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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry?

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:41 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Leash hitting that bourbon early tonight....

At least I can't get pulled over.

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IkeSouth

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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:45 pm

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DannyB wrote:

I love this woman. I could build a life with her.

She looks like a kid im sure you would

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JORR

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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:50 pm

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I don't know about marry, but I'd totally hit Lady Gaga, Scout Willis, and Juliet Huddy.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry?

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:55 pm

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I dont know who scoit or julia is but lady gaga oh god yea ass fuck that shit n make her shake.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry?

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 10:06 pm

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You can name dudes, Ike. This is a progressive board.

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formerlyknownas

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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 10:06 pm

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Someone told me Hillary Swank was ugly, but I think she's way hot.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry?

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 10:09 pm

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Bunch of wussies! I'd go balls deep in Laura rickets or the THAT pritzker. Yeah, you know the one

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry?

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 10:24 pm

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Everybody calls her horse face but hey,variety makes it a whore's race.

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Hussra

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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 10:38 pm

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formerlyknownas wrote:

Someone told me Hillary Swank was ugly, but I think she's way hot.

back when there was talk of an IJ movie or HBO series, always thought Swank (at the time) could be cast as Hal.

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redskingreg

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Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 4:48 am

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I always liked Helen Hunt.

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Tad Queasy

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Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 5:01 am

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Sarah Kustok

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry?

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 5:29 am

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Ashley Feinberg

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Jbi11s

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Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 5:54 am

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Curious Hair wrote:

Ashley Feinberg

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry?

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 7:07 am

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Man, I got fucked up last night.

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SpiralStairs

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Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 8:31 am

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Curious Hair wrote:

Ashley Feinberg

I KNEW IT

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The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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Juice's Lecture Notes

Post subject: Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry?

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 9:06 am

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Who was that local reporter in Happy Valley that won a Pulitzer for doing actual work in uncovering the Sandusky/JoePa stuff? Sara-something? Gohner, maybe? Anyway, always thought she had underrated hotness.

EDIT: Sara Ganim

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry?

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 9:08 am

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

Who was that local reporter in Happy Valley that won a Pulitzer for doing actual work in uncovering the Sandusky/JoePa stuff? Sara-something? Goehner, maybe? Anyway, always thought she had underrated hotness.

EDIT: Sara Ganim

Agreed. Beautiful eyes.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry?

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 9:25 am

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She's got those "wear an adult diaper so she doesn't have to stop on her cross country drive to stab you" eyes.

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Bagels

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Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 9:35 am

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Lena Dunham

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spmack

Post subject: Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry?

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 9:43 am

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Good Dolphin I hope you're not talking about the Pritzker that looks like Mully in drag....

My Giddy Uncle

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spmack

Post subject: Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry?

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 9:46 am

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Anyway, you all know I have some "less than beautiful" chicks......I'd still do Pokey Chatman.

And one of these days JORR is gonna facilitate a date between me and Alpana Singh....she's turning the big 4-0 this year!

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry?

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 10:07 am

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Flo.

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Kirkwood

Post subject: Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry?

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 10:12 am

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Anna Kendrick

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Chus

Post subject: Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry?

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 10:14 am

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SpiralStairs wrote:

She's got those "wear an adult diaper so she doesn't have to stop on her cross country drive to stab you" eyes.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry?

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 10:14 am

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Bagels wrote:

Lena Dunham

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Chus

Post subject: Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry?

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 10:15 am

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W_Z wrote:

Flo.

Fo sho.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry?

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 10:16 am

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Kirkwood wrote:

Anna Kendrick

She looks like a chipmunk.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry?

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 10:17 am

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Anne Heche

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Chus

Post subject: Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry?

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 10:25 am

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Hi, Leash.

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Post subject: Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry?

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 10:25 am

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Elisabeth Moss was a front-runner...

...and then I read about her thoughts on third wave feminism (she thinks it's great).

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