.

Did your partner live in Downers Grove? I remember hearing about a guy around that time. I didn't know him or anything but DG is small.

id believe more in Colon grooving a pitch down the center of the plate.

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

Why does the Caddy follow along with the horses after the start?

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Yes, he did live in Downers Grove.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

There is a judge in the car watching what's going on.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Tebow hitting that bomb proves Spiegel is right.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

God was controlling the draw!

http://xwebapp.ustrotting.com/absoluten ... 6&zoneid=1

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don