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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:07 pm 
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I know I made a thread about hot chicks we found repulsive... this is the opposite...

Since the Rob Lowe Roast, I've heard some shots at Jewel.

Jewel may have fucked up teeth, but I would marry her tomorrow. She is unbelievably sexy, IMO.

What seemingly ugly chicks would you savages give it to or, better yet, make cover up their face in compliance with the Quran?

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:09 pm 
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Also, be honest, because it's clear a number of you would love to fuck Hillary.

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Isn't Jewel hooked up with that roman reigns looking 3rd string qb charlie whitehurst?

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Isn't Jewel hooked up with that roman reigns looking 3rd string qb charlie whitehurst?


Yes, for now. Don't underestimate my charm.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:12 pm 
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Oprah. Straight cash, homey.

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Oprah. Straight cash, homey.


Dude, I hope you're prepared to be mocked. I said that shit awhile back and they all made fun of me.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:22 pm 
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Oprah. Straight cash, homey.


Dude, I hope you're prepared to be mocked. I said that shit awhile back and they all made fun of me.


Mock away, we're just spit-balling here. Besides, I'm already married.

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So was pittmike


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Anyway, I am not sure she is ugly but certainly not considered beautiful. I have some weird strange thing for Sarah Silverman.

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Jewel is hot as fuck. Good looking girls with messed up teeth has always been a "thing" for me. I can't explain it.

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Jewel is hot as fuck. Good looking girls with messed up teeth has always been a "thing" for me. I can't explain it.


Kirsten Dunst?

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shitfire mang, it's a compliment. Hero-stuff. I need a 'WWPMD' wrist-band.


Jewel going for the slightly jesusish looking twitter funny guy Charlie Whitehurst. When she first got famous, she was living in Ocean Beach Cali with terminal beach-bum and insane coke-fiend Steve Poltz, of Rugburns (non-fame). I think Jewel has a "drug-bust" story on youtube about her time with Poltz. And Poltz co-wrote songs on Jewel's first couple albums. Poltz might even be in her early MTV videos. Great band in concert, Rugburns:

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Me and Eddie Vedder is pretty typical of the Rugburns mock-goof-pop-rock thing, tho Poltz wrote some decent tunes too:

https://youtu.be/AjPrAPA7D4I


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Jewel is good looking. Weak ass choice.

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well, he could've said your sister but that'd be rude.


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Jewel is good looking. Weak ass choice.


She has a pretty face and some major league hooters.

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I would help Jewel carry out a murder if she let me sniff her underwear.

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Jewel is hot as fuck. Good looking girls with messed up teeth has always been a "thing" for me. I can't explain it.

That's a thing in Japan.


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leashyourkids wrote:
Also, be honest, because it's clear a number of you would love to fuck Hillary.


Youre like aids in the morning. Everything starts out ok but then you realize the breakfast menu is shit on a platter

But since im cool, to answer your ORIGINAL QUESTION, before you went bitch mode in your followup post, it takes a tremendous butterface to rule out a great ass, and jewels head shape is fine.

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Also, be honest, because it's clear a number of you would love to fuck Hillary.


Youre like aids in the morning. Everything starts out ok but then you realize the breakfast menu is shit on a platter

But since im cool, to answer your ORIGINAL QUESTION, before you went bitch mode in your followup post, it takes a tremendous butterface to rule out a great ass, and jewels head shape is fine.


I will destroy you, no questions asked. Name the place. I will make sure they can't make out your dental records.

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Hussra wrote:
well, he could've said your sister but that'd be rude.

#truth

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Also, be honest, because it's clear a number of you would love to fuck Hillary.


Youre like aids in the morning. Everything starts out ok but then you realize the breakfast menu is shit on a platter

But since im cool, to answer your ORIGINAL QUESTION, before you went bitch mode in your followup post, it takes a tremendous butterface to rule out a great ass, and jewels head shape is fine.


I will destroy you, no questions asked. Name the place. I will make sure they can't make out your dental records.


Hahaha youre such a little bitch soon as you saw me you would be begging to drink my dick spray you little fagget

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I love this woman. I could build a life with her.

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leashyourkids wrote:
Also, be honest, because it's clear a number of you would love to fuck Hillary.


Youre like aids in the morning. Everything starts out ok but then you realize the breakfast menu is shit on a platter

But since im cool, to answer your ORIGINAL QUESTION, before you went bitch mode in your followup post, it takes a tremendous butterface to rule out a great ass, and jewels head shape is fine.


I will destroy you, no questions asked. Name the place. I will make sure they can't make out your dental records.


Hahaha youre such a little bitch soon as you saw me you would be begging to drink my dick spray you little fagg


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Leash hitting that bourbon early tonight....

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Marry? That's tough. Present day alia shawkat seems like a good choice.

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