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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 7:53 pm 
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(Hyper) or not, fuck this... I'm out.

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Next is VR sex. I can see if you're an astronaut on your way to a distant but humorously-named planet, but come on, man...virtually anyone can get laid.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 8:26 pm 
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Next is VR sex. I can see if you're an astronaut on your way to a distant but humorously-named planet, but come on, man...virtually anyone can get laid.


If the internet has taught us anything, it's taught us that people basically want to fuck themselves.

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Just in time for the Westworld reboot (which actually looks kickass)

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MajorKong wrote:
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Next is VR sex. I can see if you're an astronaut on your way to a distant but humorously-named planet, but come on, man...virtually anyone can get laid.


If the internet has taught us anything, it's taught us that people basically want to fuck themselves.

Sad but true.

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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/sex-robots-could-biggest-trend-7127554


Holy shit, that's creepy.

The robot in that video looked like a real person.

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Good news for Beardown.

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virtually anyone can get laid.

I see what you did there.

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How do you clean them?


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How do you clean them?


What you complaining about? Your kind has had mechanical help for ages.

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What you complaining about? Your kind has had mechanical help for ages.


And I can clean it with mild soap and water or toy cleaner. The whole person thing is creepy. A flesh light should be good enough.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 9:23 pm 
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chaspoppcap wrote:
What you complaining about? Your kind has had mechanical help for ages.


Her kind? She wasn't complaining about anything. She just asked how it gets cleaned.

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And I can clean it with mild soap and water or toy cleaner.


Exactly. Does the robot lube itself up? If not, this presents another problem. And who wants to keep fucking some robot with loads of jizz in it? Not this guy.

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The whole person thing is creepy.


Creepy and sad. Is there a whole scenario involved, like with dinner and a movie first?

Spaulding wrote:
A flesh light should be good enough.


My right hand seems to work just fine.

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And who wants to keep fucking some robot with loads of jizz in it? Not this guy.


Those were my wedding vows.

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And who wants to keep fucking some robot with loads of jizz in it? Not this guy.


Those were my wedding vows.


He's sexually active in the community.

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Chus wrote:
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And who wants to keep fucking some robot with loads of jizz in it? Not this guy.


Those were my wedding vows.


He's sexually active in the community.


Now he's an owner of a message board.

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ROBOTS just fine?

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I have been saying for years that there are billions to be made in 1) hot, fuckable robots and 2) more comprehensive and painless tattoo removal.


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it used to be that war drove technology but now it is sex

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it used to be that war drove technology but now it is sex


everything positive that gets developed w/r/t the internet is because of sex.

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Spaulding wrote:
chaspoppcap wrote:
What you complaining about? Your kind has had mechanical help for ages.


And I can clean it with mild soap and water or toy cleaner. The whole person thing is creepy. A flesh light should be good enough.


great is better than good enough

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good dolphin wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
chaspoppcap wrote:
What you complaining about? Your kind has had mechanical help for ages.


And I can clean it with mild soap and water or toy cleaner. The whole person thing is creepy. A flesh light should be good enough.


great is better than good enough


Has anyone ever used a fleshlight? Seems like a bit of a waste when my hand has worked just fine for all these years.

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good dolphin wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
chaspoppcap wrote:
What you complaining about? Your kind has had mechanical help for ages.


And I can clean it with mild soap and water or toy cleaner. The whole person thing is creepy. A flesh light should be good enough.


great is better than good enough


Has anyone ever used a fleshlight? Seems like a bit of a waste when my hand has worked just fine for all these years.


Agreed. My hand is still going strong after all these years.

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Peoria Matt wrote:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/sex-robots-could-biggest-trend-7127554


I have been saying for years that there are billions to be made in 1) hot, fuckable robots and 2) more comprehensive and painless tattoo removal.


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Hank Scorpio wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
chaspoppcap wrote:
What you complaining about? Your kind has had mechanical help for ages.


And I can clean it with mild soap and water or toy cleaner. The whole person thing is creepy. A flesh light should be good enough.


great is better than good enough


Has anyone ever used a fleshlight? Seems like a bit of a waste when my hand has worked just fine for all these years.


There are pictures out there of middle eastern immigrants in Germany ducking behind cars and sticking it into tailpipes.

Sometimes you just want the exotic.

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